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Winging it here💙 Sports swimming and uvrays 🌞 play stupid games win stupid prizes
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The speed limit is whatever song im listening to
2 months ago
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Went to Walmart for deodorant...spent $278.16 forgot the deodorant 😳
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A lion would never play golf. But a Tiger Wood.😄
7 days ago
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I absolutely can not wait until its 70 degrees at night and stays daylight until 9 pm..🌞
12 days ago
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I remember 2025 like it was yesterday
15 days ago
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I still dont know what im wearing to the living room New Year's Eve. I might not even go..
17 days ago
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Christmas is 365 days away & people already got their decorations up.. Unreal
22 days ago
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The speed limit is whatever song im listening to
2 months ago
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Nothing says fall like sweating in a sweater at noon 😔
2 months ago
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Its finally November..Merry Christmas 🎄 everybody
3 months ago
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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just insane
3 months ago
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I need some cool people to follow
3 months ago
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People talk down on sweets, but who's always had your back during tough times? Definitely not lettuce😆
4 months ago
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If you relate to me please seek help immediately
4 months ago
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I would like to trade my generational trauma for generational weatlh
4 months ago
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Bluesky T. Vibes
5 months ago
No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore
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The best Dave you know
5 months ago
Quick reminder: if you have to end a joke with, "it's a joke," then it is a bad joke.
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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn
5 months ago
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Weekend math: 2 days to recover from 5 days of chaos. We're losing.
5 months ago
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alber
5 months ago
i hope this email doesn’t find you at all. i hope you got out. i hope you’re free
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Mr. Sarcastic
5 months ago
I got 3 likes!! * deletes post
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Tré
5 months ago
stretching is very important. especially when you're old.
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If i wake up at 8:27 and my alarm was set for 8:30 you can bet 100% im going to close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes
5 months ago
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Tana
5 months ago
private life is the new flex. the lesser they know, the better.
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Topher
5 months ago
What if my last two brain cells kissed and they both were boys
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Ryan Broderick
12 months ago
lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
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DaddyJew
12 months ago
Blocking them isn’t enough, I want their socks to forever be wet
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The best Dave you know
about 1 year ago
Life alert but it shows you when cool animals are near by: LLamalert
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Neverland Lost Boy
about 1 year ago
Growing up being made to watch soap operas all day lead me to believe there would be a lot more mature women trying to slip into something more comfortable. Let down 😒
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Syke Oh
about 1 year ago
She a 10, but she says Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie
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They have Valentines Day merchandise out if you want to get an early start🙄
about 1 year ago
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The best Dave you know
about 1 year ago
The best gifts come from the heart which is why I store blood in snack bags throughout the year for the PERFECT stocking stuffers.
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The best Dave you know
about 1 year ago
don't 👏invite👏me👏to👏your👏party👏if👏you👏aren't👏serving👏cheese👏
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Mr. Sarcastic
about 1 year ago
I average about 7 likes on this motherfucker. I feel badass
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The best Dave you know
about 1 year ago
They say you can drown in as little as six inches of water and that is all the permission I needed.
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The best Dave you know
about 1 year ago
Me waking up from a coma: Did we ever find out who let the dogs out?
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Fred Wellman
about 1 year ago
Aaron Rogers lost again. That’s a shame.
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Doug
about 1 year ago
Who knew there so many generous lottery jackpot winners! Almost as many as ladies on here wanting to simply get to know me better! 😂
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Greg Reckons
about 1 year ago
I put my pants on just like everyone else ... .. when the manager at Chili's asks me to.
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Bluesky T. Vibes
about 1 year ago
If a young person approaches you, play dead inside.
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Dawson400🥃
about 1 year ago
Dear stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up. 🤫 😂
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iaMai
about 1 year ago
I have no desire to shop anywhere but from a laptop
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Max Leibman
about 1 year ago
McRib is back! And this time, it's personal.
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You have permission to put your Christmas tree 🎄 up😆
about 1 year ago
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🦇𖤐Stephanie𖤐🦇
about 1 year ago
I'm in my, "Leave me the fuck alone" era.
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Tried shutting up once Didn't really care for it
about 1 year ago
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Cynfully Sweet 🖤
about 1 year ago
finally losing your attachment to someone who wasn't good for you is top tier
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DeeDastardly
about 1 year ago
I love sleeping because it gets me to my next meal faster.
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