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playstation 6? haha, i hate to tell you but im already on playstation 7. i made it myself. it also does not have games.

Happy EMBEDDED Electric Feel Friday!

Holy cow! This may be the weather photo of the year. Double rainbow, orange sky over Nationals Park Friday evening. Absolutely amazing capture by Alex Warofka.

Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare v0.48: Placing a bomb and then switching to a weapon no longer applies its enchantments to the bomb damage.

I would appreciate help dragging DHL's ass on twitter 💕 I don't care anymore I'm incandescently angry and I want revenge x.com/sabato__n/st...

i am very smart[1] [1] of course i am very smart -me

The perfect obit headline for this particular climate denier, who knew better but preferred to live a lie heatmap.news/daily/lee-raymond

An under-noticed problem with "orbital compute" though is that there's no way to get satellites back *from* orbit. And Starlink-esque satellites are designed with a lifespan of only about five years. So unlike a normal data center, those expensive GPUs can never be resold or recycled at EOL.

people who work and invest in AI frequently ask me why their work polls so badly

Bra strap is showing

every so often my sibling and i add new Gaming Words to my father's lexicon to explain his experiences today's word, courtesy of alan wake 2, was unfortunately "stunlocked"

Got some like-new white Chucks off thredUp to paint and I’m just now noticing one of the tongues is embroidered “guth.” guth. My shoe’s name is guth. I can’t stop laughing

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my body is so perfectly smooth I don't even need a towel when i get out of the shower. shit just slides right off as soon as i turn the water off

The number is actually 97.1% if you include the little shuffling around between nonbinary and binary identities that happened, but it is *remarkable* how rock-steady at 97-98% youth trans self-identification is. Believe kids when they tell you they're trans!!

Use AI for assets? No we just have one guy who's our studio's omelas child, he spends all day using up to $1000 in tokens. We don't talk to him

It is very funny how a bunch of studios will be like "we are Empowering Our Teams by using AI to Deliver Quality Experiences to Players" and then when pressed on what that means they say "oh well we will sometimes ask chatGPT to draw us a picture but we don't use it anywhere promise"

one trillion dollars is so much capital as to be effectively infinite for a single individual, which is why when we talk about this kind of wealth it needs to be expressed in terms of what it could do for the rest of us

Given all of the recent genAI discussion, I wish to repost this.

the president every friday

This type of wealth is especially dangerous because it's based on an interconnected series of load-bearing financial fictions that drive the stakeholders to pursue even more power and influence to rig the system and avoid consequences that could make their wealth evaporate overnight.

Spend all of Elon Musk's fucking money

the tomodachi life modders are fighting

noctis relatable character arc of being like no one understands me but my discord gf meanwhile she’s grooming him to kill himself the entire time

old request i still like. malos xenoblade and aiai from super monkey ball :))

Quebec is the “eye of the storm” of Mark Carney’s deportation blitz. As @desaima.bsky.social & @desmondcole.bsky.social report, CBSA agents are increasingly confronting migrants in workplaces and schools and rushing deportations before legal options for asylum seekers have played out.

sonic replaced my glasses with those weird googly eye glasses but im a consummate professional so im still gonna do my plans and if he's distracted by it thats his own fault

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

AAGH. I hate to starve, but to eat is female-coded (cravings during pregnancy, and as nourishment for the placenta)...

my advice to any aspiring villains or mad scientists etc, just double check that your plan actually did work before the maniacal laughter. its just as distracting as monologuing but you look even dumber if youre howling your ass off while your shit falls apart behind you

lol at MSNOW livestreaming this

I think I just barely escaped a shockingly savvy scammer trying to get my bank credentials. First, whoever it was had my actual phone number, my actual bank, and the last 4 digits of my account. They sent a "was this transaction you" message that looked almost identical to the ones my bank sends.

ameliance ranking 7 in their solo potd sge clear is the scariest thing i've ever seen!??? what is mom doing in there

Ontario premier Doug Ford is destroying health care services for people who use illicit drugs. @desmondcole.bsky.social explains why closing safe injection sites contradicts all evidence—and is a death sentence. youtu.be/qFF9CpwCdDc

like that's not even class interests, that is not scheming evil, that is so born on third base and with fifty silver spoons in their mouth that they are physically incapable of understanding how weird it looks to do "Star Wars" day as just a fun thing with guys trying to legislate you into death

maintain that one of the best views into how a lot of the political class actually see things is in the florida dems. there was a factcheck 3 years ago to go "they WEREN'T dancing together after passing anti-trans legislation! they just do spirit week shit with fascists ALL THE TIME"

when i say that congress is a country club, i'm not just talking about the obvious corruption, class interests, and white collar crime: i am also talking about how they are constantly doing shit like this

This is still one of the funniest things that's ever happened

Friday night

Saying cats are loveless and only in for the food when most cats the moment you look at them they'll make noises and approach or even roll happily. Sometimes even acknowledging them and saying hi causes them to wriggle happily...

Four Palestine Action activists have been handed obscene sentences in British court. The corrupt judge has tacked on terrorist charges without the jury's knowledge. One of them has been sentenced to EIGHT YEARS AND EIGHT MONTHS. Starmer's Britain is a broken evil place. I spit on it.

It's bizarre how repeatedly people keep hijacking the conversation about Accessibility away from things like closed captioning, colorblindness support, alt-text for screen-readers, etc, to "Games should be easier to play, books should be easier to read, and shows should be simple to understand"

the fact that the TADC collab with fortnite is a real thing and not a shitpost is terrifying like okay yeah sure let the show with the trans creator collab with the company that has no qualms with giving rowling more harry-potter-tranny-go-bye-bye-from-public-life money why not at this point