38 y/o gf who still sings “greensleeves”: they’re debating whether trollop is a slur and i just can’t with the tavern today. Me [heard “trollop” and got so hard my humors get unbalanced]: i think i hauve st. anthony’s fire

Had to add my favorite celebrity, @smoothcoke.bsky.social, to my Tomodachi Life island. #tomodachilife #tomodachilifelivingthedream

Gwen Danielson, who lived with Ziz (of Zizians fame) during the Rationalist Fleet days and left the group shortly before the killings started, has made a blog post. Tl,dr: "My understanding of Ziz's beliefs...contradict with the deaths that actually happened." www.lesswrong.com/posts/mbrmZm...

dungeon crawler set in a massive mall and there are a bunch of npcs wandering around too. any who get behind you can't move forward until you do. the longer you stay in place the more you can hear them getting insanely pissed off at you

Jollibee Meteor logo is killing me

crossed paths with some middle schoolers the other night

I think BoJack is settling in about as well as could be expected

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

not normally one to chase trends but I have given into peer pressure and started wearing a home movies-style unicolor onesie

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

You’d think!! But nope, the technical advisor for Bluesky dipped their phone into the pool to cool it off and then was surprised when it stopped working

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Dark Souls boss-ass cold cut name

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

no one noticed this. i dont even think this reply had a single like. and i laughed for about an hour. imagine getting owned like that from total leftfield. what do you even say. actually stupid fake big threes are so important to japan they have their own wikipedia page

i wanna be clear. in spirit, he was correct. the discourse was largely incurious us fans arguing like toonami is the final word on anime relevance. yet deep in the replies was the funniest post ever: "actually making up arbitrary big threes is a beloved japanese pastime" with a link to this:

a fav twitter classic was when anime fans were doing modern big three discourse and a big anime critic account was like ok everyone chill out this entire framing is racist, there's always been tons of popular manga, this is a made up western invention. slam dunk was bigger than dragon ball etc etc

Important evidence of autism in the ancient world

@eyepatchwolf.bsky.social lately every time I watch a video, this pops into my brain. I hope you enjoy my vision

bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom

okay it is extremely funny that one of the algorithmic feeds this website promotes just runs on one of the devs' accounts so when he blocks a third of the userbase they also get blocked from the feed

This bit is extremely Nintendo

Me trying to blow a medieval peasant’s mind: and the downloadable content for the game was actually already on the disc you were just paying to unlock it Peasant(chewing the gas station beef jerky I gave him): I saw the cobbler’s wife kissing Satan’s asshole in the forest Me (mind blown): waaaaaa

I thought this felt relatable

💀 Day 1 of posting my game art until itch.io indexes my game. You can't find Ode on your own until then, but you can still play with a direct link: maethefinch.itch.io/ode-prototype 📲 Free to play in browser on any device. 🪽🦋🧵Put your Will, Wonder, and Wiles to the test against Fate herself.

Day 112: Gobbo He just a little guy, a heckin cutie, a precious bean who brings joy to the world lol JoCat is an amazing creator, from the crap guide to dmd campaigns, hes really cool and skilled should go check his stuff out! #Art #Goblin #JoCat @jocat.net

IM SERIOUS

Also if you haven't seen, status.bsky.app is currently throwing an "This Status Page has been suspended." error

everyone sure seems to love that picture of the grey square

Whether or not the two things are actually correlated, it is incredibly funny that Bluesky started experiencing near daily tech fuck ups right after the team started bragging about using vibe coding

[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS

I cannot seem to upload things to bluesky today, so for now you can look at this --> 🐛

TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Saw someone complaining about the FF collabs not because of availability or anything like that, but because the average XIV player is in their 30s to late 40s and we can't live off butterfingers and fried chicken like that and then asked for supplements and vitamins collabs. what a mood