Ugly game by the Jays - looked like April's Jays. Comically bad baserunning and shotty defending. Varsho should have caught that ball, Ernie could have taken an easy out at 2nd...all kinds of sloppy stuff. Poor pitch challenges again. Offense weak. Get it going, #bluejays

You think they're ever gonna admit the Epstein shit? These wockaflockas won't even admit he hired the wrong pool boy.

Trump actually thinks asylum seekers are people from “insane asylums”—and he’s enabled by people in the administration and the media who do not correct him.

Vladdy is maybe the ~least~ clutch hitter (of his calibre) that I can remember on the Jays. It literally feels deflating when the guy in front of him don't come through, and he comes up. You can tell the crowd enthusiasm is not really into it. It's mental. He needs to change his mindset. #Bluejays

lollllll -- Ossoff proposes a motion that would ban senators from trading stocks and crypto, prompting Sen. Lummis (who loves crypto) to immediately object

More people have been arrested for the deranged president's conspiracy theories around the algae in the reflecting pool than have been put behind bars for the Epstein crimes and the architects of the 2008 Financial Collapse combined.

She was whipped by men whose religion, which was created by other men, doesn't think men have the self-control not to be tempted to assault her if they simply see her hair. Seems that the wrong people are being whipped.

41 year old Max Scherzer to the IL, again. Hey Max: #bluejays

Can you imagine a world in which Donald Trump basically puts Jeffrey Epstein in prison by revealing his entire pedophilia ring? Does Donald Trump seem like the guy that would do that? Epstein's best friend for 10 years. A guy Epstein has, no doubt, miles of video to blackmail him with.

Rob Schneider’s Accountant: You can’t do it

This is batshit insane. It’s not “success,” it’s corruption. And it’s a national security issue.

Davis Schneider just tied Vladdy in team home runs, despite like 75 at bats and a .145 batting average. The comparisons just keep getting more crazy. No idea what's happened to Vladdy this year, he's got the baseball yips. #bluejays

It will be interesting to put the Obama deal and the Trump deal side by side. They essentially tore up the Obama deal because they felt it was s bad. So...the Trump deal must be waaaaaaaaay better, right? #maga #usa

Good grief. Dietrich Bonhoeffer was the anti-Nazi theologian executed after the failed July 20 plot to assassinate Hitler. Do Republicans think he was the bad guy in the story?

Though I had a song by Oliver Tree in my playlists, I knew nothing about who he was. Seeing all the videos and clips coming up now after his death, it appears that we lost a really interesting and creative person. #rip #olivertree

Imagine having an absurd amount of money- let's say a trillion dollars. And you desperately want to be loved and admired by everybody. And you can't figure out how to make that work. No ideas to become a hero with that money. You just keep hanging out with the assholes saying horrible shit. Unreal

On the White House lawn, a guy says that racist shit about a former first lady. I just hate how it's seemingly very popular to be terrible now. It's like Andrew Dice Clay from the '80s, everywhere. And we all just move ahead like this is a good atmosphere to live in. #fuckmaga #fuckGOP #USA

Thankful the Blue Jays are getting their pitchers back, because I feel like the clock may have struck midnight for Corbin. #bluejays

Knicks in four if not for DJT

This is a massive societal failure. It’s capitalism gone malignant.

we have solar. i just looked, my bill this month is on track to be about $8. i live in virginia and this includes charging an EV.

Yesavage's control has been a big issue this year. Crazy that he came in last year and just carved teams up. Maybe they just swung at too many pitches that would have been balls last year? League has adjusted? Either way, it's an issue. #Bluejays

Reuters: US JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO REINSTALL SIGNS, EXHIBITS IT REMOVED FROM NATIONAL PARKS DISCUSSING TOPICS LIKE SLAVERY, CLIMATE CHANGE

Loving the Noah Kahan setlist from the first night of the new tour. Very similar to my Favs list. I'd love to see Growing Sideways, 23 and Staying Still in there, but still a solid combo of his best albums. #noahkahan #orlando #TorontoPlease

There is an international attempt to incite racist pogroms, or carry them out with government powers

Remember Ron DeSantis? Man that guy feels like 20 years ago

I remember growing up thinking that big consequential war decisions were generally in need of deep review and approval from Congress Etc. But I guess we just let the madman decide what to do

MAGA people are the most unsatisfied, miserable people in the world and their entire movement is based on making happy people share in their pain

There isn’t a single decent person in Trump’s administration. Every one of them is a sycophantic lying grifter. All of them! It’s a crime family, not a government.

"The president is not well. He has tremendous difficulty staying awake on the job. He has repeatedly fallen asleep at Cabinet meetings, at White House events, at a Memorial Day ceremony, and most recently at a very loud NBA game last night."

Good battle by the Jays tonight on offense and pitching. Right on the edge of a big comeback win. #bluejays #SOMEONEHELPVLADDY

The NBA Finals have been pretty great so far, and have given fans basically everything they could have hoped for, with one exception—the chance to think more about President Donald Trump. That ends now.

PELLEY: “Paying the bribe to Trump broke our hearts, but they did it to get the sale through.” GARCIA-NAVARRO: “Paramount denied those two things were linked.” PELLEY: *laughs*

A karaoke bar but for acting. You and your friends get up on stage to perform movie scenes for strangers. Actually this might be the worst idea I've ever had. I'm putting myself under arrest.

Is there NOBODY the Jays can bring in to help get Vladdy hitting for power? Valenzuela now has 6, twice what Vladdy has. On a HR per PA rate, Vladdy is in the bottom 10% among regular players in the league. Tme to pump the breaks about how great a hitter he is, until he proves it again. #Bluejays

Tesla is literally just scattering these likely hand-made prototypes around various US cities to make it seem like their "robotaxi" plans are more serious than 20 cars in Austin that have crashed more than 15 times in the last year

Trey Yesavage looks too nervous and rattled on the mound when he's not pitching well. He needs to show more confident poise and just keep pitching through it. The opposition feeds off of it if the starting pitcher is getting all worked up. #bluejays #mlb

Ernie Clements batting (and its success) is hilarious. #bluejays

Good job, thanks Claude. Fwd this to Dario for me would ya

The first half of this exchange is flabbergasting. It's over a minute of him denying he's the acting IRS commissioner before admitting that he handles all the duties of the IRS commissioner because there is none (either acting or confirmed).

Vladdy Jr, according to the Jays talking heads: -Has an incredible eye at the plate -is at his best when he uses the whole field -is at his best when he pulls it with power -puts on a show during batting practice He sounds unstoppable. How do we unlock that? 3 homeruns is ridiculous. #bluejays

Speaking of the Habs, My biggest complaint with St Louis as coach this season was not using Gallagher more in the playoffs - ESPECIALLY when it was obvious they were out of gas against Carolina. It lacked class, and common sense. Gallagher has been a warrior for this team. #habs #nhl

I really don’t love the idea of linking these to weapon systems

It remains baffling to me that we have a clear constitutional requirement that the president can't enrich himself on the job, something we had no problem enforcing strictly for hundreds of years, and then this sweaty conman came by and the nation just sorta shrugged it off.

You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."

While it was obvious Montreal were tired and likely battling a lot of injuries after two 7 gamers, they still should have been able to put up more of a fight in the past 4 games. They were lethargic, and didn't seem to be able to change it up. A lot to take away from this run. #HABS

1/ Cuba is out of fuel, strangled by the US fuel chokehold. People are dying, systems are breaking down. This is collective punishment against a people who have done absolutely nothing except live their lives under hard conditions imposed by the US blockade for decades.

It is likely the Habs season comes to an end tonight, but holy shit, the progress they made and the future they have is incredible. 3 rounds deep, and the areas of needed improvement have been made much clearer. Things are fun in Montreal. #Habs #NHL

Honestly, this is good because it removes any plausible deniability about the type of people Trump put in charge of his domestic paramilitary operations