I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 grifts once, but I fear the man who has practiced one grift 10,000 times

the only good thing about AI is nobody makes WebMD jokes anymore

OBVIOUSLY I could NEVER support an AEW wrestler who loses matches. That's why Big Boom AJ is the only wrestler I'll watch. I know we all agree.

honestly I want even more AEW titles. The referees should have a championship for skilled officiating. Excalibur and Nigel McGuiness should be feuding over a commentator belt. Belts are cool.

PINK MORTOS CLUB! I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCING AT THE PINK MORTOS CLUB! #AEW

Máscara Dorada and Bandido should be required to wrestle on every single AEW card, sometimes twice. It should be law.

Listen, since I only get to say it one day a year and definitely not whenever it happens to pop in my head which is a lot: Halloween 3: Season of the Witch is the best Halloween sequel. #halloween #horror #horrorsky #filmsky

This broken KitchenAid mixer in the haunted house bums me out. Where did you come from, to meet such an ignominious end? What sights have you seen?

I'm mourning the brief, beautiful idea that the first women's blood & guts was going to be THE big spectacle of the day. It's a MIL-wearing-a-white-dress-to-the-wedding moment... fine in the grand scheme of things, but annoying. I simply will apply my clown makeup & hope they main event #aewdynamite

thrilled to report this was the greatest AEW segment i have ever seen in my life

I need to know the thought process behind this shopper's decision. "Oh, hey, now that I see they have baked veggie chips, I don't need these eight pounds of mayonnaise."

I cannot believe, on what promises to be an excellent #aewdynamite, this is the segment for which I am most excited. I hope we see Takeshita turn soon.

As a fan of pro wrestling I don’t think anything in the world is as fake as cable news

If Bozilla ever joins AEW fully, give her a hype Batista-like entrance and my life is yours. I'm talking about good nu-metal/rock song made by an actual band along with all the Pyro.

I would kill to hear MJF cut a promo about being in Omaha, Nebraska on New Year's Eve. #AEWDynamite

So what's the easiest way to get current on #stardom? Where do I start? #wrestlesky

Bummed there isn't more Claudio Castagnoli merch on the AEW store - I want to rep my goofy swiss favorite wherever I can.

they should bring back cheekface

have an awesome seasonal side gig as a scare actor at a haunt and this lycanthrope perfectly captures my mood

Congrats Netflix, now you're really AAA.

Just bought unsalted almonds accidentally. Devastated. Gonna go snort lines of kosher salt to make up for it.

Scared to rewatch 1978's Dawn of the Dead, not because of the horror content, but because of how topical it still feels.

sometimes I get depressed about the state of the world, but then I remember Billie Starkz could potentially wrestle in AEW for the next two decades

It's 100% fuck the fed, but there is something objectively hilarious about Andrade showing up just to attack Kenny and then vanish. Like he just did it for the love of the hater game.

Reddit has many problems but one of them is people downloading mods for their video games and then posting "lmao why is this happening? so random" with a screenshot that is simply the video game, but modded

I’m hoping the next Harley Cameron promo is delivered from a puppet dry cleaner’s #aew

i like that we know the ICE fitness standards now because now we all know exactly how fast we need to be able to run to be just slightly faster than any given ICE agent. a useable training goal

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

Mascara Dorada v. Angelico might just be the thing that gets me to watch #ROH for the first time...

It is day 3 of the NBA season.

That "oh hell no" from Moné was great #AEW 🤼

This is brought to you by Claudio Castagnoli trying to aggressively get Roderick Strong locked into a gentle hug

you know what? go ahead and sell WBD, as long as it gets these horrifying ICE commercials out of my face #aewdynamite

Oooh, the rare DQ in AEW and it actually means something. Mox is unwinding completely. That's fun.

Loving Schiavone's pink sneakers on AEW Dynamite

AEW Dynamite is the best part of my week. The worst part is the several minutes of Big Bang Theory I see when I tune in early.

still my favorite conglomeration moment

Chris Jericho never forklifted ME through a wall #aew

"Stinger? Yes… that’s what they used to call me. That was my name. I am Sting the White. And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide." #AEW #WrestleDream

Another Wednesday, another AEW Dynamite, another few hours of praying tonight will be the return of Hikaru Shida.

I love Hey(Ew), CloseUp, Bronami Code, Meal & a Match, Johnny Loves Taya, & Unrestricted because they are manifestations of the vibes of the hosts/talent. I would love to see more from AEW like a Hangman gardening show, a Conglomeration sitcom, Jungle Forge, or a Harley Cameron variety show.

hot take, nazi tattoos are bad

Tattoos now becoming increasingly important to politics in an acceleratingly fascist America is funny cause you gotta choose between one of two types of white guy.

@eviluno.bsky.social signed my hypnospace outlaw vinyl as his dreamsettlers character and it is my favorite thing in the world. shoutout @jaytholen.net for having incredible taste in wrestlers.

It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.

just praying we get another Don Callis portrait segment out of Takeshita's IWGP win

the zombies using an escalator in the mall in Dawn of the Dead brings me so much joy