super bowl rematch? aren’t they supposed to do a competitive game to open the season?

Linda McMahon covered up a child molestation ring and actively worked to ruin the lives of one of the victims. Ever since then she has been chasing that high.

feel like shit, gonna go to the zoo

i have one day left at work until i'm officially laid off and i have now taken my 8th bathroom break for the day

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

STD Tier list. Educate yourself

President Xi you could make the deal of a lifetime with the American people, here

someone needs to shove this dude's dumb head into a toilet

More like bring me the Verizon

guy who wrote "in a big country": alright guys, came up with our first hit it's called "in a big country" what do you think? bandmate: i like it, but what are we gonna name the band? and what about the album title? guy: you'll never believe this...

the most healing image for me on a monday

random allusions to whales

sat for what is about to be the shittiest take i've ever read

slowly deciding i do not need to know every person's inner thoughts at all times

As someone who was also laid off, I too am open to an AEW run if the creative is right

came outta mosh retirement, i will regret this tomorrow

dunno how this guy is beating the groomer allegations

finding new levels of hating my boss every day. it's exciting. everyone should do this.

This is how every other country imagines life in America

here we go, this is the debate i needed

When dealing with the limited geometry, texture and lighting of the N64, certain sacrifices needed to be made. Until now, Star Fox’s design team could not fully realize their original vision of Slippy Toad looking like “a hamburger with a condom on it.”

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

and here i thought ted turner had been dead for years

DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend

@murderxbryan.bsky.social will this week's stream feature a 21 CHEERS salute for Opie getting banned from Gebhards?

Secret Service shot a kid today

got hit with the unprecedented "laid off on a monday morning" meeting.

No, Who is on first

you can just go to the movies every weekend. no one will stop you.

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

incredible, baseball is beautiful

it's a beautiful day out and i'm hungover so naturally i'm here @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social

Another person has died in ICE custody. 33-year-old Denny Adán González died on Tuesday in Georgia. Authorities claim he died by suicide. González is the 18th person to die in ICE custody this year—this is also the 18th week of 2026.

i'm sorry but you couldn't pay me to give a shit about a race in maine. especially between then two only kinds of maine resident in the race

I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world

i think we should bring back having a cheeky cig with a friday night beer as a treat

I've said it before, I'll say it again 1. No taxpayer money to billion dollar franchises 2. When the Bears leave the city, they should be treated with the same contempt Chicagoans have forall other suburban institutions 3. They should have to pay off the remaining bonds on Soldier Field after moving

ventra adding a $5 divvy credit for purchasing a monthly pass is cool, but it'd be cooler if it was $10

don't make jokes about someone shooting me while i constantly generate photos of me armed and threatening to kill millions like a badass

i love my cat but he insists on being fed earlier and earlier now that i'm up at 5 for work and i'm ready to throw him in the woods

blessed with a rare visitor this lovely afternoon

Delia Ramirez is, I think, the one rep i've voted for that I have no regrets about having in office. She's just going for it and i respect her so much

Dennis Podman's 2026 NBA Mock Draft Vol. 1 with @poetlorien.bsky.social and @bjpf.bsky.social is up on Youtube now! (Going to your podcatchers...soonish) www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Ae...

@battingaround.bsky.social @jane.meangirls.online late entry into the giveaway Mount Rushmore

good time to check out the book A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear to see how this experiment turns out