Goddammit stop trying to make me hopeful about Canadian politicians.

You'll never guess what this is in response to.

Carney's 14 words.

when i say the car is adolf hitler i am not exaggerating. the automobile is fascism

I ran 20:49 at a naked 5k in 2011. It's kind of interesting how your penis slaps from side to side which I wasn't really expecting. Participants were probably about 98% guys.

One of the biggest problems with protected bike lanes in North America, is that you're extremely unprotected every hundred metres or so.

This seems like the dumbest possible reason to burn the American flag.

Underappreciated upside of climate change forcing everyone to relocate to polar regions is we'll all get to see cool shit like this.

Cursed profile, welcome block.

Hmm.

Wow

RT if death to America

Here are my top 10 protest dogs! youtu.be/lgOtg-BeV6E

Why didn't they just drive themselves away?

Oh no

President Xi, please annex Canada while the stupid Americans are still in disarray.

There are 30 billion square feet of housing in Canada, as best as can be estimated, a number that is a considerable underestimate because StatsCan does not count a very large amount of housing that it shuffles into other categories. A medium apartment for EVERY PERSON. 3000 sq ft per 4 people.

Hey @seanorr.bsky.social have you seen this bullshit? VPD and ICBC blaming a cyclist for getting hit by a driver because they think he didn't get out of his way enough. Streets aren't safe for people outside or cars! globalnews.ca/video/111871...

Oh no.

One of the biggest things I’ve learned from being involved in safe streets work is that 92% of small business owners are complete fucking idiots

Did the Canadian media pick up on this study? Seems highly relevant given recent events.

ahh yeah here he comes. our little hotshot peanut little PP pierre poliviver. looks like he brought a dîner à emporter, smart

If you hate all the candidates and parties it's totally fine not to vote.

Large languid models.

Alone on an aeroplane Falling asleep against the window pane My blood will thicken I need to wash myself again To hide all the dirt and pain 'Cause I'd be scared That there's nothing underneath And who are my real friends? Have they all got the bends? Am I really sinking this low?

Read the full story: First Nations offer to buy ‘iconic’ Hudson’s Bay store chain for tobacco, blanket

Climate scientist plotting temperature anomalies. Doesn't seem great!

Ontario is the Alberta of Canada

all of central Brooklyn is playing a game of Egg The Cybertruck with this one guy who keeps street parking in the hood

eat shit you fascist fucks!!!! fuck you!!!

Indigenous people urged to get racially profiled at Canadian-owned businesses

We've had at least five years of climate scientists saying "Wow this is happening so much faster than we expected", so it really should not be "mystifying" at this point.

‘After everything this country has done for you, the least you can do is buy Canadian’ First Nations told

The most frustrating impact of trump's tariff war in Canada is going to be this obsequious nationalism, the demand that all criticism of Canada be set aside while we 'defend ourselves' from the empire that has been essential to the profits of the Canadian ruling class for more than a century.

BREAKING: Bored with just war, white people fighting with money now

'How has it come to this?' asks country founded on genocide, slavery

I think every driver should kill themself

Read the full story: Settlers fear other settlers will steal stolen land

"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."

A CEO got killed and a country with a 800 billion dollar military budget got on camera and told you “Violence isn’t the answer”…800 BILLION MILITARY BUDGET.

The continued existence and acceptability of the cruise ship industry is one of those things that convinces me we're absolutely not going to make it.

Trump doing more than the BC NDP in protecting old growth forests.