Oh yeah another countdown: 12 more days until the L2 Loosing of the Bond from Spirit activating my 6th house—which also started exactly on my birthday last year—ends It put the sag in Sagittarius 🫠 Stacked testimonies will get ya every time 🥞

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Countdowns in effect… 26 days until double malefic profection ends. Much of my body looks like it aged 10+ years due to tissue damage. Thanks to Neptune probably, no one knows what happened. 30 days until Jupiter is out of my first house and hopefully taking this panniculitis with it.

Speaking of astrocartography drama, I’ll meet someone for the first time IRL on my Venus-Saturn line, where neither of us live but where I met both my previous long term partners It will be during eclipse season as Venus opp Saturn applies, and the nodes will change signs that day (to his 1/7) 👀

Had a bone density scan the day monthly timelord Venus transiting my 1st squares co-annual timelord Saturn

Hello Mars-Pluto square in Taurus-Aquarius

Ok I’m ready for Pluto to enter Pisces like let’s go

2021 and 2025 solar revolutions brought major (thus far, chronic) declines in health THANK THE GODS I don’t have another Aqua (my 8H) rising SR until 2050 (3rd chart). It looks like an epic battle between good and evil

New monthly revolution incoming - last one of this Scorpio annual profection

Curious to hear folks’ most reliable associations to The Chariot in a general reading

Important things happening over here today, asked the tarot deck if my dog sired puppies before I adopted him and pulled The Magician. Asked how many puppies and pulled the X of Pentacles I’m sorry WHAT, adorable. There are even two dogs on that card. My baby is almost certainly a grandpa, to boot.

Jupiter on my ascendant in 6 hrs 10 mins care to help a girl out?

Ohhhhhh my throat/reflux/airway issues have suddenly returned because annual timelord Mars is in Taurus now, got it

Sun in my 12th I GOTTA prioritize sleep this month and beyond

Was oh the phone talking to special someone as Venus entered Cancer, my 1H and his Venus return by sign, it’s pretty cuuuuute folks

Ovulating during a Taurus New Moon These playlists I’m making are 🔥

Friday afternoon horizontal in bed eating tortilla chips ice pack on my head for never ending migraine looking at my more-than-a-crush’s astrology charts could be worse

The Little Ovaries that Could [ovulate and resolve this crushing headache fatigue and tinnitus]

Based on projected timelines I’ll be getting the results of my whole genome sequencing to determine what the hell is wrong with me around the time Jupiter (will be my annual and monthly timelord) makes the “basket” with the modern outers most exact at 4 degrees of my 2/8/10/12 houses

A bit worried for my friend whose bday is today, starting a 7H Scorpio profection with natal Mars retro and Saturn retro in Scorpio. He’s already struggling and now it’s his turn to have both malefics activated as timelords. In the solar revolution they’re copresent in the 10H. Godspeed to my buddy.

Happy Mother’s Day to me (No kids, but I’m a Cancer Rising Sun Mars Mercury)

Me in this revolution/Mars profection. Natally Lot of Illness is conjunct Mars in Cancer 1H. In solar return Moon was in Cancer 6H (conjunct Jup and Sun and natal Lot of Illness by sign, not degree—about 8 degrees out). Catastrophic for health. 47 more days til 6H/Jupiter profection…

I’d been thinking the triple conjunction in Capricorn in January was a bust buuuuuuut it’s become apparent it very much did something. Like that very day. 😅

Super chic new hairdresser asked if I’m an artist Cue “Am I… better than everyone?” meme

Capricorn moon, talked to friend for 2 hours, then mom for 1 hour, now sitting here with a case of the lonelies

My monthly timelord is free of my malefic annual timelords yessssss

So…the nose emoji …

It’s been 84 years [that I’ve been crashing out]

Logged a BMI of 18.4 this morning and ordered tirzepatide (to micro-microdose) this afternoon having mysterious chronic progressive illness is full of fun twists of fate such as these

May Tarot and Omen Omen: the treadmill at the gym randomly showed the message “Instagram has stopped” at the same moment I was listening to Chris Brennan say something about instagram on the podcast, specifically how instagram had dubbed his video into three different languages using his own voice

Status update I’m once again being humbled by the gods

Mercury has been in lousy condition for ages and…is now headed under the beams

Wish me luck please my dear sky friends

Driving 18 hours in the next two days. Anyone have good audiobook recommendations?

More qué interesante for the week. Just got off the waitlist for this appointment, so now it’s next week. So much Aries energy; things are moving fast. New chart for the appointment 👀

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Matchmade with a fellow 1H-Mars-who-also-has-L7-Saturn-in-the-5H during my 5H Mars-Saturn profection… Manglik #astrologergood stuff 🙂‍↔️

New MR. Time to explore anaretic energy, apparently

Why I’m *like that* Share your tarot decans: Sun, Moon, Rising, Fortune

Now it’s showing me my college boyfriend’s older brother, who I didn’t know lives in Los Angeles now wtf is with up with these blasts from the past

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Soundtrack for the day

The beatings will continue until morale improves

Well maybe I’ll do it under this beautiful Mars-Saturn conjunction. As good a time as any, really.

Malefic conjunction and I am ******* ********

10 more weeks of this profection 70 days Just gotta hang on

Nothing hits quite like Khachaturian’s Violin Concerto in D Minor

Aw he has a domiciled Venus-North Node conjunction just like me