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Winging it here💙 Sports swimming and uvrays 🌞 play stupid games win stupid prizes
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The speed limit is whatever song im listening to
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Daisy
1 day ago
sorry for my bad mood earlier but my vibrator died this morning
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I don't like walking past geese because you never know what their intentions truly are
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Siege
3 days ago
But does the Hulk *feel* Incredible?
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Tony
3 days ago
I all for going to bed an hour earlier. It's this getting up an hour earlier that bothers me.
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Half an egg in the morning, half an apple in the afternoon, and half the refrigerator at night
5 days ago
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I wish i had SpongeBob's energy.. That boy was ALWAYS ready for work😊
14 days ago
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Siege
15 days ago
This tire is like my dad. Deflated and impossible to change.
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I know alot of jokes about retired people..but none of them work😅
21 days ago
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Tony
30 days ago
I have no complaints about the dancers
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Jack
about 1 month ago
Reminder, have sex with your wife.
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Training new employees is tough because you have to remember the real rules..not the ones you've invented😅
about 1 month ago
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Went to Walmart for deodorant...spent $278.16 forgot the deodorant 😳
about 2 months ago
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A lion would never play golf. But a Tiger Wood.😄
about 2 months ago
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I absolutely can not wait until its 70 degrees at night and stays daylight until 9 pm..🌞
2 months ago
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I remember 2025 like it was yesterday
2 months ago
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I still dont know what im wearing to the living room New Year's Eve. I might not even go..
2 months ago
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Christmas is 365 days away & people already got their decorations up.. Unreal
2 months ago
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The speed limit is whatever song im listening to
4 months ago
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Nothing says fall like sweating in a sweater at noon 😔
4 months ago
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Its finally November..Merry Christmas 🎄 everybody
4 months ago
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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just insane
5 months ago
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People talk down on sweets, but who's always had your back during tough times? Definitely not lettuce😆
5 months ago
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If you relate to me please seek help immediately
6 months ago
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I would like to trade my generational trauma for generational weatlh
6 months ago
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Bluesky T. Vibes
6 months ago
No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore
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The best Dave you know
6 months ago
Quick reminder: if you have to end a joke with, "it's a joke," then it is a bad joke.
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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn
7 months ago
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Weekend math: 2 days to recover from 5 days of chaos. We're losing.
7 months ago
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alber
7 months ago
i hope this email doesn’t find you at all. i hope you got out. i hope you’re free
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Mr. Sarcastic
7 months ago
I got 3 likes!! * deletes post
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Tré
7 months ago
stretching is very important. especially when you're old.
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If i wake up at 8:27 and my alarm was set for 8:30 you can bet 100% im going to close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes
7 months ago
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Tana
7 months ago
private life is the new flex. the lesser they know, the better.
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Topher
7 months ago
What if my last two brain cells kissed and they both were boys
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Ryan Broderick
about 1 year ago
lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
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DaddyJew
about 1 year ago
Blocking them isn’t enough, I want their socks to forever be wet
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The best Dave you know
about 1 year ago
Life alert but it shows you when cool animals are near by: LLamalert
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Neverland Lost Boy
about 1 year ago
Growing up being made to watch soap operas all day lead me to believe there would be a lot more mature women trying to slip into something more comfortable. Let down 😒
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Syke Oh
about 1 year ago
She a 10, but she says Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie
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They have Valentines Day merchandise out if you want to get an early start🙄
about 1 year ago
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The best Dave you know
about 1 year ago
The best gifts come from the heart which is why I store blood in snack bags throughout the year for the PERFECT stocking stuffers.
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The best Dave you know
about 1 year ago
don't 👏invite👏me👏to👏your👏party👏if👏you👏aren't👏serving👏cheese👏
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Mr. Sarcastic
about 1 year ago
I average about 7 likes on this motherfucker. I feel badass
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The best Dave you know
about 1 year ago
They say you can drown in as little as six inches of water and that is all the permission I needed.
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The best Dave you know
about 1 year ago
Me waking up from a coma: Did we ever find out who let the dogs out?
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Fred Wellman
over 1 year ago
Aaron Rogers lost again. That’s a shame.
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Doug
over 1 year ago
Who knew there so many generous lottery jackpot winners! Almost as many as ladies on here wanting to simply get to know me better! 😂
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Greg Reckons
over 1 year ago
I put my pants on just like everyone else ... .. when the manager at Chili's asks me to.
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