you may have seen the northern lights, yes, but I got *nine* hours of sleep, so really, who won?

JJM returns to beat the Lions AND the Packers lost to the Panthers? The only way today could be better is if It Happens. You know what I mean.

I love that I was right again

when i tell you this screenshot says basically everything about the current state of things

broke: seeking engagement woke: screaming into the void

with as many possible droughts possible to break in the mlb playoffs it's going to be so funny when the dodgers win it all again

I call this "putting myself on a watchlist"

being a twins fan in october 2025 is watching some of your favorite former boys in different pajamas and rooting for them anyway, despite, you know, crying

it's rapture day and bisexual visibility day so be advised that everyone you can see today is by definition a) not going to heaven and b) down to fuck nasty

DOOM is here to reveal the true cause of Autism! Autistic people FUCK!

it's giving Jim Ross (apologies to Good Ole JR who is a good bean, boomer sooner and all that)

when i find myself in times of trouble, mother melania comes to me, speaking words of wisdom...

yeet ezra klein into the sun

For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country… Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year. And America shrugged and moved on.

they just decide what they think we’re like and proceed as though

man when did bluesky get filled with scolds and nags? alf died for your sins

Forgive me if I care way more about the school shooting that also took place today than I do about Charlie Kirk.

As stated earlier by others, it does not matter what you post or do not post here. The right wing has their narrative they’re going to push, because they understand they are at war with democracy and that propaganda *works.*

"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree

re: Charlie Kirk and the Bible he claimed to love so much, I want to share a verse in this trying time: Matthew 26:52 - For all who take up the sword shall perish by the sword.

if Charlie Kirk is our generation's Franz Ferdinand... well then I guess some future kick-ass band is gonna have an unfortunate name i guess *hums Take Me Out*

we are *this* close to a pikachu/eevee tag team hardcore deathmatch against like, ftr or something, i can't wait, someone get tony khan on the horn

the same conservative motherfuckers who memorize all the minutiae and idiosyncrasies regarding different aspects of assault weapons and go full constitutional phd on anyone trying to take their precious gun away, yet also refuse to admit that there might be more to "what is a woman" than "vagina"

i'm so tired of my home state being in the news for horrible things and not for sports championships :(

ope i did a fighting word

trying one of those text on image thingamagoos, seeing if i too can get 1000 likes for minimal work

right wing chud dipshit: *hits bong* ms. now? why not MISTER NOW!? *punches drywall*

Paddack shelled again, Operation Trojan Horse still underway

this image is what we will use to torture cgp grey someday

With the benefit of hindsight in a post #MeToo world, I can say that Alan Jackson was ahead of his time. "Well, we fogged up the windows in my old Chevy I was willing but she wasn't ready So I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone Dropped her off early but I didn't go home" -Chattahoochee

He starts off with cities that have both AL and NL teams (Chicago White Sox/Cubs, LA Angels/Dodgers, New York Yankees/Mets) but then slips into obvious AL bias by mentioning Baltimore and the Athletics, even though they aren't in Oakland any more. Then tries to cover by ending with the Nationals.

them: bluesky is full of leftist anarchist communists!!!!!!1one me: yes, but also: sammich

this isn't even satire, this is just reality

the changes in protein powder marketing during my lifetime has been fascinating. when i was a kid the only option was a big black tub of "MASS GAINER" in all caps and they tasted like ditch dirt. now they're in sleek white healthy-looking jars with legit bits of Oreo and blueberry muffins in them.

don't mind me, i'm just going to keep watching the series win over the jays on a loop

being alive right now is completely incompatible with sanity on every level and every day i feel more and more crazy

the fact that "jericho" and "derecho" do not rhyme has me *absolutely vexed* it also means i've been mispronouncing derecho out loud to people and no one has corrected me v e x e d

hey let's all look at a waterfall again (the Middle Falls at Grand Portage State Park) #minnesota #nature #photography #waterfalls

GET EM IRON SHEIK

i loved the way the terrain made for a gradient of green towards the horizon looking off of Lutsen Mountain #minnesota #nature #photography

something i meant to post; back in May there apparently was a derecho through Tettegouche that uprooted tons of trees and some of them had to be cut to clear the hiking trails. this one was probably the biggest one we came across. #minnesota #nature #photography #trees #counttherings

shh. look at this picture of this goat my kid took at the Minnesota Zoo. everything's going to be okay before it's over. if it's not okay, it's not over. #minnesota #nature #photography #goats

hell naw gimme dem pumpkin spices

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