Me every day for the past two years #AEWDynamite

After tonight, I'm positive Windsor could lead the AEW women's division as a world champ. She's gotten so much better since her debut around this time last year. She's the complete package, maybe right under Toni and Mercedes but still has so much room to grow

Fix your hearts or die, this is All Elite Wrestling #AEW

It's just like me to take a swing And disagree with everything Condescend, but I am nothing A lesson to be learned You might wake up, but you'll never be better

I mean this sounds insane but the row behind me at AEW Dynamite in Philly on Wednesday was literally full of dudes with WWE replica belts who were only there to chant "Tony sucks" and boo every non-ex-fed wrestler.

☺️: Getting to see Saya Kamitani wrestle in America for $17 🤮: Having to watch a Matt Riddle match first 🤼

💫 TONIGHT, 8PM EST - #HouseOfStarfall, our #GirlByMoonlight series, returns! It's been one month since the Starfall siblings' mysterious uncle, Bellerophon Starfall, arrived on Earth. Things have been quiet since then, but it's a new day in Constellation, CA. #Twitch: twitch.tv/highshelfcol...

Finally watching #AEWCollision from this past Saturday and nothing could have prepared me for Marina on commentary

THANK GOD MY SHOW IS ON TONIGHT

LET'S GOOOOO

Inadvertently in my eyebrow slash era I guess

Mox in the ring: A killer. Gets into knife fights for fun. Favorite color is blood. Favorite food is gasoline. Mox on comms: the single most deeply unserious man on earth #AEW #AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️

I will experience true happiness again in my lifetime but I pray to god I will someday know what it feels like to be this at peace

I made this last night after #ROH and forgot to post it 😭 #WatchROH

I feel like at this point I know enough talented, larger-name TTRPG folks who I trust that we could do a series of Unus Annus-style APs that are streamed once and then disappear forever. Truly all-star level performances and names and if you see it, you see it.

I spent $200 on anime gym gear ☺️ I spent $200 on anime gym gear 😭

Please send ❤️ to the new #aew sicko from Kenya 🇰🇪

Someone asked me who the biggest bald babyface is in AEW if Ricochet is the biggest bald heel—and that's a complicated question. You have Mox obviously, but he goes back and forth. Same with the Hurt Syndicate. Lio is uhhhh, well, Lio. But in the end there's really only one clear answer:

I just think every sicko should know that as we were waiting for the bus after AEW last night in philly Mark Davis drove past us hanging his head out the window of a black SUV screaming as loud as he humanly could

Shoutout to the cringey fed fanboys with the WWE replica belts sitting behind me at #AEWDynamite last night who were talking all kinds of shit about how Stat and Shida sucked and they didn't even come out with a trash can and then shut the fuck up real quick Now you know what real ball looks like 🤷

A E DUB #AEW

Here we go again #AEWDynamite

THE FINAL EPISODE of our dire odyssey #dnd5e series #Silvistead is OUT NOW 😢 2+ years of adventures for Arlette & The Doodleys, all lead by our fearless GM @themainmane.bsky.social! and TOMORROW we'll be streaming our wrap-up chat about it all :) Catch the ep below: #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg

Fourish hours until the three hour show with only two matches announced? Starting to think this might not have been the night to bring my Philly friends who I told "no guys AEW is so different from WWE, you'll see" lol

Join us tonight at 8 PM EST for the second episode of our brand new horror game THE YELLOW SCREEN! The place? Landscape, Pennsylvania. The year? 1959. The horror? Oh, the horror. All donations benefit @lasamericasiac.bsky.social!

I can only assume AEW Redemption will be all about giving the Canadians their get-backs. As such I imagine the results will be: Kenny Omega beats MJF Kyle O'Reilly beats Mox Speedball beats Kevin Knight Main event: Brett Hart beats HBK

Sadly our storyteller is currently stuck on the side of a highway with a flat tire, so Noir Et Blanc will be back in two weeks 😭 in the meantime, everyone please send JT good vibes

"When I got cracked from behind..." "It didn't hurt. I liked it."

Knowing Ospreay, huge ups to Tony Khan and/or Joe for what I can only assume was flat out refusing to let him take a muscle buster six months out from double-fusion neck surgery #AEWDoN

Another day older, another day Wiser

Got home from AEW DoN yesterday. Plan today is to watch it on HBO for the bonus experience, then tomorrow Philly for Dynamite/Collision, then Porchfest this weekend, and then idk I'll die and finally know peace I guess?

Late night AEW thought. With all the emphasis commentary put on how Joe must be flashing back to Unbreakable 2005 while facing Ospreay at DoN, what if the All In main event somehow becomes a full triple threat tribute match? Ospreay as AJ Styles MJF as Samoa Joe Kevin Knight as Christopher Daniels

AEW Double or Nothing was cool or whatever but it's nice to be home 🙂‍↕️

Strings are getting tangled So I'm cutting them And just because you lead a horse to the water Doesn't mean you can make him drink And if you run and dive head first in the water With extra weight in your arms You will surely sink Call me your life preserver Would you rather sink or swim?

I did pick the right time to go buy some empanadas lmao #AEWDoN

It's a sad day to be a fletchlight 😭 #AEWDoN

I had literally zero signal for the entire time I was in the venue but we were out here #AEWDoN

He just like me for real

I'm sorry to have to scream about this real loud and a lot today, but getting tight and my health can't take diverting med money to it. PLEASE boost and drop a couple coins if you can.

You need to gas up all of your homies So they won't give up, they will keep going Then they can gas up all of their homies No, we won't give up, we will keep going

In the city of the double or nothinging #aew #aewdon

On the subway in the city where I was born in an orthodox jewish hospital for the first time in probably a decade, listening to MJF be antizionist with his whole chest and say he hates netanyahu on a podcast. Judaism is complicated for me, new york is complicated for me, but I smiled.

The things that make you different aren't your fault but they are your responsibility

I am once again asking WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH RUSH #AEWCollision

All I'll say is it's interesting that the Owen this year seems almost tailored for Mercedes, and now Willow is out and replaced with a secret wild card? Windsor beat her for the RevPro championship. Persephone beat her for the CMLL championship. She has crazy history with Athena. #AEWDynamite

WE'RE LIVE RAISING MONEY FOR LAS AMERICAS IMMIGRANT ADVOCACY CENTER!!! twitch.tv/livefromtheapocalypse

Me: Time to wrap up a few games. It's nice out and I'm entirely too busy. My brain: Totally. So cool. Hey here's that new Girl By Moonlight idea you asked for and I threw in a bonus Masks game too. Me: But I didn't— My brain: You're welcome. Bitch. 😊

Frodo's flawless soulslike advice: 1. Lure the enemy in 2. Pick your moment 3. STRIKE!!!