Your new Starbucks name is Bubba.

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I guess the cover of our overseas intelligence officers isn’t the only thing Trump blew

Trump can secure the next generation of voters by admitting to only sucking six or seven dıcks

They’ve been saying he’s Jesus for years and now they just might crucify him

Have the MAGAs started blowing each other in solidarity yet?

If Trump says he doesn’t know what the MRI was for I believe him. Frankly those things are full of magnets so nobody has a fucking clue how they work.

“Let them eat cock”

GOP Rep. Kevin Kiley, who did not support the Epstein discharge petition, says he will vote yes next week on releasing the Epstein files

The blowjob didn’t count bc it was auto-peen

🤞🏼bunker bunker bunker bunker bunker 🤞🏼

When it’s between presidents it’s head of state

Trump‘s not the first president to blow another president. Why do you think they called him Hoover?

Marjorie Taylor Greene New Deal?

The only way he’ll admit it is if we convince him Bill said it was lousy 

bittersweet.

Makes you wonder if he gave Arnold a Palmer

GOP: I think the real takeaway is he blew a grown man

I bet he gave Putin a Bubba too

You have to understand in Palm Beach in the 90s everybody was blowing Bill Clinton 

He did not inhale

Is anyone surprised Boebert held firm?

I hope someone leaves extra bedsheets at his door

I hope someone leaves extra bedsheets at his door

How much longer until fireworks, flutes & Ewoks drumming on ICE helmets?

*coffee mug shatters in slo mo* *violin music intensifies*

Please kindly stop releasing emails. - Venezuela

America is still a young nation. Is that why Donald Trump keeps fucking it?

When you only know the first three words

How to end up part of the concrete in your new ballroom:

A 50 year mortgage is gonna look awfully stupid when life expectancy drops back to 35

If you’ve wondered where MAGA gets its tabloid feel

🚨BREAKING: Secret Service agent throws himself in front of t-shirt cannon for Trump at Commanders game, trans motive suspected

What could go wrong?

Looking forward to the halftime report with Boomer, JB, Coach Cowher and Nancy Pelosi

I dunno… I’ve heard this PARTICULAR guy is a lunatic. A radical left lunatic no less. Mostly from a guy who he tried to prosecute for crimes, but still I heard it a whole lot.

NEW: EXCLUSIVE: I spoke to sources at FBI and DOJ that reviewed the Epstein files. It’s worse than the photos. I’ll let you know what they said today at 3:30 PM PT / 6:30 PM ET on @meidastouch.com. Link to show: www.youtube.com/live/hEi77Ib...

The term gen x makes the Fredo generation sound way cooler than they are

Is having the Supreme Court cut off SNAP part of his bid to get into heaven or win the Nobel prize?

Supreme Court blocks SNAP distribution only weeks before the release of the Miracle on 34th St reboot that ends with Santa’s execution

🚨BREAKING: Appeals judge orders SNAP paid and Trump to be visited by three ghosts

More like Dr Ozzz

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to tariff gravity”

While the pharma exec collapsed HHS Secretary Kennedy calmy fled the scene to grab an emergency ivermectin inhaler

Once Trump saw the collapsing executive wasn’t a ballroom he lost interest

Retirement should free 85 year old Nancy Pelosi up for her presidential run

I remember when grandpa had to come live with us and we had to put signs on all the rooms he used daily