Father's Day was always a difficult time for Boris Johnson.

We’re off to Anglesey, I’ve just packed the car. 2 coarse fishing kits 1 sea fishing kit Bottle of whiskey 1 dog bed 2 dog leads Pack of dog food Mrs R keeps telling me we need other stuff, I haven’t a clue what she’s on about …

Speaking of peeling paint.

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

my daily #EpsteinPost Donald J. Trump, Trump and Epstein moved in overlapping New York and Palm Beach social circles, #EpsteinClass. Yes, he ran⁉️

I remain of the view that regulation of social media is better than a ban for young people. But I also pretty much agree with all these proposals.

You walked into the White House Like you were walking onto a yacht Your wig strategically dipped below one eye Your skin it was apricot You had one eye on the TV as You watched yourself on Fox And all the girls dreamed that you'd be impeached, you'd be impeached...

Enough is enough. Elon Musk's latest attempt to whip up violence and disorder in the UK cannot go ignored. The UK Government should immediately remove all it's accounts from X and stop using Musk's platforms. Agree? Sign the petition now: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/uk...

Result of Tory/Labour freeze of personal allowance at £12570 since April 2021. Number of income tax payers: 2021/22, 33m; 2025/26, 39.1m. Basic rate payers: 2021/22, 27.4m; 2025/26, 30.4m Pensioners paying income tax: 2021/22, 6.74m; 2025/26, 8.72m. More poor people paying income tax.

Gotta love the Scots!

Some call it sleeping. I call it rehearsing.

Once again a warning that Farage is a dangerous man to the wellbeing of the UK. He has absolutely no interest in any ordinary human being living in the UK. His only interest is self interest that of profiteering from further privatisation of the UK "Capish" Believe or Vote for him & you'll regret it

20 years later and it happens again! Rob Kenyon. He went to the BBC looking for a job as an MP and ended up being interviewed live as a political expert. 🤪

In 2018, Donald Trump was banned from the city of Sheffield in England. The, then, Lord Mayor declared ‘I Magid Magid, Lord Mayor & First Citizen of this city, hereby declare that not only is Donald J Trump a WASTEMAN, but he is also henceforth banned from the great city of Sheffield!’

You see that, I did that!

Only bollards can deliver this much happiness. #WorldBollardAssociation

If you say "I support Palestine Action", they might put you in jail. If you incite a racist riot, they put you on the news.

Is #Farageriots trending? It bloody well ought to be.

🎼Born paedophile!🎶 (To the tune of Born to be Wild)

I was trying to explain what ChatGPT is to my mom (she thought it was a messaging app) and after my explanation and some thought, she volunteered, “Oh, so it’s the magic mirror in the beginning of Snow White when it only tells the queen what she wants to hear.” Perfect analogy.

Launching my campaign for #Blair Zero, the complete eradication of his fucking loudmouth stupidity.

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

Can I help you plant those tomatoes?

Delighted to announce that today I throw my hat in the ring!

When your pup thinks it would be fun to snatch your glasses from the bedside table …

Please retweet.

Do you like FF historical romance with screaming monsters from beyond the void and erotic hair brushing? Yes? Then I have you covered! books2read.com/thefogofwar 🌈📚 #sapphic #romancelandia #booksky #lesfic (Look at me, doing self-promo like a real human person! 🙄)

Good morning BlueSky, the sky is, indeed, blue and the sun is shining, coffee anyone?

SKY NEWS: UK Terror threat level raised to "severe" ^ All very nice. I wonder what the threat level is in Palestine today? I wonder what the threat level is in Lebanon today? ^ I mean: 150,000+ babies, children, women & men massacred vs Fired up ambulances & an unhinged assault on two men

Too soon?

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When you need to wake up the President, but don’t want it to look too obvious …

Leadershit: when the buck stops with anyone else.

Good pup. That won't be the last public bathroom with his name on it.

"Great news everyone, I'm not on the BBC news about my failure to pay tax."

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Farage's visit to Scotland is one of the rare occasions when the most irritating living thing in the country isn't midges.

Morning all! Tea, coffee, pastries anyone?

Every picture tells a story …

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