“Nosotras estamos aquí para preguntar ¿dónde están los desaparecidos?”

Let's make this the best Christmas. Ever. @theonion.com

it would be really cool if the primary mode of transportation in the united states did not routinely kill people prematurely. it would be nice if we did not have to have daily blood sacrifices just to move around the world. just a thought. an idea!

prying open a wrecked minivan and eating all the meat inside

dragging deranged driver out of their insanity cage: You are experiencing a medical rescue

Carbrains always want to impose costs on cities to subsidize car dependent sprawl.

We need a name for fathers, mothers, sisters, brothers, and children we can no longer can see nor hear because of the lawless secret police and their wildcat internment camps. “The Disappeared” has an appropriate sense of dread and moral failure as a label.

Another child sacrificed to maintain driver comfort and ease in america. Every steering wheel is glazed with the blood of the innocents

A ban on cars helps people abandon cars

At this vigil earlier, I actually watched a group of nearby residents come up and question the attendees on the specifics of the crash that killed Allie last night. Were they hit in the bike lane? Did they hit the beg button? Were they wearing all black? Etc. I could not actually believe it.

BAN CARS IN CITIES

With drivers around, nobody is safe

That was exactly my reaction to this exchange. @michaelhobbes.bsky.social is reasonable and correct. But pro-speeding drivers cannot be reasoned with. They cannot be trusted to drive safely, even with a speed limiter. We must replace their chaotic contraptions with bikes, buses, and trains.

I should never serious post about traffic laws, should go back to my original position: every cyclist should be allowed to empty a clip into any car that inconveniences them slightly

It's unavoidable, drivers must face total and complete extermination

Drivers will be exterminated!

I mean this is just horrific stuff

found the guy doing 90 in a 35

The last pan-ideological consensus in America is that basically everyone thinks it should be legal to kill people as long as you use a car.

in America cars have more rights than humans do

my favorite reaction to this was "what if i need to flee an emergency"

Push them onto the street where they belong. We must all do this.

all respect, what should be done about people who rack up speeding infractions and DUIs? i do not want to throw them in prison. i do want to limit their ability to do harm. and there seems to be almost no concern for the fact that speeding or driving under the influence is not a victimless crime.

Not exactly shocked that PEOs see the most important part of their job as helping other drivers. But it's a problem.

People will take parking enforcement into their own hands

Anytime there is a dangerous gap in infrastructure, there is an aggressive driver ready to make things 10x worse. Here I carefully timed it to sprint across the bike lane gap when there's a break in traffic. But this guy ran a red light off the freeway and floors to catch up and tailgate me.

just learned stone tools im going to use them for violence

You can hear Jose scream in excruciating pain as an ICE vehicle runs over his foot while he's being detained. His family says Jose is a good man, with no criminal record, who works in roofing. He needs to be released from detention to receive appropriate medical care.

maybe it looks like armed gangs raiding cities to kidnap brown people and steal all their belongings maybe it’s time to stop sneering at maga agitators that they are insincere and chickenshit about their desire to do violence to others in a civil war— WHEN THEY ARE ALREADY RAPING AND KILLING PEOPLE.

nearly got tboned by a guy running a red light 👍 anyways ban all cars. put all of them into a crushing cube. imprison every driver.

miserable drivers

If we do not exterminate drivers, they will continue to threaten, injure, & kill the rest of us and each other

Dangerous and illegal activity widely permitted under driver-first policies Drivers are a problem to be solved, and the solution is readily apparent. Extermination

Dangerous and illegal activity widely permitted under driver-first policies

I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars

Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/

What I do know is that the state moved much more quickly to implement an emergency repair here than they did to make changes after multiple people were killed while walking on State Route 7 in Pierce County.

Hot take: Fremont Bridge should be closed to cars and open only for bikes and pedestrians. For cars it's mostly redundant with Aurora Bridge and we're never going to build a new bridge (with the required ability to open, especially) for non-cars. As a historic bridge it'll last a lot longer, too.

Must be nice

It says it all

Seasonal big mad disorder

Do you think it’s immoral to drive a truck? Yeah, that’s obviously immoral, why are you asking?

Further Seattle commentary: the only way to end car dependency is to make driving so miserable that walking/biking/PT are more pleasant options regardless of weather and distance. Seattle rivals only SF and NYC on this metric.

this is about as useful as those signs that read 'please don't drink and drive' - as if politely asking drivers ever accomplished anything, safety-wise

self-driving cars to self-killing pedestrians

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🚗🐉 #illustration #BRArt #kidlitart #fantasyart

but that last part did happen. imo it is particularly important to emphasize that the oil majors + big three did, in fact, directly reshape much of public transit in major cities and this included the literal dismemberment of public transit systems. was it the only thing? no did it happen? yes

i forgot to mention that last bit of the ride after the train where it was black as pitch out where the rain really picked up. it was SO SCARY because cars are EVIL but it was otherwise really fun because i got so fucking soaked. the rain was heavy and mean and windy but it was fun i loved it.