GEMINI MIDHEAVEN: LINK IN BIO — Gemini midheaven people are always thinking around the clock. They’re so crazy smart, you almost never know what they are talking about. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/675...

Today, I want you to remember that you have more than one way to keep yourself safe.

OCTOBER 2025 HOROSCOPES: LINK IN BIO — We have to learn how to pursue what it is that we want. That’s what it means to be a hunter. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/674...

Today, I want you to remember that honesty is enough.

FIND YOUR NEN TYPE USING ASTROLOGY: LINK IN BIO — This guide is just for fun. You can check your natal chart to see which nen type you might be based on your astrological placements. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/673...

This Mars in Scorpio, I want you to never allow someone who doesn’t like you tell you that you have disappointed them.

WHY WE PROTEST: LINK IN BIO — The point of protesting? You never know. Protests have the power to make unpredictable things happen. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/672...

This Libra season, I want you to remember that you’re not evil for needing space.

VIRGO AQUARIUS RELATIONSHIPS: LINK IN BIO — Virgo can be critical sometimes but Aquarius can take it. In fact, Aquarius appreciates it. These two signs are very similar. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/671...

This Mercury in Libra, I want you to never allow your fear of persecution to impede your ability to deal with reality.

HOW TO REST: LINK IN BIO — The best way to rest is to be yourself. You have to clear yourself of your aspirations. You have to be the simple you, the you who you already are without anything extra. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/670...

As the Moon transits Cancer, I want you to fight for the time that you need to think.

ANOTHER SOYBEAN CRISIS: LINK IN BIO — An empathic crop, soybeans feed the soil back. Soybeans are soft, fuzzy, and cute. American manhood is once again under assault, not just from empathy but soybeans. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/669...

THE ZODIACS IN HUNTER X HUNTER: LINK IN BIO — I decided to do an analysis of the Zodiacs of the Hunter Association based on my understanding of the twelve animals of the Chinese zodiac. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/668...

LIBRA AQUARIUS RELATIONSHIPS: LINK IN BIO — Both Libra and Aquarius are like aliens trying to figure out how to wear a human skin. Awkward? Tremendously. But they don’t notice it. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/667...

TAURUS MIDHEAVEN: LINK IN BIO — Taurus is a provider. Taurus midheaven says: I want to be worthy. I want to be useful and helpful, to do something worthwhile with my life. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/666...

This Mercury in Virgo, I want you to remember that listening is the root of ethics.

SEPTEMBER 2025 HOROSCOPES: LINK IN BIO — Your criticality has protected you for years and years by preventing you from trying to appease a society that is trying to dispose of you. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/665...

This Jupiter day, I want you to remember that waiting is a painful part of love.

TRANSLATING RESOURCE BACK TO MOTHER: LINK IN BIO — Planetary ruler? That’s your planetary mother. You are dependent on her, on the soil that gives and withholds depending on how well you treat her. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/664...

This Venus in Leo, I want you to think about time the way you did when you were a kid.

SAGITTARIUS AQUARIUS RELATIONSHIPS: LINK IN BIO — Sagittarius and Aquarius are winter signs. They are chill. Chill means that you give yourself time and space. You give other people time and space. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/663...

This Virgo season, I want you to remember that letting yourself complain is a vital part of staying alive.

LOSING FACE: LINK IN BIO — When people say that they are afraid of losing face, they are trying to say that they have people pleasing tendencies, not that they act like emotionless robots with immovable faces. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/662...

Today, I want you to remember that you do not depend on people who exploit you and deprive you.

ARIES MIDHEAVEN: LINK IN BIO — Aries on the midheaven tells us that the home environment was somewhat combative. These people are kind but cunty. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/661...

As Mercury stations direct in Leo, I want you to make the effort that is currently required to build spaces that are joyous for queer life, for colonized life, for migrant life.

HOW TO DEAL WITH WHITE WELLNESS CULTURE: LINK IN BIO — Colonial spirituality is perfectionistic. That doesn’t mean that religious people are perfect. That means that people are very focused on ruthlessly rooting out flaws. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/660...

This Aquarius full moon, I want you to remember that, until you remember your history, you will continue your fruitless attempts to attach via loss and connect to absence.

CAPRICORN AQUARIUS RELATIONSHIPS: LINK IN BIO — Capricorn and Aquarius are about the same. They are very similar in terms of personality and behavior. They both act like cats—kind hearted but prickly. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/659...

This Mars in Libra, I want you to remember that suffering isn’t a contest.

ARIES CAPRICORN RELATIONSHIPS: LINK IN BIO — Aries and Capricorn? Yeah, we’re going to be direct with each other. Honest. That’s why, in most cases, Aries and Capricorn have a subtle camaraderie.  www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/658...

This Venus in Cancer, I want you to remember that you can’t buy community safety with private wealth.

AUGUST 2025 HOROSCOPES: LINK IN BIO — Replenish yourself so that you have more capacity for reality. Find something nourishing and giving right now.  www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/657...

TAURUS CAPRICORN RELATIONSHIPS: LINK IN BIO — Taurus loves pleasure and Capricorn loves denial. Taurus loves patience and Capricorn loves dedication. Taurus and Capricorn relationships are slow but intense. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/656...

Today, I want you to remember to try to make changes at the scale at which those changes are possible.

INTERVIEW: THE PASTA TAROT: LINK IN BIO — The Pasta Tarot, co-designed by Jeff Petriello, Rob Truglia, and illustrated by Lindsay Mound, re-imagines the modern tarot through the delicious world of pasta. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/655...

Today, I want you to remember that you’re not disposable.

ASTRO ADVICE COLUMN: WRITING WITH PISCES MERCURY: LINK IN BIO — I was wondering if you have any writing advice, or creative advice in general, for someone with Mercury in Pisces. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/654...

This Leo New Moon, I want you to remember that you can’t replace consistency.

GEMINI CAPRICORN RELATIONSHIPS: LINK IN BIO — Every Capricorn is a secret freak. That’s just who they are on the inside and Geminis have a sixth sense about smelling out the freaks. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/653...

This Leo season, I want you to remember that you get braver when you set your own goals.

CANCER CAPRICORN RELATIONSHIPS: LINK IN BIO — Cancer really seems to like the quiet type. Capricorn just loves people who get aroused emotionally easily and readily for them and Cancer is the sign that gets aroused the easiest. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/652...

This Mercury retrograde in Leo, I want you to remember that love isn’t about worthiness.

LEO CAPRICORN RELATIONSHIPS: LINK IN BIO — Leos usually get their way because they do all the work. Capricorn negotiate because they’re trying to put you to work. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/651...

As we finish out Cancer season, I want you to remember that not every adult is your peer.

THE PLACE WHERE YOU GRIEVE: LINK IN BIO — Your chart ruler is the planet that represents you. The place where your chart ruler falls will be the place that teaches you feel disappointment and keep going. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/650...

This Capricorn full moon, I want you to remember that prisons aren’t a metaphor.

HOW TO SHARE YOUR WRITING ONLINE: LINK IN BIO — The internet is the internet. Respect it as such and don’t mistake it for your own inner critic. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/649...

This Uranus in Gemini, I want you to remember that God is a chimera and that maps are fictional.