THE PISCES COWORKER: LINK IN BIO — Pisces goes to work because they have extremely sensitive tropical fish, two picky cats, and three dogs who they must feed, house, and (sometimes) even clothe. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/687...

WOOD RAT JIA ZI DAY PILLAR: LINK IN BIO — Wood Rat doesn’t say much. They are also soft spoken. However, when they do talk, they have a way of making people listen. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/686...

This Mercury retrograde, I want you to remember that your life is larger than your work.

This Venus in Scorpio, I want you to remember that your real friends won’t let you get priced out of your relationships.

A LOVE LETTER TO THE TWELFTH HOUSE: LINK IN BIO — As Tom Melick writes in his A Little History of Fatigue, fatigue is the underhistory of labor. If the sixth house is the house of labor, then the twelfth house is the house of fatigue. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/685...

This full moon in Taurus, I want you to keep your promises.

LEO MIDHEAVEN: LINK IN BIO — When you have your midheaven in Leo, you feel like people can see everything about you all the time. You have a confessional style of speech and feel watched all the time. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/684...

This Mars in Sagittarius, I want you to change your luck.

NOVEMBER 2025 HOROSCOPES: LINK IN BIO — Stores are not your church. Neither is social media. Where is the place where you gather and share? Where is the place where you teach? www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/683...

This Mercury in Sagittarius, I want you to remember that your rage is not an aesthetic.

CANCER AQUARIUS RELATIONSHIPS: LINK IN BIO — A lot of Cancers will experience their favorite Aquarius as somewhat needy. Aquarius has he ability to be physically there but mentally somewhere else. Cancer does not do this. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/682...

This Scorpio season, I want you to start calling out sycophancy when you see it.

LEO AQUARIUS RELATIONSHIPS: LINK IN BIO — Leos think that they want compliments but they really just want sincere attention. Aquariuses love to observe other humans and watch for patterns. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/681...

CHOICE IS THE FIFTH DIMENSION: LINK IN BIO — Choice is the dimension that we produce history through. It’s about making a life. Somewhere inside of choice, there’s fate. That’s another recollection of time. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/680...

SCORPIO AQUARIUS RELATIONSHIPS: LINK IN BIO — This is what Aquarius is like on the inside: interested, patient, and somewhat clingy. This is what Scorpio is like on the inside: deeply invested, caring, and impossible soft. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/679...

This Venus in Libra, I want you to remember that you become brave when you liberate your strength from the bed of old habits that have locked it into place.

CANCER MIDHEAVEN: LINK IN BIO — Cancer midheaven is a collector of goals. They accumulate and store. They rarely discard. And they really don’t want to work. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/678...

VIRGO PISCES ECLIPSES 2025: LINK IN BIO — Harmful religious spaces are good at taking our real experiences of state violence and replacing those memories with an abstract fantasy of being persecuted. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/677...

This Mercury in Scorpio, I want you to remember that there is no such thing as being good at intimacy.

LOVE AND SUPPORT ONE ANOTHER: LINK IN BIO — You have to listen to people about the person who they are. You have to try to understand that person and you have to listen for what is already consistently reliable. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/676...

This Full Moon in Aries, I want you to remember that you don’t need an algorithm, a platform, or a tool to do anything for you.

GEMINI MIDHEAVEN: LINK IN BIO — Gemini midheaven people are always thinking around the clock. They’re so crazy smart, you almost never know what they are talking about. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/675...

Today, I want you to remember that you have more than one way to keep yourself safe.

OCTOBER 2025 HOROSCOPES: LINK IN BIO — We have to learn how to pursue what it is that we want. That’s what it means to be a hunter. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/674...

Today, I want you to remember that honesty is enough.

FIND YOUR NEN TYPE USING ASTROLOGY: LINK IN BIO — This guide is just for fun. You can check your natal chart to see which nen type you might be based on your astrological placements. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/673...

This Mars in Scorpio, I want you to never allow someone who doesn’t like you tell you that you have disappointed them.

WHY WE PROTEST: LINK IN BIO — The point of protesting? You never know. Protests have the power to make unpredictable things happen. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/672...

This Libra season, I want you to remember that you’re not evil for needing space.

VIRGO AQUARIUS RELATIONSHIPS: LINK IN BIO — Virgo can be critical sometimes but Aquarius can take it. In fact, Aquarius appreciates it. These two signs are very similar. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/671...

This Mercury in Libra, I want you to never allow your fear of persecution to impede your ability to deal with reality.

HOW TO REST: LINK IN BIO — The best way to rest is to be yourself. You have to clear yourself of your aspirations. You have to be the simple you, the you who you already are without anything extra. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/670...

As the Moon transits Cancer, I want you to fight for the time that you need to think.

ANOTHER SOYBEAN CRISIS: LINK IN BIO — An empathic crop, soybeans feed the soil back. Soybeans are soft, fuzzy, and cute. American manhood is once again under assault, not just from empathy but soybeans. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/669...

THE ZODIACS IN HUNTER X HUNTER: LINK IN BIO — I decided to do an analysis of the Zodiacs of the Hunter Association based on my understanding of the twelve animals of the Chinese zodiac. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/668...

LIBRA AQUARIUS RELATIONSHIPS: LINK IN BIO — Both Libra and Aquarius are like aliens trying to figure out how to wear a human skin. Awkward? Tremendously. But they don’t notice it. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/667...

TAURUS MIDHEAVEN: LINK IN BIO — Taurus is a provider. Taurus midheaven says: I want to be worthy. I want to be useful and helpful, to do something worthwhile with my life. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/666...

This Mercury in Virgo, I want you to remember that listening is the root of ethics.

SEPTEMBER 2025 HOROSCOPES: LINK IN BIO — Your criticality has protected you for years and years by preventing you from trying to appease a society that is trying to dispose of you. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/665...

This Jupiter day, I want you to remember that waiting is a painful part of love.

TRANSLATING RESOURCE BACK TO MOTHER: LINK IN BIO — Planetary ruler? That’s your planetary mother. You are dependent on her, on the soil that gives and withholds depending on how well you treat her. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/664...

This Venus in Leo, I want you to think about time the way you did when you were a kid.

SAGITTARIUS AQUARIUS RELATIONSHIPS: LINK IN BIO — Sagittarius and Aquarius are winter signs. They are chill. Chill means that you give yourself time and space. You give other people time and space. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/663...

This Virgo season, I want you to remember that letting yourself complain is a vital part of staying alive.

LOSING FACE: LINK IN BIO — When people say that they are afraid of losing face, they are trying to say that they have people pleasing tendencies, not that they act like emotionless robots with immovable faces. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/662...

Today, I want you to remember that you do not depend on people who exploit you and deprive you.

ARIES MIDHEAVEN: LINK IN BIO — Aries on the midheaven tells us that the home environment was somewhat combative. These people are kind but cunty. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/661...

As Mercury stations direct in Leo, I want you to make the effort that is currently required to build spaces that are joyous for queer life, for colonized life, for migrant life.

HOW TO DEAL WITH WHITE WELLNESS CULTURE: LINK IN BIO — Colonial spirituality is perfectionistic. That doesn’t mean that religious people are perfect. That means that people are very focused on ruthlessly rooting out flaws. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/660...

This Aquarius full moon, I want you to remember that, until you remember your history, you will continue your fruitless attempts to attach via loss and connect to absence.