Mars has been in my first house for less than 3 days and I have already acquired an untold number of cuts, scrapes and bruises.

You know being a b*llionaire is some kind of weird unhealthy hoarding pathology bc it’s the way I just want to give all my friends money if I had more disposable income.

Libra season reflections: if you’re always working on your relationship, to the point where it becomes a second job, perhaps you need to reconsider the relationship.

SHANA TOVA BITCHES, HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Yess, especially when you have the north node co-present Neptune and Uranus 😂

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

Whether they're blaming vaccines and Tylenol, or selling dubious "remedies," what they're really doing is promoting the perception that families (and especially mothers) can prevent and treat Autism. And thus also the perception that people with Autism and their families don't need social support.

Mars moving into my first house has made my RBF so intense.

Just wanna point out that Walt Disney’s ascendant was hit by the south node eclipse yesterday, at the same time the country collectively pulled their subscription to Disney’s services.

Yes I’m sure it was thoughtful conversations that caused ABC to reinstate Kimmel and not say, losing billions of dollars in a single weekend. These people have no moral compass and money is the only language they speak.

My time lord is 0’02° away from entering my 12H and its planetary fall. I guess this is goodbye?? 👋

Sore and tired but in a good way. Thank you Mars, I’ve missed you 🥹

Happy equinox and happy birthday to my ma.

The ADHD urge to think I can learn a new language before an international trip next year… Or next month… Or next week…

Uranus and the Pleiades. 22 September 2025. 🔭 🧪 🎨 #astrophotography #SciArt #photography #StormHour #ThePhotoHour

C’mon, Mars!

Well I figured out where transit Saturn conjunct my natal Mercury comes into play in this new job: I need to learn Spanish.

Wow

Wishing you all a peaceful solar eclipse! The eclipse point, which is on an anaretic degree in Virgo (read as ‘fated’), opposes Saturn. The image shows a solar eclipse, depicted by Ottoman astronomer Ibrahim Tiflisi, in 1479. #SolarEclipse #Astrology #AnareticDegree

It's amazing how unproductive I am when my tummy hurts a little

“Don’t manifest during eclipse season.” Yeah but Venus was hitting my career sector for the first time in two years and I desperately needed a new job so here we go.

Not me capturing and releasing a lizard from behind the toilet during a south node eclipse.

Just got hired at a steakhouse. Because it’s my god given right as a Mars-ruled Sun, rising, and Venus.

As someone with their ruling planet in the fifth house, I’m pretty stoked on the most recent Astrology Podcast episode.

Every Mars or Venus-ruled rising will inevitably have to deal with their ruling planet being in detriment in their 12H on a semi-regular basis.

The fish I buy for my dog went from $22 to $30 in no time. Experts have said we will begin to feel the effects of the tariffs in October, but I’ve already seen a significant increase in prices.

this exists it is called thinking

It’s a great time to get on the dating apps while undergoing transits to your Venus-ruled 12th house, right? Right???

Thinking about how ignorance is often framed through innocence when a person is seen as small and how that ties back to Saturn, there's a pattern there.

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Venus in Libra 👍 Venus in the 12th 👎

T-minus 3 days until both of my time lords are in the 12th.

If you ever wanted to declutter, clean, detox, clean up your socials, your house, your life - today is that day. Sun, Moon, and Venus are all in Virgo. Health habits, your hygiene, diet and self management comes to mind. Also being practical, connecting with nature, and natural remedies.

Eternally grateful I can walk down the street and get a delicious bowl of menudo whenever I feel under the weather. Healed 🙏

A few captures as Venus and the 5% waning gibbous Moon moved until the planet disappeared behind. #astronomy #astrophotography @stormhour.com @photohour.bsky.social 2/2

Jimmy Kimmel’s Saturn return began this year and will perfect next year at 6° Aries. Currently Saturn is opposite his natal Uranus at 28° Virgo. Uranus liberates, Aries individuates, Saturn imprisons – facing harsh consequences for revolutionary, rebellious actions is a theme at this time.

Cant stop thinking about this one lately. For no reason, obviously.

My midheaven is being blessed by Venus atm but the ruler of my midheaven is being slammed by Saturn and an eclipse.

“America is gonna become fascist!” No, that’s what we were saying a decade ago. At this point the fascism has arrived and is here to stay until we can all collectively agree to stop it.

genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people

they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by the process of law. they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence. the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear. do not offer it to them.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

I am once again dismayed by how knowing the astrology in advance doesn’t prevent the shitty thing from happening

I seem to only inquire about the planetary hours during Jupiter hour. Ok Jove, I see you.

The challenge to endure “difficult” ideas and speakers only extends in one direction. The pleas to tone down political violence only benefit one side. And it’s the side that is most violent toward marginalized people, which is granted bipartisan approval and protection

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.

Can it just be the eclipse already? I’m ready to rip the band aid on this whole thing.