"Am I right or am I right about the Grand Canyon being GOATed?" - Gen Z tourist

Watching the best movie of all time.

Hey @ityslmemes.com did you catch the NYT Strands for today? Very easy one, if you are familiar with The Colgate Hour .

Spoiler free The Naked Gun review:

I may or may not be going to see two different showings of Francis Ford Coppola's traveling roadshow screenings of Megalopolis, with FFC in attendance for Q&A. Im gonna get to the bottom of this folks.

forget something awful. real posters came up in the fark dot com comments section

one more reason i'm not that worried about AI replacing jobs super broadly is that it an LLM doesn't know how to ignore directions from a boss that are actively detrimental to a business

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)

I go Super Saiyan whenever I find a 79 minute movie

Watching Conclave in honor of the Holy Father's passing, Sarah- "have I seen this before?" "Nah you saw the Dan Brown\Tom Hanks movie Angels & Demons, unfortunately." "Yeah, I guess I did think Ewan McGregor was in this." @sarahmides.bsky.social #shitmywifesays

this is the future i was born for. every dodgy Vegas buffet, every hot to the touch hamburger left out by a window while drunk and consumed while hungover. cometh the times, cometh the man.

nyc braces for the annual "Bermathon" where college kids all dress up like Nush Berman, dustin hoffmans character from megalopolis, and go from bar to bar drinking and shouting

trying a new, positive outlook. going to wake up every morning thinking to myself: maybe It Will Happen today

My name is Zohran Kwame Mamdani and I approve this message.

I know the difference between cioccolato and shit, Valentine. Your taste? VEEERY different. Trust me, I know.

One last day...

Lesser Evilism results in a government made up of people that won’t do anything to stop the evil

I would say 911 dispatchers provide a valuable service but it would be ok to criticize them if you called them and instead of sending an ambulance they said "Someone should do something about this!" and hung up

"Nooooooo, baby likes to eat the meat! Baby like meat!" - @sarahpantz.bsky.social #shitmywifesays

Guy Maddin's Rumours (2024)

2025

ADVERTISE YOUR ACCOUNT WITH JUST ONE IMAGE SIMPSONS ONLY!

Women go nuts for a man who has what I call "toyota corolla values" (cheap, efficient, reliable). It also helps if he has a toyota corolla

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025

cesar catalina building the most remarkable gravity bong out of a two liter bottle and a beam of light. oh that man! oh his ideas!

taking crying childs sonic stuffed toy away from them and giving back a limited edition Nush Berman “The Fixer” action figure with concrete beam and hat

I did it, I found out who's to blame for why Wicked looks bad! Thanks, Lite Panels.

hold on let me get this straight. YOU….are gonna slam ME? in the back of MY OWN dragula???

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

It’s scientifically impossible to remember how the Moonraker theme song goes and not just sing “Moonraker” to the tune of Goldfinger

All of my holiday shopping... done. If anyone is looking for a gift for me, give the gift that keeps on giving. Give the gift of... Megalon.

when i was little i had batman pajamas with a little velcro cape that attached to the shoulders. as an adult i would like to have cesar catalina from megalopolis themed pajamas with a little velcro cape that attaches to the shoulders

"Didn't you miss this? No one was moistening your pepperoni in Ohio!" - @sarahpantz.bsky.social #shitmywifesays

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.

People are like "there are no right wingers on blue sky" and i don't get it there are plenty of liberals on here

Happy Halloween, you Halloweenies!

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #142,087!

Fireworks suck.

frankenstein wishes; and dracula dreams

Eh? Eh? Eh? Oh. Oh. Ah. Ah! Ah! AhhhhAhhhahhh! Aaaaaaahhhhaaaaahhaaaaah!

road trip down to the alabama forest / to give my love to a lady brontosaurus

Anthony Kiedis singing voice: oh girl you know it’s true / there’s nothing for you that i wouldn’t do Anthony Kiedis rapping voice: all around the world / i have sex / gonna get freaky with a big t-rex

Going to a ventriloquist comedy show, will keep you posted

Nothing counts on leap day. Life begins in March!

This is the future The Left wants.

Inspired by an actual scene in the movie Moonfall, 2022. God bless you Roland Emmerich.

Fuck it, here's some crappy photoshop.

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to go on the computer

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