I’m genuinely interested in people who alter their political views because it is unusual. Sometimes it involves real discovery and sometimes it reflects that you had no deep underlying principles to start with.

China bad because government controls your phone

This was done at the direction of Pam Bondi. The US government is now dictating what apps you can have on your phone. The underlying threat here is if Apple didn't comply, they'd slap billions in tariffs on Apple products.

Imagine saying this with zero irony.

“we heard tale of expanding the tent”

"once they've achieved their supposed utopia, they'll turn on each other" might be true, but it's cold comfort to everyone who has to die just so the fascist formations can eventually fall apart.

A quick note about money and comedy and power. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

Once again The Free Press wants to inspect your genitals

“Mr. Pope” sounds like a buddy sitcom

"To a man and woman, however, Trump and his reichsministers look like one of three things: octogenarian stroke victims, rejected Archer characters, or a Garbage Pail Kid named “Brain-Worm BOBBY.”

Fuck every tech/agency job that forces you to drag yourself over coals for scraps. This job is essentially slavery with “fast firing”

Amazing take, 11/10 no notes.

Very surprised to see cozying up to fascists working poorly for the ADL

ceo of bluesky: arh har har har the waffles joke i fix dat so real big problem fr 💯 meanwhile on bluesky: people getting banned for defending transgender people from people telling them to kill themselves. nazis showing up and telling black people they’re not people, and defenders are being banned.

Fascism: assigning blame for all the problems caused by capitalism to minorities in order to defend the interests of the capitalist class. Et voila.

Zohran Mamdani calling it a genocide on The View and getting applause.

In a city of world-class artists and production crew hunting for the next gig, Andrew Cuomo made a TV ad the same way he wrote his housing policy: with AI. Then again, maybe a fake Cuomo is better than the real one?

who among us has not hacked up a journalist with a bone saw or hung a college activist from their ankles until death

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

‘My "Not a pedo" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.’

why did he say this

“I’m resigning from my position as Democratic leader and retiring from the Senate.”

(solemnly) You've had mail.

We need a bigger tent, that’s why we must betray and expel the following types of people:

Jared Kushner buying The Sims just to figure out how to behave like a human

Walmart nostalgia is Blockbuster nostalgia, to me. The things you liked about it were pale imitations of concepts they stole from the places they ran out of business. You don't like Walmart, you like the shadows of the things they destroyed

I like it when jkr acts like Watson et al owe her because while her books were popular it was the movies that made her megarich, and those movies did as well as they did because of the child actors (and Rickman). She stands on the shoulders of working children, not vice versa.

You can disagree with how Eric Adams ran the city, but you have to admit he did more to expose Emil Bove’s corruption than any other mayor.

So exhausting..

There are three kinds of libertarians: pedos, shittier republicans, and pedos

JD Vance is going to fuck the WH medbeds, isn’t he

Midde age pro tip - if you only have one trimmer do your nose hairs BEFORE your ear hairs

This is the man that ICE just detained. This isn't about catching criminals, it is about Ethnic cleansing www.iowapublicradio.org/news-from-np...

For reasons to protect National Security and others, we will be imposing a 50% Tariff om delicious Tiny Meatballs and a 100% Tariff on Lingonberry Soda made outside of the USA effective October 1st, 2025. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

What if Curly played Hitler instead of Moe

He’s gonna try to pitch them on Amway apnews.com/article/pent...

CHOTINER: Record shows you didn’t post a Chotiner meme until Thursday? ME: That’s correct. CHOTINER: That seems unusual. Wouldn’t you say you usually jump on all the viral ‘bits?’ ME: I’d say so, but I had lots of work to do yesterday. CHOTINER: So, that work is done now?

Get his ass, Wendy

This is amazing

APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again? CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty? CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived CHOTINER: So you’ve said

Entertainment weekly cooking

Trump will eventually push a bill of attainder through congress and SCOTUS will rule that those are great, actually

Nick Engler is a national treasure

🚨 60% voters say they would replace a lawmaker who backs cuts to medical researchfunding. Medical research is a top issue, and Americans want more investment, not less. 🔗 https://bit.ly/3Kfkq8c #Fight4Hematology #HemeSky

They've lost the 9yos

He has four other dudes get her all worn out and wet before he exerts himself for three minutes

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Meanwhile Charlie Kirk's memorial knocked Grindr offline for a while.