maybe going for a depression walk when it’s 95 degrees outside will heal me

It's Friday night baby

i’m in her dm’s like: sam has unsent a message

This is genuinely the news every day

[tosses Scully folder] you ever hear of The Grinch

I read the plot to that movie you like on Wikipedia and it seems stupid

surely it will please my haters to know that my life has become immeasurably worse

on most july 4ths i'm more of a "we know america is evil just eat the fucking hot dog" kind if person but idk if i got it in me this year

A little bubble balloon dog for you following rappenem's bubble sprite tutorial, but I definitely have a lot to learn about lighting and reflections. #pixelart #pixel_dailies #pixelartist

“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do” Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.

His greed sickens me

my current bg3 playthrough started getting kinda freaky

telling the doctor not to hit me with the knee reflex thing because i'm at 1 HP

soy El Chapo Roan

if i had a billion dollars and worldwide influence i would simply not debut my new character "Transphobic Lil Dicky" live on Joe Rogan's DMT Telethon

he/they of the day - the Great Deku Tree from Zelda

ain’t no way this guy’s name is Luigi Mansion

logging on

Found this random screencap of Big Bird looking like he's about to address the allegations.

we’re reaching the “doctors recommend camel cigarettes” era of twitter ads

You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.

how it feels to join this app with nothing to my name