mfw my girlfriends dick looks like, smells, feels, tastes the same as my best friend who mysteriously went missing a month before we got together

Significant, but not decades long age gap boyfriend be like “I’m old enough to be your significantly older brother who was born from a teen pregnancy, forcing our parents to get married, while you are the child they actually wanted when they were ready”

90 year old age regressing to 70

the journey to one dollar,m? well, it starts with two dollar.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

"Your mother was obviously a doll model."

Reading a D&D thinkpiece and slowly realising the author genuinely believes The Lord of the Rings was the sole popular media inspiration for D&D, and literally everything that can't be ascribed to that source is an original invention of Gary Gygax really shouldn't be a frequent experience, and yet.

let’s build some socialism

yes that is my cpc mao pin under my pronouns

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

this jevil bores me. bringeth me out the pomni

Iran is performing medical miracles. Praise Allah

Janet Mills says she wouldn't have voted for the resolutions in the Senate to restrict arms sales to Israel— and her reason is that the resolutions would've blocked Iron Dome interceptors. The two resolutions had nothing to do with Iron Dome interceptors and were about bulldozers and 1000lbs bombs.

I fiercely defend people with African-American or African names because don’t play. If you can read above a 5th grade level, you can sound it out. 9x/10 it’s a phonetically pronounced name anyway! Just say you’re too racist to respect their name and go

nonbinary character: i don't have a sex their roommate [gender: knight]: don't worry, my liege ... i haven't had sex in years

"Workers of the world, unite"

ME: I WILL KILL YOU BLUESKY STAFF: that's another strike on your account MY FOLLOWERS: is this another of those stupid horny posts

Xbox is having a day

pharmacists are fujoshi. "pharmacist" is an oppressive class, like evangelical people or Sicilian people.

i never even considered gay faglie could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

i saw a tiktok about how doomscrolling in childhood is a sign of having no hoes and i can't stop thinking about it

youtu.be/vUilucRyHdY Lightlark 3.5, aka the novellas ORO and GRIM, are.... Woof, rough. Here's my 3.5 hour in depth review! Text version is up on my blog. A "novella with some prequel and some retelling" ought to be simple. Yet. This makes the men repulsive and BOY does it hate women (xcept Isla)

I put anti merch in my bio idk I'm sick of being followed by plastic shills. I don't like you I don't like fanart and I don't like copyright law

Flashing Lights Warning Underscores and Jane Remover play Dancing With Your Eyes Closed at Hollywood Forever pop up in LA. Ninajirachi pictured in background.

"these klansfems think they're the most oppressed people on earth, now they're saying that living in the imperial core is a privilege"

u must accept your luchador son

Somebody called me a “reply guy” and I don’t think that’s true. I make original posts, it’s just nobody cares about them.

I think any successful socialist economy needs a mixture of both SOEs and workers cooperatives. At the very least, during the early stages of experimentation, it needs to at least try both.

I’m like if Jane Remover as ugly and didn’t make music and was bad at posting and had no friends

Israel has time and time again rejected every attempt at peace, and flagrantly violated every treaty and ceasefire. The only way to restrain them is to dissolve the entire illegal country.

would you detransition if it helped an old man see his daugher 🥺

my first reflex in many situations is to completely lose a theory of mind and then i have to build it up again from first principles. like ok this is a person

My city needs to install an abandoned quarry

I do not think that “anything” can be addictive. That’s stupid.

If Jesus never had it with a freak bitch, who tf was Mary Magdalene?

homophobic pre-op trans woman who gets off on “tricking” gay men into having sex with her, a woman

bro fuck the military, and fuck the way people talk about addicts as subhuman. I’d rather have a former addict as my president than somebody who talks about them like this, idc.

I’m sorry for misjudging you trump, please accept my apologies 🙏

wasn’t killdozer guy literally just a terrorist?

The birds at my bird feeder are weak on crime

I have mixed thoughts on AI. on the one hand I think it’s sad people are losing their jobs, and the effects on the economy are scaring me, but also I feel like a lot of people are using the AI panic to try and push pro-IP propaganda. It isn’t stealing for AI models to be trained on your work.

bang

I am generally anti-Russian invasion, and like, generally pro-Ukraine, but unfortunately 90% of people who are “pro-Ukraine” are literally the worst people ever.

new ryl0 single is peak, as always. LASER VISION WITH PRECISION IVE BEEN PATIENT I CAN SEE EVERYTHING CLEAR!!!!!!!!! open.spotify.com/track/2aAcT2...

My spring thus far