all i want for christmas is tyler rogers in northwest green jerry make it happen dawg #mariners

yeah his ass is cooked

PAVOL REGENDA SCORED?????

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shakir mukhamadulin is younger and more beautiful than john klingberg and also doesn't make me text my friends asking them if they'd help me hide a body

so his name is matt ROY and not matt [vague french noises]? fascinating

damn lindgren is on point tonight huh

happy shrockey tonight

I GOT A BURRITO

a fascinating historical display at SJSU’s library about the houses demolished for the construction of 280! the exhibit will be up until around early january, i forget the exact date

i miss nfts. can we bring back nfts. now we're stuck with "chatgpt" and "genai" ruining the world and i wish we were still in the nft era

yuri patera. is this anything

the hour has come. i once again am craving a mission burrito.

will smith hockey welcome to lesbianism

new york times tory arc continues with no consequences

ASKY FOR CALDER

YOUR SAN JOSE SHARKS BEAT THE UTAH MAMMOTH 6-3

YOOOOOOOOUR SAN JOSE SHARKS ARE BACK!!! IN!!! A!!! PLAYOFF SPOT!!!!!!!

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OKAY THAT WAS WAY TOO CLOSE TO COMFORT PLEASE DON'T BLOW THIS

ah god i saw regenda's 84 number and got flashbacks to jan rutta. shudders

I TURNED ON THE GAME AND SMITTY SCORES YOU'RE WELCOME BTW

THE SLEEPOVER LINE!!! IS NOT JUST!!! GOOD POLITICS!!! IT IS!!! GOOD POLICY!!!

VANECEK ON THE ICE

HOLY MOLY TYLER TOFFOLI LEGACY GAME

“I asked if there’s anything he wants the fans to know and he said yes but that it’s a secret that’ll be revealed in a few months” 🏳️‍⚧️?

the regenda agenda has never been more back 💥💥💥

TOFFFFFF

can't believe drew "road work ahead" gooden would be the socialist icon of the month. what a fuckin' world huh www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

is the Death Cab to acquire Cutie or on behalf of Cutie

o/u on how many days it takes for Alan Wong to resign and/or get recalled?

@offsidenewsco.bsky.social i would buy the shit out of a "shut up about macklin celebrini" sticker btw

fuck the vegas golden knights

.....and that's, what, a ten game losing streak against vegas now?

mario nooooooo 😢

EKKY BAAAAAANG

oh my FUCKING god i tabbed out for fifteen minutes to watch the iron bowl WHAT HAPPENED oh hey smitty scored again

a bit late but SMITTY HATES VEGAS BAAAAANG

we may be pulling the trigger today

fun fact! beach life in death is actually about the plight of Foamers

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

BANG

so how many people do we have on the ice??

1.9 seconds on the clock fuck you refs

YOUR ONLY JOB IS TO STAY OUT OF THE BOX