Mme. Clavine
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he/they but preferably refer to me as Mme. Clavine
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Ned Resnikoff
about 3 hours ago
I feel like every day I sound more and more like a censorious, self-righteous prude, but for the record I think the way sports betting has insinuated itself into everything is another sign of societal decadence and profound moral rot.
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Daniel Gilmore
about 9 hours ago
Political news media to Trump after the first year of Trump II
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Weedle
about 14 hours ago
Pete Buttigieg's bread pricing crimes were the subject of infinitely more viral outrage than Trump ending USAID was
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aya 🍉🔻
3 days ago
logan cooley ur nothing lmfao
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Some idiot: the sleepover line is just good politics; it’s not good policy Me:
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aya 🍉🔻
3 days ago
forget password protection i want the two factor authentication of william eklund and yaroslav askarov
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Sigh…here we go After a long night of hooking, Barclay Goodrow’s 2-3 stans didn’t like the session, so they had gutted him and set him on fire. But he didn’t die, he had crystallized, and now he’s a glamazon bitch ready for the PK
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I was recently accused of being the world’s biggest Karel Vemeljka fan b/c my annual Sharks game was against the Mammoth and I’d planned to go tonight as well. Unfortunately I’m stuck @ home recovering from covid jab, but now I’m really glad I didn’t go b/c I’d only have gotten ~10 minutes of bestie
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THE SLEEPOVER LINE!!! IS NOT JUST!!! GOOD POLITICS!!! IT IS!!! GOOD POLICY!!!
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“I asked if there’s anything he wants the fans to know and he said yes but that it’s a secret that’ll be revealed in a few months” 🏳️⚧️?
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aya 🍉🔻
3 days ago
pavol regenda ppg what the hell sure 😭
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The sleepover line is not just good politics it’s good policy
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
4 days ago
and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer
4 days ago
college football has never really been a sport so much as 130 money-laundering operations of varying sizes
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Sam
4 days ago
“is the problem in America that Trump has installed a bunch of incompetent morons to carry out his illegal orders? no, it’s that a democrat criticized that while referencing an old TV show” that’s ken brain for ya
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aya 🍉🔻
6 days ago
PENALTY KILL GOES PERFECT AND YOUR SAN JOSE SHARKS FIGHT OFF THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS 3-2!!!!!!
#TheFutureIsTeal
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EVANDER KANEUHHHHHHHH WHAT HAPPENNNNNEDUHHHHHHHHHH
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Tom Zohar
7 days ago
“And coming down the parade route now, it’s Madame Morrible! Wait— she just flipped around… WICKED WITCH??”
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Asher Elbein
8 days ago
I don't know what — or really, if anything — in Lizza's account is true, because I don't trust him as far as I can throw him. If *any* of it is true, the fact that we are only hearing about it now, after the fact, to drive subscriptions to his paywalled private newsletter, is frankly vile!
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rev. howard arson
8 days ago
the takeaway is that the entire media was so delighted at a lie by a serial fabulist who fucked her way through all of her sources and editors to get where she was that they ignored anything even vaguely revealing a public responsibility
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Ashley Feinberg
8 days ago
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
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Testudo Aubrei
9 days ago
People saying that you shouldn’t implement an anti revenge porn service because it could be misused against sex workers make me want to go full Andrea Dworkin.
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derek guy
9 days ago
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST
10 days ago
I really think these guys underestimate how many Democrats consider Gabby Giffords a living martyr & would happily take a bullet for her family, much less help fight a bogus court case
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Sky Marchini
12 days ago
JFK was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone.
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Vituperative Erb
13 days ago
Hunter S. Thompson was a good writer who was also an insane drug addict and generations of men in their 20s have destroyed their livers writing extremely boring pastiches as the result of incorrectly inferring some causal relationship there
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stop sign scofflaw
13 days ago
After a mass shooting sometimes you'll get people saying we should regulate guns like we do cars. No! We should regulate guns like we *should* regulate cars.
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JD Young
14 days ago
ASKAROV SAYS NO!
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That stick save was a beaut
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Julia Carrie Wong
15 days ago
the nuzzi story is fun and all but at the center of it is the elevation of a man who has dedicated his life to making children catch preventable diseases to a position where he can enact harm at enormous scale
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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty
14 days ago
It annoys me when nominal support for LGBT rights is used instrumentally to push for clout or unrelated goals. But I *really* hate it when it’s treated as basically a cringe bourgeois affectation, whether it be the right, left, or center that’s pulling out that old canard.
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Schnorkles O'Bork
15 days ago
It's not their vaccinated parents. It's the young kids who they're murdering. And they should be charged with it when what we know is coming comes.
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☀️ Starshine
16 days ago
long time chomsky haters vindicated
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Brandy Zadrozny
16 days ago
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
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mtsw
17 days ago
Thinking about how Summers and Epstein both frequently manipulated the media into giving or withholding coverage when they wanted and how the same media mysteriously decided to wage a scorched earth jihad against Harvard's President Claudine Gay. It's a strange coincidence to ponder!
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Miriam Elder
18 days ago
Could argue the misogyny Summers expressed both publicly while president of Harvard and in emails to Epstein says more about the culture at our most elite institutions than any of the frontpage freakouts over academia in the past few years but hey
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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty
17 days ago
If you all want an actual Most Woke Opinion, it’s that romanticizing backwater patriarchs who only have themselves to blame for their ills is a betrayal of every battered housewife, lynched minority, and queer kid cowering in the closet.
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Faine Greenwood
17 days ago
this tawdry Olivia Nuzzi stuff highlights why I’m turning into a small-c conservative with regards to “it is unseemly and shameful for people in positions of power and influence to subject the public to their messy-ass sex nonsense on a constant basis”
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post malone ergo propter malone
18 days ago
just speaking for a small corner of the Tribe here but not super excited about being the apparent fault line in the GOP schism
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Cooper Lund
19 days ago
People want to believe that the GOP’s electoral success in red states is the result of dirty tricks and gerrymandering instead of the sincerely held beliefs of a majority of the population because a mechanical issue is easier to fix than wrestling with how to make people not believe what they do.
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BeijingPalmer
20 days ago
I hope the dead kids haunt her house
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rev. howard arson
20 days ago
the extent to which journalists will circle the wagons around even members of the profession who have serially violated every professional ethical standard possible is astounding
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
20 days ago
capping a week of stories about elite depravity with a story about a journalist who broke basically every possible ethical rule (and was rewarded for it) to elevate an unqualified wealthy failson who is trying to destroy american public health is, well, it's a lot, tbh
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Chris Hayes
22 days ago
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
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howard jarvis hater
26 days ago
BEATING THE PRESIDENTS TROPHY AND STANLEY CUP WINNERS BACK TO BACK NIGHTS OHHHHHH YEAH
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Weedle
28 days ago
Try to imagine the gnawing on furniture rage the media would fly into on behalf of Real America if President Harris took away sweet jet flyovers at football games.
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William B. Fuckley
about 1 month ago
mine eyes? seeing the glory. the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled. the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.
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jamelle
30 days ago
oops here is the gift link
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Opinion | Trump Is an Albatross
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/opinion/trump-mamdani-spanberger-sherrill-democrats.html?unlocked_article_code=1.y08.pAW1._W3AR_EJb_LH&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
30 days ago
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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