All of them. All movies are better than books.

Browsing the Little Free Library for Idiots

The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA

Bike helmet giving me Dennis Hopper King Koopa hair

Rooting for Mbappe to single handedly tie this up but also, cmon, the runner up game shouldn’t count for the golden boot

gang, the trail cam is a treasure trove 🐻 🥰

This is ugly soccer but tremendous content.

[haunting children’s choir version of Jenny Craig phone # jingle]

With all this tackling, it’s like I’m watching a football game and a football game broke out!

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

You know what I realized and find weird is that I haven’t seen a single mention of Sam Neill in Peaky Blinders. He was really one of the better parts of that show.

I don’t get what everyone’s laughing at, Mitch looks fine?

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

let us not forget one of his greatest roles

This is NOT what the Saudi Arabia Public Investment Fund is about. Saudi Arabia is about *does a cursory google* uh oh *bothers to read a single Wikipedia article* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

[Exit Queen.]

Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard

Okay I had work annoyingly distracting me from those last like 4 goals, what was wrong with them and/or VAR?

Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.

12 hours later and I have to say it's still pretty funny that the goalie tried to kick the ball, totally whiffed and kicked the ground instead, and it immediately led to a goal

What’s the money line on them getting a White House invite anyway

The cut from that last goal to the guy pointing to his America 250 shirt was very funny you have to admit

If you want a real life example of rolling a nat 1 in real life, just look at that play.

Pausa de hidratación

Afghanistan, April 2004

Huh, so what are the rules for not calling that an own goal?

I guess “setting the camera so you can see the whole field” was too much to ask

My bloodwork today came back good with lowering cholesterol so I’m celebrating by eating like absolute shit for the past 6 months

Woof, this game is a pretty harsh come-down from the last game… 🥱

Whoaaa, we’re halfway there Whoa, heaven is a place on earth Take my hand, well make it, I swear Whoa, heaven is a place on earth

A fun game is to pretend this British announcer is Laszlo. It works more often than you’d think!

Every lifelong football fan I've ever met is like "I think players are supposed to serve their suspension" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states handballs are mandatory."

Unlike Ronaldo I am a 41 year old who had the good sense to take himself out of consideration for playing for Portugal

Really enjoy the recurring motif of the camera showing a famous American person in the crowd and dead silence as the English announcer has no idea who it is

Just one more cross into the box, Mexico. Next time it’ll work bro

<repeatedly, in the middle of one of the best sporting events the world will see all decade> "JAMES CORDEN IS ALSO HERE"

1 John Stones = 14 Johns Pounds

personally I think FIFA should throw everyone a curveball and say Mamdani convinced them to rescind the suspension

Just finished reading Hyperion and had to respect it being literally this

Down bad you must not be