SATURN IN THE TENTH HOUSE — A lot of Saturn in the tenth house people, in my experience, can be pretty guarded. They tend to have an almost regal energy, the attitude of someone who thinks twice before they act. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/726...

As Mars transits Taurus, I want you to remember that stone is sacred.

SATURN IN THE TWELFTH HOUSE — The twelfth house is the place of secret fears, of phobias that you didn't even know you were avoiding. The twelfth house is considered to be the place of Saturn's joy. That means that Saturn gets stronger here. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/725...

CAPRICORN MIDHEAVEN — The Capricorn midheaven isn't showy. They source their self assuredness from the simple knowledge that they can figure out a way to survive just about anything. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/724...

SCORPIO PISCES RELATIONSHIPS — Scorpio, as the truth-hound of the zodiac, is like a detective chasing after evidence. Pisces has the power to confound this truth-hound because Pisces can change the truth. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/723...

Today, I want you to remember that desire isn’t that simple.

This Mercury in Taurus, I want you to remember that vulnerability is the act of making relationships clearer.

MAY 2026 HOROSCOPES — May's astrology moves in phases: first, Mercury aspects Uranus and provokes us into satirizing what we have become accustomed to. Then, the Sun delivers an epiphany. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/722...

This Scorpio full moon, I want you to remember that workers produce history.

SATURN IN THE ELEVENTH HOUSE — Saturn in the eleventh house gives off a bit of an unbothered vibe. In a typical day-in-the-life-of, Saturn in the eleventh house doesn't really want to be bothered. A perfect day for them involves complete peace. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/721...

This Venus in Gemini, I want you to remember that you are allowed to have different goals than your friends.

JIA WOOD BORN IN THE MONTH OF THE DRAGON — People with Jia Wood day master born in the month of the Dragon need one thing and one thing only—Seven Killings. They must become warriors. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/720...

This Taurus season, I want you to remember that you might be ready for more than you think you are—you just need to follow your own pace.

SAGITTARIUS PISCES RELATIONSHIPS — These people could be married for ten years while having absolutely no idea where their partner lives. But they believe in their partner. They don't feel the need to keep track. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/719...

This full moon in Libra, I want you to remember that imitation without acknowledgment is a form of control.

APRIL 2026 HOROSCOPES — During Jupiter in Cancer, gambling has once again become a lot more popular: abstract visions of social collapse, apocalyptic thinking, and speculative currencies. This is grievance masked as insight, as ideology. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/718...

This Venus in Taurus, I want you to use what you already have.

JIA WOOD BORN IN THE MONTH OF THE RABBIT — For Jia Wood, Rabbit is Sword Star. You can hold your own Sword Star like a strong fighter. Your Sword Star can also cut you and you have to be strong enough to endure the pain. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/717...

As the Sun transits Saturn, I want you to remember that your fatigue is not your personal opponent but an ancient protector of your vitality.

ROOMMATES IN THE NATAL CHART — You need something like a phD in psychology to understand roommate dynamics. These are full adults, each fully formed, sharing a home without the expectation that you're going to plan your futures together. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/716...

This Aries season, I want you to remember that you’re allowed to be mad even when your anger is inconvenient.

JIA WOOD BORN IN THE MONTH OF THE TIGER — Jia Wood born during the month of the Tiger are cultural icons. Charismatic, opinionated, and flamboyant, these people have style. They can't help but stand out. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/714...

This new moon in Pisces, I want you to remember that you have more in common with a tree than a machine.

CAPRICORN PISCES RELATIONSHIPS — Capricorn is a mermaid and Pisces is a fish. Pisces has a way of drawing out Capricorn’s wisdom. You see, Capricorn is the wise, old man with a childish heart while Pisces is the childlike one with an old heart. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/713...

Now that Jupiter is direct, I want you to remember that safety is not personal.

SATURN IN THE NINTH HOUSE — When Saturn appears in the ninth house of your chart, you're probably a pretty great teacher. You have the qualities that make someone great at teaching—patience, dedication, and endurance. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/712...

This Venus in Aries, I want you to remember that your personal value isn’t determined by other people’s opinions about you.

"Saturn typically removes the things that you do not have time for from your life. It delivers relief by way of removal." @alicesparklykat.bsky.social

DEATH CULTS — Actual soldiers are being told by their commanders that they must not fear death, that this war is Armageddon, and that Trump has been anointed by Jesus Christ to bring about the Biblical end times. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/711...

MARCH 2026 HOROSCOPES — This March will be the first time, since the spring of 1998, that we see the Sun come to join Saturn in the sign of fast decisions and speed. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/710...

SAGITTARIUS MIDHEAVEN — Sagittarius midheaven believes in potential in people even when we can’t see it yet. We are not trying to see the world for how it functions right now. We’re trying to see what it could become. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/709...

AQUARIUS PISCES RELATIONSHIPS — Pisces is the sign that we should all fear the most. Why? Because Pisces can predict how you will feel tomorrow. Aquarius happens to be the sign that doesn’t always know how they feel. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/708...

THE ARIES COWORKER — The Aries coworker completes big projects in an hour or two with surging blood pressure, vape or cigarette in mouth, and heavy metal blaring in our headphones. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/707...

This Venus in Pisces, I want you to remember that usefulness is not politically neutral.

THE TAURUS COWORKER — Yes, your Taurus coworker knows the difference between a FSA and a HSA. They have figured out how many vacation days will not roll over into the next year and they can calculate how much taxes to take out in their heads. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/706...

This Mercury in Pisces, I want you to remember that people will tell you the truth when they feel safe with you.

SCORPIO MIDHEAVEN — Quiet, reclusive, and serious. People are intimidated by them. Yet, Scorpio midheaven is really kind. You would think that such an ambitious person, such a self depriving personality at times, is mean. Scorpio midheaven is not. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/705...

This Fire Horse year, I want you to remember that, just like you, horses are big but they have retained their gentleness because they need it despite their strength.

FEBRUARY 2026 HOROSCOPES — I know that a lot of us don’t love the concept of authority. We don’t trust it. And, yet, we have to be willing to grow into our authority for those who are younger than us so that we can validate and affirm them. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/704...

THE GEMINI COWORKER — Why is Gemini up in your business all the time? They want to try out all the jobs to see what they really like and don’t like and also to see if they’re any good at what you do or not. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/703...

This Neptune in Aries, I want you to remember that the violence of our time is not sudden, exceptional, or symbolic.

ARIES AQUARIUS RELATIONSHIPS — Interestingly enough, I think that Aries and Aquarius are both people who are highly attuned to the constraint of human mortality. Both signs think about death quite a lot. Both are highly aware of one’s own limitations. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/702...

This Mars in Aquarius, I want you to come back to something that you left unfinished.

THE CANCER COWORKER — The first impression that you might have had about your Cancer coworker is just how serious they appear. The second thing that you will learn about your Cancer coworker is that their personal life outside of work is absolutely wild. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/701...

This Aquarius season, I want you to remember that the purpose of your life is not self improvement.

THE LEO COWORKER — Who doesn’t love to work with a Leo? You just feel good about yourself when you do. That’s what the Leo coworker excels at—making people around them feel good about being there. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/700...

TAURUS AQUARIUS RELATIONSHIPS — Taurus and Aquarius aren’t supposed to get along from an astrological point of view. So why are they so alike? Why do they both find Shrek and his many layers so relatable? www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/699...

As Venus hides in the depth of its descent, I want you to think about the lies that you have told yourself about your own desires and your capacity for pleasure.

THE VIRGO COWORKER — Virgo has what Chinese people call a tofu heart. People with a tofu heart tend to stress more about your problems than you do and they tend to rush in to help people whenever someone gets in trouble. www.alicesparklykat.com/articles/698...

This Full Moon in Cancer, I want you to remember that human migration is not distinct from ecological history.