“Miami has fallen apart like a three dollar lawn chair” - the inimitable Eric Collins

If Pop were coaching it would simply be LeBron: DNP - Old

Jalen Suggs heard yelling “You aint bout that Suggs life”

POSTER ALERT: Brandon Ingram throws it down on Kalkbrenner

Kon Knueppel is a baller

Do you feel like there’s been more blowouts than usual? It’s not just your imagination, per Neil Paine neilpaine.substack.com/p/the-2025-2...

Anthony Davis is a social construct

Per the NBA: Jalen Johnson (23y, 330d) became the youngest player since Magic Johnson (21y, 227d) to record 30+ points, 15+ rebounds, 10+ assists, and 5+ steals in a game. Magic Johnson did so on 3/29/1981.

If he keeps this up, Scottie Barnes is going to make a case for an All-NBA spot this season 28/10/8 with 5 blocks to lead the Raptors to two games over .500 for the first time in almost three years

Alex Caruso for first team all hustle The Thunder are a ridiculously well-oiled machine

The oldest team in the league lost a player to a hip injury The weekly bingo nights must be getting pretty heated

Next year the All Star game will feature 12 teams based on astrological birth sign If there are not enough Capricorns or Geminis then Adam Silver will select more players based on zodiacal compatibility

A small measure of justice for Mavs fans, but it’s never going to fix the pain of seeing Luka in a Lakers jersey

All these nailbiters and the Pelicans are down 30 to the Suns The Hawks stealing their first round pick was bird on bird violence

Wemby getting in on the clutch parade

Crazy night of hoops Jaime Jaquez Jr with the gorgeous spin to tie it up, then Donovan Mitchell misses the buzzer beater so Cavs and Heat headed to OT

Desmond Bane with the crazy contested buzzer beater to win it for the Magic

Tyrese Maxey with the slippery finish to end the half with 17 points This is why he’s number two in the NBA in scoring

Luka with another monster game: 35 points 9 boards 13 assists 5 steals 2 blocks And the Lakers are now 7-2 as the number 2 seed in the West

Incredible comeback by the Bulls from 24 down as Vuc nails the 3 with three seconds left

Giannis to ball: “GIANNIS SMASH”

Giannis hulking out

The unprotected first round pick that New Orleans sent to Atlanta is going to haunt the Pelicans more than the terrifying face of King Cake Baby

Keep expecting the Bulls to turn into a pumpkin but they just keep winning Josh Giddey with a career high 32 points along with 10 boards and 9 assists to lead the Bulls to a 5-0 record

Scottie Barnes has been on fire from three to start this season

Ryan Rollins has officially exorcised the ghost of Ryan Hollins from the NBA 32 points and 8 assists in the Bucks win over the Dubs

Cooper Flagg is going to be a grandpa before this baseball game ends

This should not be possible

Rookie Dylan Harper races down the court to beat the buzzer He’s been really impressive so far

Wemby pulls off a 360 spinning layup Ridiculous

LeBron tweeting about Austin Reaves hitting 50 points while the game’s still on

Cooper Flagg absolutely beasting

Cooper Flagg is putting on a show tonight

Cooper Flagg with a sweet spin and lob to Lively for the finish

I don’t want anybody else When I think about you

Luka dropped 49/11/8 in the Lakers win, while the Mavs lost at home to the Wizards The house of Nico Harrison may be completely entombed in toilet paper this Halloween

From today’s indictment Co-conspirator 8 appears to be Chauncey Billups. Eric Earnest is the first defendant listed, aka “Spook” Billups allegedly told Earnest that the Blazers would be tanking. Earnest told co-conspirators, leading to $100,000 in bets that the Blazers would lose—which they did

Attorney Joseph Nocella Jr on today’s gambling arrests: the sportsbooks were the victims in the case Also, this press conference was sponsored by FanDuel! Make your bets on who gets arrested next on our app!

The Raptors blowing out the Hawks on the road seemed like the biggest surprise of the night before the Jazz vs the Clippers

The Thunder have such an embarrassment of riches that they selected and traded Sengun to the Rockets on draft night… and still won a championship

MVP SGA coming in clutch to tie things up and send this game to OT

Guess what day it is

Dyson Daniels, Toumani Camara, and Christian Braun all got sizable deals, while Cam Thomas was forced to take the one year qualifying offer, showing that defense can get you paid in the run and gun era

Sacramento is basically the Island of Misfit Toys

The popular narrative that “LaMelo Ball is not a winning player” is about to start shifting

Bucks also intend to sign Giannis’s wife Mariah, his uncle Norris, and his gardener Yorgos

Courtside gambler begs Paolo for two more points so he can hit his parlay 1. Nobody cares about your parlay 2. Harassing players about your bets should be banworthy 3. Gamblers often care less about the actual team/game than their own financial success, which feels counter to the spirit of sports

Turns out LeBron’s “Second Decision” was an ad campaign for booze Effective marketing, but billionaires who flog these cheap grifts are an utter embarrassment

LeBron previews “The Second Decision” on instagram, coming tomorrow at 12pm est

We all knew it was coming but Steph Curry has finally achieved sainthood