Toad stood on his head for a long time.

This is worse that him waiting on the red carpet in Alaska for Putin like a puppy waiting for is owner to come home.

Deep-Sea Sea Pigs: Scotoplanes, the Echinoderms that Walk the Abyss at 5,000m Depth

Trump: Xi wasn't saying "boo", he was saying "boo-urns"

When you open yourself up and let someone peek underneath that armor but actually you've already just been your goofy as self the whole time

He probably thought it was a menu.

Ha! Take that, chüds. Move to the USA of you want to be American.

Below is the person who coined the term “Sleepy Joe” …

AMERICANS 1776 we are badasses for defying a king AMERICANS 2026: please love us Chuck

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In June, the Trump admin will start auctioning off drilling rights in the Arctic Nat’l Wildlife Refuge of Alaska. The drilling will impacts to caribou population, which many ppl depend on for subsistence. www.knba.org/news/2026-04...

*ahem* Before we get to the formalities... THE PRESIDENT IS A PEDOPHILE. REPEAT: THE PRESIDENT IS A PEDOPHILE

@optimstie.bsky.social Hi old friend. Haven't seen you on my timeline for a while and I thought I'd invoke your name for shits and giggles and old times. Life is too serious right now so I enjoy your sense of humour even more at these times. Peace.

You know what sort of people have to say they are not pedophiles? Pedophiles.

The scariest thing about the assassination attempt is that the Epstein files say Trump brutally raped a 13 year old girl.

The manifesto is a stupid but coherent document. There are no "clues" in it, because the only one of the tens or hundreds of millions of people who hold mostly similar views have not attempted to kill anybody. THAT is the aberration, and why he is by definition representative of nothing.

Haha, they should wrap everything in Saran Wrap when Charlie goes to the USA people.com/king-charles...

Deforestation in the Congo Basin affects rainfall in Ethiopia. There is no “their forest” and “our weather.” It’s all one system. One planet. #CongoBasin #OnePlanet

And out of that Hasidic tradition comes the philosopher Martin Buber, who warns very early on that if Jews ever have total dominion over an Arab population, the soul of the Jewish people will be at profound risk and advocate instead for a shared life with Arabs in a land that is shared.

“….It’s amazing Your Excellency. Every time your ass is in a sling, someone tries to assassinate you. For sure you’ll get your ballroom now. How can you safely play golf on a wide open unobstructed sharp shooter’s course without a White House ballroom?”

Your 'moment of doom' for Apr. 16, 2026 ~ a hard wind "... we now need a 'Category 6' rating for hurricanes with winds of 193 mph (311 km/h) or greater, because global warming is expected to cause significant increases in maximum potential intensity." yaleclimateconnections.org/2026/04/glob...

If you were on a small plane and the pilot died suddenly do you think you could land it?

Boris Putin & Natasha Trumpstein. 🙃

"If I stomp on this flaming bag it will finally go away."

Yes, human use is not the only use - and all uses are interdependent.

Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?

Trump insider opened a $51,000,000 oil short position hours BEFORE Trump's ceasefire announcement with Iran. $170M profit. A perfect streak. 16 times in a row. One guy placing a $51M bet that oil prices will collapse — hours b4 POTUS calls for ceasefire Not once. 16 X times. 0 losses. Hmm 🤔

😂😂😂 Go Greenland 👍

A new generation of artists is treating the internet itself as source material. Raised inside the infinite scroll, they’re making music that reflects how culture actually moves now — fast, fragmented, and always in conversation with itself. Read: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

This describes a suspected collection method -- one that was EXCEEDINGLY sensitive -- when I pointed to it in 2018.

Night sky on Mars

Afroman does not need to be an undeniably good person for people to embrace the outcome of the case: a measure of accountability for institutional wrongdoing.

1/1000 of the approximately 5gigatonnes of CO2 the USA released in 2024. This adds up. And war & USA undermining of cooperation & international institutions & Trump’s bonkers climate denialism also adds up. Anthropogenic global heating right now is an in-progress human extinction event.

Mueller wasn't a rapist and he didn't commit illegal acts of war, use the military to commit terrorism, incite insurrection, enable our enemies despite their acts of war against us, and didn't kill innocent people. That was all convicted felon Donald Trump.

Huh, the new Trump coin is kind of unconventional. I'm sure there's as much thought behind it as there was behind the Iran War.

I knew that the Department of War shot a missile into a school & killed 175 civilians, mostly children. This is learned today: Secretary of War Hegseth had cut the teams assigned to prevent such tragedies by 90%. www.npr.org/2026/03/11/n...

Everyone has to wear the same size giant shoes. This is hilarious.

We have to wear big Trump shoes because that's what he wants.

Another statue of Trump and Epstein appeared at the National Mall. This one is in the style of Jack and Rose from the Titanic movie.

If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.

We loaded Pacific Institute data on water conflict onto our Water Security map, so you can explore incidents of water-related violence around the world: share.google/81jYfWd7n1zu...

Markwuss

I don’t know, big hair to fill.

So the fact that we bombed a girls elementary school, while likely using AI for targeting, is going to be a major headline story dominating American news coverage when exactly?

The Glorious Leader

There has never been an official, comprehensive record of Black-owned bookstores across the United States — until now

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone] Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

Dorchester has entered the chat. [93 overpass as seen by my sister from the Savin Hill T stop]

Fucking clown shoes

Jeez, look at this five year google trends map of searches for the word "pedophile" This Epstein thing isn't going away anytime soon, no matter how much Trump tries to distract. Line goes up.