Why I’m *like that* Share your tarot decans: Sun, Moon, Rising, Fortune

Now it’s showing me my college boyfriend’s older brother, who I didn’t know lives in Los Angeles now wtf is with up with these blasts from the past

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Soundtrack for the day

The beatings will continue until morale improves

Well maybe I’ll do it under this beautiful Mars-Saturn conjunction. As good a time as any, really.

Malefic conjunction and I am ******* ********

10 more weeks of this profection 70 days Just gotta hang on

Nothing hits quite like Khachaturian’s Violin Concerto in D Minor

Aw he has a domiciled Venus-North Node conjunction just like me

Truly thank Saturn for being Saturn because if Jupiter were not reined in in my 1H this year I can only think the consequences would’ve been even more disastrous

So yeah my Venus return today was apparently just paying almost 20 grand to the federal government

This must be the intro to an SNL skit

Gonna need the third triplicity lord of the ascendant to take over stat so we can wrap this up

lol I left out the most martial transit of all: Mars square natal Mars on April 23

I have some remaining openings on my booking calendar for April btw 💘 Including a couple pay what you can options!

Hinge choosing this particular man as Most Compatible for me today is a weird, weird way to learn a book club friend I lost touch with a few years ago is recently separated/divorced

Since Mars conjoins my 10H MC tomorrow, I was curious to see what happened May 1, 2024 when it last did that. Well, the receipts show that on April 30, a former boss told me she was leaving her role. Given her transition I ended up rejoining the team that month and have been working there since.

À propos of nothing, my July omen is so f¥€£ing funny to me

Oh cool the busted trickster felt neglected that I didn’t include them here so now my power is out for the millionth time since Mercury entered Pisces

Scene report from investigation into my current state of affairs

The next month plus is shaping up to be such a grind, as the astro would suggest. Profection lord Mars and co-lord Saturn gonna be so busy pinging my natal (pictured) and each other in my 10th 😬

Line to the bathroom at a coffee shop not looking like the best place to meet a guy. The cutie in front of me has been in there a while now. The look he had on his face when I asked if he was in line for the restroom makes more sense now.

Show the energy you bring to Bluesky

April tarot & omen Moving from one to the other injured (but a bit more promising) tarot card. Too literal. Some time after the photo omen I asked for a replacement due to a specific doubt. Saw a heart on a car and at same time a woman with a heart shaped purse. Both appeared healthcare related.

That omen from last month was not me meeting the LOML; it was leaning into my “no” efficiently when I know it’s a no. (Good lesson, but can one of these tantalizing omens please prove tantalizing one day?)

On the first day of Venus in Taurus I had my favorite drink, an apple martini at Ysabel, and a great dinner with my mom, the Libra stellium including Venus, who’s visiting this week

Oh wait I get a benefic enclosure of the Moon in my November monthly revolution this year. It’ll be a Jupiter year, Venus month, too 😌

Oh my Jove get out of my 1st PLEASE

Next lifetime I’d love to try not having a first house stellium, or definitely not one including MOOS

Thank goodness for a new monthly revolution. It’s not beautiful, but at least monthly time lord is the Sun, exalted. Emphasizes Neptune square which goes exact #1 in a week Venus square natal Asc. Chiron partile conjunct natal LoSpirit. Fortune partile conjunct natal Lot of Union & Bonds. 👀

Looking forward to the benefically enclosed moon I get in my 2039 solar revolution

This Mercury retrograde has been one of the messiest technologically in recent memory. So many issues with internet connectivity, phone service, and now for the last couple days, electricity!

I’m concerned about this period of time with Mars leading (or wrangling) a ragtag army of planets there in my 10th. I’m gonna be attempting to channel my Venus return in her domicile out of sight of all that, haha. (Mars, Saturn, Sun will be my timelords, so it likely won’t work.)

(Meanwhile, things are about to be a lil more martial around here, my primary timelord. lol, lmao even, etc)

Boy bye ✌🏻

End of winter temp and just received a notice from the power company about rolling blackouts overnight everything is going just fine

Chart of the moment I broke a plate I kept from my grandmother’s set while trying to move my stove to access the refrigerator cord since the power is out in my kitchen and may not be restored til morning Go figure

Wtfffffff But also yay my über-malefic profection is speeding to its end

Also can probably thank Level 2 Loosing of the Bond from Spirit activating my 6th house ♐️ (cadent and contains only Uranus), which began on my bday last June, for this

Jupiter transiting my ascendant story while Saturn-Neptune conjoined on my MC opposite my Moon has been diagnosis with a fat & connective tissue disorder while being UNDERweight. The diagnosis came after sudden onset of widespread pain and swelling within days of Jupiter’s second (R) hit on my Asc.

Ugh I love drinking powdered electrolytes so SALTY I LOVE

Venus is so afflicted right now lmao

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It’s overrrrrr (pretending only exact hits matter, orbs don’t 😇)

Venus gets debilitated and all of a sudden all the suggested posts in my insta feed are about celebs bucking trends by opting to age naturally

lol just dropped a plate which broke loudly

C’mon, Moon

This Mercury retrograde has been especially messy. I’ve been having constant phone and internet service (by two different providers) issues at home and encountered various website issues like the below.

Do folks use lunar returns? What do you find them helpful for? Do you calculate from place of birth, like a solar revolution, or current location? I recall they’re used in a limited way in at least one of the techniques shared by Olomi but interested beyond that.