NEW INFO HAS REVEALED that the 28-year-old Mexican man killed while running from ICE last week was just visiting on short tourist visa—and already had a plane ticket to go home. newrepublic.com/post/213277/...

Been working on my jumper

it's the bride! and it's not even close

Caroline's run of Nancy already an all timer, but especially for Sluggo phrases.

got an order i'm not ready for yet, but my kids will love it

dicky beers

Nancy 7/16/26

every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

england will never walk alone, they'll be flying home together as a team

Really not a surprise England choked a lead in the US 250 years later

please say someone got sad mick

new jackass goes crazy

Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.

what a world to wake up to

i'm gonna drive you home in my honda truckord

it’s barely 8 am on a saturday and ice has already been spotted in chicago’s humboldt park, logan square, and wicker park neighborhoods, with at least one person detained, per local rapid response groups. www.facebook.com/Organizacion...

that's right baby

All of these guys keep saying “how about we have an investigation?” Like, there’s a mountain of proof, what do you want to do, go back in time and peek in the window?

the trailer/set tour is one of my favorite promotional pieces for a film i've watched. hitchcock was really just that good youtu.be/zZr0G9_h4GE?...

on the communist commune i am running the entire re-education program

guy who hits his vape through one nostril

Mitch McConnell's brain isn't dead, it's just stuck in the Straight of Hormuz

Trump is gonna do what my high school did when our football team kept losing, which is to say move to a smaller/worse division and clean up to look better

it looks like C.U.M. is no longer in the world cup after tonight's result

Belgium is the coach of the team playing air bud

thing is, they found their voice and it's republican rule. the people want socialism

There is no sight in all of sports worse than happy English players/fans

get him outta here

is it uhhhh coming home?

cherry pit stop, post your fresh cherries

Fingers crossed

to sum up

i love the spidey sense i've gained irt storms from living in chicago for 11 years now

pickett's charge is one of the stupidest military maneuvers ever ordered and I do not have to die on that hill because so many confederates did it for me

do you think soccer players learn how to take a solid back bump?

you're never too old to switch career paths.

who said park the bus?

what a gol

no contest

you do not have to immediately go “this will also hurt cis people” when there is transphobic legislation/law passed. y’all are not the targets and it is enough that we are like yes, that is a knockon effect and it is bad, but it is not the fucking point

if this had happened to me i would have crashed out, but it didn't and i did it to someone else

glad i can be the dirtbag unc every once in a while for a shift

skill issue

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