As someone who has (unfortunately) been elbow-deep in Epstein's emails, I can tell you: "Jewish in-group bonds" was not the "currency" Epstein used to facilitate his crimes. It was power, $$, and a deep-seated hatred of women. Any insinuation otherwise is weird. jewishcurrents.org/the-line-bet...

The next president must nationalize every catholic hospital in the United States.

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

I too enjoy free things that other people pay for.

“I can destroy the country” —Donald Trump, February 20, 2026

Half of Bluesky is complaining that the New York Times doesn’t recognize a Simpsons joke as a word. This truly is the website for 38-year-olds.

excuse me, this is a perfectly cromulent word

Dems need to promise that once they’re back in power, they’ll pardon immigrants who missed court dates or INS appointments during the Trump administration

Not sure why the Seahawks won Superb Owl 🤔 Can any ornithologists explain?

Reminder when you watch the Intuit Super Bowl ads, they have Super Bowl ad money because they are a successful rent seekers who have worked for decades to kill free, quality, public tax preparation services donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-death-...

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Just realized that Jimmy Webb wrote my most and least favorite songs

This thread is 5 posts and they are all perfect

I absolutely must to see Luigi irl. He’s a knockout in photos, so he’s surely a Greek god in person.

Spelling Bee spoiler (sorta?) I vividly remember learning today’s pangram from The Simpsons Movie.

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater” -Abraham Lincoln

Did DOGE fire the Air Force One mechanics?

I’m happy when Trump burns the people who voted for him—not because I’m a sadist, but because it is the only way they might learn not to vote for politicians who harm me and others.

The lesson from the welfare-fraud scandal in Minnesota is that if Democratic state and Federal governments invest time and effort into fighting corruption and fraud they will receive zero credit for it, but the right-wing media-grievance industrial-complex will still use it to justify pogroms.

(Guy in HAZMAT suit runs Geiger counter over me resulting in wild and dense flurry of clicking noises) Me: sick beat, mind if I sample it?

Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.

Can we normalize abolition?

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

Diminish a band Concerned Rabbit

COVID-19 does not rank higher than the #3 cause of death for any age group in the US, indicating there may be a stigma among ICE agents against getting vaccinated. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK600...

i will never get over this rebecca tiffany quote: the goal of yimbyism is a world where "every trans eighteen-year-old who is stuck living with unsupportive family [is] able to afford an apartment in a vibrant urban space with transit on a minimum wage job." www.liberalcurrents.com/feminism-wit...

That dude probably has a panic attack whenever he steps foot in a parking lot.

The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished. I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy. Time to melt ICE.

vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel

Boar's Head is done. Finished. They have obviously cut out all their food safety standards and even if some of the food they're making isn't contaminated, none of it is safe.

people figured out that Jonathan Ross was the murderer bc kristi noem mentioned that he'd been dragged by a car in a previous incident. she "doxxed" her own guy lol

I wonder why I can't find any posts with the name "Jonathan Ross" from today

The Star Tribune has ID'd the murderer: his name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Giving yourself heart disease to own the vegans ❤️

it is the policy of this government to treat democratic-led states as conquered territories and the people therein as something like hostiles or even enemy combatants

Everyone should be submitting this to Apple and Google.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

WaPo today:

The Right’s attack on daycare isn’t just racist (re: blaming “Somali fraud” even in cities where there are few Somalis and no indication of fraud)—it’s also anti-woman. By attacking daycare they are absolutely implying women should be at home taking care of their children instead of having careers.

These parents killed their child and we need to say it

When did The National become dad rock?!? 😭

If you took a jetliner and painted its tail sky blue, you could cause a lot of UFO sightings.

Go catch malaria you nazi prick

At what point was code ever perfectly crafted? lol

If I ever get a time machine, I'm going back to middle school to tell myself that fifteen years in the future, Auntie Sparknotes will be running interference for President Trump's Salvadoran concentration camp. Thirteen-year-old me's gonna be so confused.