there’s something so nonsensical/aspirational about the concept of developing real, healthy communities on social networks when you account that the only available means of interaction are follow/unfollow, like, repost, mute, and block, with moderation set & enforced by a (business) 3rd party entity

thinking back to how rough those Saturn ruled moons were for me while Saturn was in Aries and realizing it might be wise to prepare for those while Saturn is back in Pisces

i can’t explain it but he looks like he uses a litter box now

me and who

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merical. sounds like miracle. a word for the physical manifestation of an llm’s chimerical dream

I could see why a pm looking for a “number go up” solution would suggest a gen AI feed. people are miserable, their posts reflect that, and this kind of content can do numbers but it’s unreliable & people report being miserable. this way number go up if it makes rage AND if it gives users an escape

breakfast is the most forehead kiss meal of the day

if you like saying “y’all,” you’ll love yelling “yalla”

I know you and I know your name; I know the names of the seven cows and their bull who give bread and beer, who are beneficial to souls and who provide daily portions; may you give bread and beer and make provision for me. (BDF)

when i brag about the unlimited potential of my friends

if you put holy water in your bong, you can see the holy ghost

It’s not too late for the rest of you to pick a costume for your account

I want dinner bowls that look like upside down hats

It’s not working

so close!

im going to drink the beer that inspires you to make dinner

the universal language of ass shaking

SUPER BOWL

new, real ad spotted at the grocery store. love that it says “preyers”

wondering what new sleep positions I’d have to adapt if I had an extra set of arms

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recession indicator: walmart nostalgia

no one is talking about this but I know that what the people really want is more types of corduroy pants. flattering & fitted around the ass w lots of relaxing, breathing room for ur legs. warm! a classic trouser cut in the front w a cozy, stretchy band in the back. diff types of lining! sweatpants!

I will not fall for the wide leg propaganda I will not fall for the clown girl pants I will not buy the wide leg pants I will not consider their comfort I will not fall for the big ass pants I will not buy the pants that make my shoes disappear I will not fall for the wide leg propaganda I will not

Idk how we got here but just because someone online talks nonstop about a single topic, writes 10k words weekly, and records themselves talking for all to see, it does not mean nor make this person an expert. it makes them loud, visible, & consistent, but people keep conflating this with expertise

oh

and they announced it on hispanic heritage month

The Internet’s demons are reaching out into the real-world. Plus the rise of the stalker fan: default.blog/p/the-intern...

it’s rather funny to see the respect drain from a man’s eyes when they find out about my interest in astrology. I get it. maybe they can see my passing disappointment in that moment too bc instead of judgement I wish they were curious and smart enough to develop a hypothesis & test their assumptions

a testament of Gisele Bündchen’s magic is how hard her ex fell off after the divorce. every glamour and spell has been broken. zero sauce without her

chatting with computers is kinda cool actually yeah they're not very smart right now and are bad at many human things, but if instead of looking at them as something that's supposed to be human or close to human and instead look at them as something that is its own thing - they're pretty cool :3

I love them so much

it's a minor point in the whole scheme of things but it's pretty fascinating how american christians have invented a new religion that is not christianity and don't seem to recognize that they have done that

Timeline madlibs 4 you: People that don’t have any in depth knowledge of _____ sure do love talking about _____. They have no idea how ______ works, and they _____ _____ _____ ______, and yet, they’re the first to say what _____ can and can’t ____. they don’t even know they’re ____ and should ____!

Hot dog coat-of-arms, created for the 50th anniversary of the invention of the hot dog, at Coney Island in 1939. Shows a hot dog being knighted, flanked by two wiener dogs, crowned by mustard. (They took some liberties with the Latin, but do you expect a hot dog place to have an in-house Latinist?)

I really do think they realized they can’t get Greenland on the time scale they want, probably still plan to “acquire it,” and they’re doubling down on the drugs rhetoric, doubling down on Venezuela, and are lining things up to to come after the Panama Canal. They’ve been open about wanting it

I don’t even know the words to describe how it feels to watch the Colombian president ask the world for interventions in this moment, to hear him ask the US military to follow the laws of humanity, and asking them to stop pointing guns at its citizens. Id have to explain so much & idk where to start

reading 70% of social media posts in a cartoon voice is cognitive opsec btw bc why are you reading the hot takes of some guy suffering from a case of for profit, kayfabe induced psychosis in your mind as if it was your own voice?

need to know how she summoned Saturn

“Attention, taken to its highest degree, is the same thing as prayer. It presupposes faith and love. Absolutely unmixed attention is prayer.” - Simone Weil I believe this quote more than anything.

my reaction to this are words immigrants shouldn’t post on social media

When your friends are mean but at least you know why 💔

day 3 of my walls banging since 8 am. I’m not losing my mind, you’re losing your mind

when do we think the American passport will officially become worthless?

the air and talk around the Mars in Scorpio, Pluto in Aquarius square remind me that one of my dumbest reasons for not touching the outer planets on a personal level or in any practice is because they just make everything scary lol add an aspect with 2 of these & you’ve got scary for way too long

that adorable phase of a budding bond where we learn what motivates the other person and we come to the realization that we are both (deeply caring) stubborn little shits that enjoy getting our way (bc we are genuinely eager to help, love finding solutions & are often right. not cause we’re brats!)

omg no fucking way he said this lmao there’s no way he actually believes any of this