Serena Williams Returns To Tennis https://theonion.com/serena-williams-returns-to-tennis/

NINETY unforced errors, two fewer total points won, and Davidovich Fokina still won the match. I expect nothing less from ADF. #FrenchOpen #RolandGarros

Trump complaining about democrats voting against tax cuts

Rep. Al Green brought a “BLACK PEOPLE ARE NOT APES” sign Oklahoma’s Sen Markwayne Mullin fails to swipe it, then Green is escorted out… making sure more Republicans hear about it along the way. #StateOfTheUnion

Rep. Al Green holds up a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes!" during Trump's entrance to the State of the Union (Chip Somodevilla/Getty)

"I'm really thankful for everyone in my corner right now" 👀👀👀 Was that a little shade from Carlos to JCF? #AusOpen

Kind of get the sense that Novak has resigned to defeat, he knows it's over here. Just terrible body language. #AusOpen

Not a great start for Carlitos. We'll see how he adjusts his game plan without Juan Carlos Ferrero in his box. #AusOpen

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

Referring to the Weimar Republic as Antifa is W I L D behavior

Societal downfall began when the average sitcom season length shrank from approximately twenty episodes to less than ten. So frustrating. #MakTVGreatAgain

Supreme Court: of course states can regulate, and restrict access to, medical procedures if there’s a compelling public interest Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors) Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion

Give me that quad Script or give me death.

If Brian Kilmeade isn’t getting fired for saying we should euthanize the unhoused, then I’m saying Charlie Kirk should rest in piss.

This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for. But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem

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My "favorite" thing about visiting my parents is seeing the 'An Appeal to Heaven' flags throughout the Carolinas. These red necks white nationalists wouldn't think twice before putting a bullet in me.

"I think it's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so we can have the second amendment to protect our other God-given rights." Charlie Kirk. Thoughts and prayers 🤷🏼‍♂️

Next they'll be rewriting textbooks to say Japanese American internment camps were delightful summer resorts.

Don’t just read the headlines about how the Clippers circumvented the salary cap to pay Kawhi Leonard… Pablo Torre lays out the case like Sherlock Holmes, it’s riveting stuff youtu.be/1OwzYk6OCFM

Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users. While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.

Sabalenka v Raducanu has been everything. Really really really good stuff. Absolute cinema. #CincyTennis #CincyOpen

Ohio Dems have 33% (5/15) of US House seats. Ohio Dems have 27% (9/33) of Ohio Senate seats (GOP supermajority). Ohio Dems have 34% (34/99) of Ohio House seats (GOP supermajority). Kamala won 45% & Brown won 46% in 2024. Ohio is gerrymandered to hell and back, our state has no room to talk.

Pay attention. His energy swings are massive now. Keep score. He's either hyper, yelling at, and interrupting people he's speaking with, or he's subdued, rambling nonsensically, and/or nodding off. There's a half day in between for recalibration. He's decompensating - in real time.

This would be the biggest scandal of every non-Trump administration in history

‘1984’ is upon us

Wimbledon is over. Hello, US hard court season! #wimbledon #USOpen

Mertens/Kudermetova win 3-6, 6-2, 6-4 against Hsieh/Ostapenko to win the Wimbledon title A 29 shot rally at 30-30 set up match point, what an absolutely thrilling championship match. A 5th Grand Slam for Mertens, and a 1st for Kudermetova. Ostapenko denied World #1 for now. 📸 Jimmie48/WTA Tour

11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

I love Halle, it should be the grass Masters 1000 event for the men. But the stadium shadows and this horribly high camera angle are not it. Drives me nuts every year. #TWO25

Former top 100 Ernesto Escobedo (who switched nationalities from US to Mexico in the last few years of his career) posts a message on Instagram standing with protesters in L.A. Love to see Brandon Holt supporting him. A refreshing change from most American ATP players.

Honestly @gavinnewsom.bsky.social’s team deserves an award for these

Hey @nordecke.com! In light of recent events, I'd love to see a post in support of our immigrant community and speaking out against Crew supporters who support these horrible policies. It's icy in LA and Columbus. People like this fool need to know they are not welcome and made to be uncomfortable.

#PochOut #USSoccer

I just hope for their own sakes someone at TNT tells TNT this was not a normal Championship Weekend. It’s not always like this!

I wish a 9a championship match start time (3p in Paris) truly meant a 9a start time. 921a and players are just now coming on court for warm ups. #RolandGarros #FrenchOpen

The Bucks, Cavs and Knicks watching OKC have to deal with the 4th quarter Pacers. (via @worldwidewob.bsky.social) #NBA

We are governed by a lunatic

Can't help but feel we're living through an increasingly existential war between spectacle and substance with spectacle winning battle after battle after battle.

Big time fan and supporter of TeamUSA

Finally caught up on both #Eurovision Semifinals before tomorrow's Grand Final. Some really good performances, some duds. Some shocking countries omitted from the Grand Final and some that I am didn't think would make it.