Hey yall, I need to raise $2200 dollars to afford dental care that I need next month and I do not have any way to save that much or set it aside on my own and I really need this work done before my tooth gets worse. Sharing my kofi here in case anyone is willing and able to help even a little!

Halloween is 100 days away.

i can't believe it's not butthole

Thrilled that @david-jenkins.bsky.social has gifted the fandom the opportunity for a canonical “Jack Off” between Calico Jack and Applejack

The worm inside RFK Jrs noggin:

Spending a month on Bluesky has created a whole new model of a fight we need to be having right now. Not liberal vs. conservative or whatever, but respect vs manipulation. I am tired of being manipulated everywhere I go. That’s why I like it here, I feel like I’m in charge for once.

James Webb Space Telescope’s infrared view of the Pillars of Creation

art teacher: Is that a bird or a plane? young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*

I’m an old, can confirm a worrying number of people seemed genuinely concerned about witch ghosts getting them irl

Me at 14, about to come out two months later

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

The Mona Lucius 🎨🖌️ (sharing this again now that there are more people here who will see it) #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

You might have ADHD if your coffee cup keeps a tree-ring-like record of how many times you got significantly distracted before finishing it…

Aging Jamiroquai?

I think the vibe on Bluesky this week is like the first week in the dorms your freshman year of college. Everyone is new, you’re excited to meet so many folks. And no one has puked on your shoes outside the townie bar they got into with a fake ID yet

Just had the thought “Does an Abe Lincoln Park exist?”, and then imagined a huge bronze statue that is US President Abraham Lincoln, but he’s just all the members of hit band Linkin Park

RIP Calico Jack, you would have loved Jizz Fest 2024

For Trans Awareness Week, here's a thread of trans-supportive organizations that are worth your time or money, if you're able. I've made my small donation and hopefully you can do the same. Please feel free to add other charities to this list, even just local ones. 🧵

I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.

Not mine, but my spouse grew up in LA. His little league coach was Michael Keaton. At one game, someone randomly patted his head (he just had his hair buzzed), he turned around and it was Goldie Hawn, who then told him that his hair was very soft

mental health break? you bet it did

Mothers, teach your daughters about Judith beheading Holofernes. #themoreyouknow

I’m probably getting ahead of myself, but I almost feel like I could post “I love pancakes the most out of breakfast foods” on here, and everyone would just comment ‘Hell yeah, good for you!’ Without any *👀 looks around 👀 and whispers* … discourse

worm crowley made it to bluesky #goodomens

We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes

Anyone else pronounce this place as “blu-ski” in their head, like it’s a new ale to try?

This is how I view most male trump voters

Absolutely and incredibly relatable

It just occured to me. Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas is You" is the Christmas equivalent of a RickRoll.

If you see this, I invite you to post an image from your device with no explanation.

Well, may as well capture the madness again here Cumming to eyeholes near you:

Soooo, should I transfer my Rackham Up! smau to Bluesky? Are there any folks who would like that? What if I…. Write more of it again?

I forgot I was this funny last year

Spooky month

Do you remember the 21st night of September? -If you remember, turn to PAGE 48. -If you don't remember, turn to PAGE 81.

Breaking point #goodomens

eternal life-ruining problem brain

Bisexual Kool Aid man is a perfect bi icon, we really do love bursting through the wall and announcing ourselves loudly with a vaguely sexual sounding catch phrase

It’s actually a little different here; you have to pay a small monthly fee to be heterosexual on bluesky

This is the energy that I want for the rest of the year

“No Stede” sounded like a good idea until Stede eventually showed up with his tight pants & billowing shirt, looking like he stumbled out of one of those books Ed had left at the bottom of the sea. #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath #ourflagmeansdeathfanart

I need to remember to post here so my Tweet friends don’t forget I’m funny and unfollow me 😭 Anyway if you like GOmens, ofmd, gay sh*t, D&D, crocheting, or making awkward dick jokes, let’s be friends?

How to be a Beautiful Woman: • eat whatever you want • stay awake all night • get dark circles around your eyes • disregard "laws" & "authority" • hiss at people • grow a thick coat of fur • nevermind, I'm talking about raccoons again

Wrote a Good Omens one shot about our girl Bildad becoming a midwife/obstetrician for realsies. Meant it to be funny, but I ended up hurting my own feelings instead. Maybe check it out? “The Demon Midwife” https://archiveofourown.org/works/49424758

Hi excited to figure out yet another social media platform to escape the hell that is Twitter! Come say hello!

When they say “write the book you want to read” they mean literally because you will read that shit so many goddamn times, you’d better like it

“Do we know a Jim?” it’s such an innocuous line but it sticks in my head. Do WE know a Jim? So casual. So easy. “We” and the implication of being so involved in one another’s lives that they know who else is involved. They know the same people. They already were an “us” 😭