In a little over 3 hours I will be performing my first set at the Leicester Comedy Festival. Lots of prep, rewrites and support to turn my rambling notes into something funny for more than just myself.

I would give a lot of money to someone on a high-profile news-interview show to simply ask, "How do you police the haircuts of children who don't tell the NHS that they think they're trans? And what government department should be in charge of approving children's haircuts, do you think?"

I am once again glad that I don't pay the BBC licence fee and have their site blocked at a router level. This is not news, this is a witch hunt by the BBC.

"AI" and correct answers is the same as the disclaimer in films about it being fictitious... It might occasionally get something right, but that is as equally valid as the "wrong" answer.

Went to pick my kid up from a group thing and got called an "LGBT elder"... I'm still in my 40's.

Never did I expect to be performing material I'd written on stage. Or that the festival wrist band was anti-tamper, it's a little snug.

Someone was not impressed with the post-it note that stopped an accidental second breakfast.

Late on Friday evening, a notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news wire, to all media across the UK We've published it in full 👇

The general secretary of education union, NASUWT, has made clear statements AGAINST changes to the RSHE guidance, which exclude and alienate trans pupils. Teachers don’t want the discriminatory trans-hostile policies being pushed by ‘gender critical’ transphobes.

The terms British and English are obviously far too divisive and I'll defined. They're not fit for purpose. I propose that we move back to naming societies based on the artifacts they leave behind. We're no longer British, we're the disposable vape people.

Reach media, not even once.

Why is it when you hear a beat you have to walk in time to it?

The void protection is failing. The house party is coming

Leaving the ONLY home I've EVER known...

Re-upping this again, because it’s a great take-down of the restrictive transphobic “data” activism.

Presumably they're trying to fit the end of the season in before the end of the country

No one talking about a datacenter could be a sign one is coming

Lol

www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/numb... Remember how The Times claimed there was a 1,000 family class action against the Tavistock clinic? We got a FOI out of them, it never happened. "The Trust confirms that it has not received any complaints which have been persued by law firm Pogust Goodhead"

The venn diagram of people that said "They won't ban VPNs" and "They're just saying that to get elected" is a perfect circle.

Isn't this just a rebrand of their Mr Beast one? Or is it a rebrand of the Squid Games one? How long until they do a Cyberpunk 2077 "reality" show?

Well I'm not complying with that crap and any suggests of segregation will be met with the scorn it deserves. Fuck terfs, and especially the mouldy bitch that funds all these anti-trans cases.

if you're just getting here from x the everything app please know that you suck and everyone here hates you

Did i post this one yet? I don't think so.

Say what you like about venereal diseases, but unlike Keir Starmer they don't discriminate. V.D. is for everybody.

crowdsourcing: looking for online articles/essays that provide a comprehensive account of how the anti-trans backlash was a highly coordinated & well-funded effort. I have lots of examples that tell part(s) of the story, but none that lay the whole thing out. pls share any you can think of. thanks!

hi! i would like to reup my request for ANY AND ALL PEOPLE FIGHTING DATA CENTERS IN THEIR COMMUNITIES TO PLEASE REACH OUT TO ME i am now covering data center conflicts for @heatmap.news my email is [email protected]

This must be that Uniting Communities that Labour MPs talking about. How bad do you have to be for two groups that are almost as far apart as it's possible to get and absolutely hate each other, to agree you are a weaselly bastard

The transphobes, who love X, wanting to inspect the genitals of kids sits a little different now, eh?

Water company has a new system that sends you a login link. Except it hates my domains so I never get a link to login. The water companies solution... send out paper bills as the new system won't let you use a username and password.

The chairs that help young children learn to sit up were first created for Labour MPs to hide the absence of a spine.

Email your MP Sign the open letter And complain about the articles It takes 15 to 20 minutes

Someone described Starmer's ascendancy like waiting 5 hours in the cold and the dark for a bus, and when it arrives it drives right past you. They hijacked the place reserved for reversing the Tories damage and served up more Tory.

The most important mod for the Tomb Raider remastered trilogy has just released. It's finally playable. www.nexusmods.com/tombraidertr...

As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE

Well stuck in a lift wasn't on my Xmas list...

I do this and also wipe the ML/AI urls within the about:config... the browser can't use "AI" if it doesn't know where the plagiarism machine is located. But at this point Mozilla saying "Modern AI browser" has me wondering if I'll lose anything important by using Lynx.

The legal challenge to the NHS’s clinical trial of puberty blockers is funded by a pressure group backed by Russian oligarchs and linked to the far right. goodlaw.social/1jop

Large Leninist Models

Spotify: Here's your data highlights for the year. Me: I think there's some inaccuracies in that, can I have the full set? Spotify: Sure, but we won't actually give you the data

*football team* has never lost a game... They just had narrow wins. Once again changing it from trans people to anything else and it would be laughed at as a ridiculous premise.

It's okay to grieve, and miss your loved ones so bad you cry when you think about them. I'd trade anything to see my son again. But this isn't real. This is the opposite of humanity, it's a soulless grab by billionaires that want to monetise grief and strip you of memories of family and friends

Glad I cancelled my TV licence years ago as the BBC is amongst the transphobic feeding frenzy. Cancel your licence folks