As someone with L7 in the 12th, if you heard something about me but never asked for my side of the story, kindly go fuck yourself

New TikTok development, there’s now an ad after every 2 videos. Can you imagine how many ads this is per hour?!!! I know that the time of day plays a role too, but this is hideous. This was the reason I left instagram and it will be my last straw for TikTok too. RIP

This is my fave infographic. @winterastrology.bsky.social @bodhimindful.bsky.social

Happy to see all the Sims girlies I follow calling for a boycott after that devastating EA acquisition 💔

Daddy is home and I impulsively got beer and cigarettes. I stopped smoking almost a decade ago and rarely drink, but the combo is lowkey nostalgic and brings up a lot of fun memories. I’m certain Mars appreciates the hit to my health as worthy offering today 🤘

The biggest grump you know has probably Leo placements, the Sun is judgy af lol

Cuteness aggression is very Moon/Venus in Scorpio coded

What do you think someone who cooks trees into ice cream placements are? 😄 I see this kind of creativity often in detriment/fallen planets, so maybe a Capricorn Moon, with a Taurus Venus? He’s uses such high quality woods too and even carves his own bowls and spoons!

Body parts that are way too influential for their size: 3. The funny bone 2. The hypothalamus 1. The sinuses

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘷𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦

The healing power of horses and them being jupitarian 😌

When you go to bed hungry and have no food to eat for breakfast but you’re too hungry to go buy food

When your friends are mean but at least you know why 💔

PSA If you want to dm me you can do it via discord! It’s: o l i v c h e n (without the spaces) I have to pivot since England/Bluesky are blocking everyone here from having a private conversation 🤡👍

For some the way to their heart may be the stomach, but for me it’s the ears. I have a very special place in my heart for people who gift me music.

Offering my firstborn for a complete YouTube playlist of OG Forensic Files, the best sleep aid in the world

Mars in the first house and the overwhelming urge to consume coffee at 9pm

What song got you through your Saturn return? Can we make the saddest playlist? open.spotify.com/track/3A0SkC...

If you’re not feeling that Mars boost remember Scorpio is a nocturnal sign, do it at night 🌚

Has anyone here used L’Oréal’s Lash Architect mascara? Like really used it for years and not just once? And if so, can you recommend a dupe? Possibly also from L’Oréal? What’s the closest one like this? And don’t say Elf Lash XTNDR! That’s an insult to the best mascara ever made, it’s rubbish 😭

When the Sun is in Libra and Mars in Scorpio and you’re overwhelmed by the beauty of a flaming warrior 🥹

Lowkey hard to share Scorpio transits cause they get… intimate so quickly

My body has been going through it these last 3 days. On today’s Mars schedule: a bowel cleanse 💅🫩

The Rapture, but it’s just Mars in Scorpio

REVEAL 🌞 Considering the rodden rating for this chart is only a C I don’t want to focus on the houses too much. Trigger warning, I’ll mention some quite sensitive topics (sa, suicide, addiction).

You know how I know Mars is about to bless me in my first house? A pinched nerve… in the groin…

Your friend calls urgently because: A: you’re the crazy friend they need for an emergency B: you’re the sensible friend they need for an emergency

Episode 7 of The Joli-Aswin Show is out now! Please join Aswin @theabverdict.com and me as we discuss whether Astrology as a practice is simply divination or if there is something more. thejashowspot.podbean.com/e/divination...

Here’s a little game: Who is this? What is this person known for? (If you know this chart, don’t spoil pls)

Mars is now in its own term for the next 2 days before finally moving into Scorpio. I’ve seen Mars be most destructive during these times in the last few degrees of a sign. Wherever this takes place in your chart be mindful, avoid unnecessary danger this weekend (Not talking about natal placements)

So, Europe is about to allow governments to scan everyone’s private messages and emails. What are we going to to do? If we stop talking to each other they win, if we continue they’ll find ways to criminalise what we say. We need a safe way to stay connected, but how?

Saturn opposing the eclipse is a trigger point of a shift that is going to be foundational for years to come. Check out my article here. open.substack.com/pub/theabver...

Venus about to hit all my planets non stop til December and ringing in the best time of the year

I wouldn’t say I work with archangel Michael, there’s rarely need to call up on him, but he’s there… waiting… watching… MENACINGLY

Astrologers finding out astrology works for the thousandths time

The way I haven’t been able to put down my phone because I’m having to put out fire after fire today is almost comical. This is what I get for ignoring astrology guys, don’t do it, don’t be dumb like me, I thought it’s just another silly eclipse… but it wasn’t 😐

Everybody gangsta until the Hat Man shows up

Lost my wallet and my parcel is still nowhere to be found… I suspect I forgot my wallet at the post office, with my new bank card I added today and meds no one should have access to ughhhhbhb

Omen at the post office. Also just saw a dead bird 🥺

A little shift in your routine really does make a huge difference—reminds me of the joy of the Moon in the 3H ✨

If you want time to go by faster set a timer.

This scorched Mercury in Virgo season makes me doubt the strength of the chariot. Maybe I don’t know how we have evaded the worst, maybe Mercury was protected, but it was certainly not thriving. I guess the Saturn opposition didn’t help either. Were you able to make use of this transit?

Don’t know what’s in the air today, maybe that Saturn Mercury opposition, but 2 different snotty faced boys have said shit to me. I couldn’t hear what, because I was listening to music, but it was clear. One was in a group of other boys and the other one was loitering in Aldi. It was such bad vibes

PSA: The NHS does not check for vitamin D deficiency unless you have specific concerns and you ask for it. They also do not prescribe it unless in very bad cases and only short term. You are responsible to supplement it yourself.

Saving for my CV

Back in the 90s there was much less choice & there was a period where there was no other option but low rise jeans. Every single pair was low rise & if you had a fat ass (like me) you just had to deal with it I’ve developed so much hate for jeans that I haven’t worn one since 2019 & never will again

Did you know that people call one minute videos on TikTok a deep dive now

ARABIC LUNAR MANSIONS AKA MANZILS - MEDIEVAL ISLAMICATE TECHNIQUE so in Medieval islamicate astrology we have this equivalent to Nakshatras in Indic Astrology, we call them Manzils (literally means "homes/places where one rests" in Arabic).

Mhm yes, I can really see the dresses style shine through here

So the ascendant ruler for professional psychics was most likely to be in the 9th house whole sign! There were also really compelling narrative for the 2nd and 3rd houses that we unpack with detailed thoughts✨ Thank you for being a wonderful friend and collaborator @elysianastro.bsky.social !!!