for millennials this is like the seventh fundamental betrayal Labour has landed on us and the first we're meant to help their bigotry on: fuck them. fuck this shit party that thinks it can get away with anything that people WHO DID NOT VOTE FOR THEM want. fuck them. I am fucking incandescant

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I’ve just paid £2.30 for a pint of lime and soda (midlands, free house). It’s been a few years since I last bought one but I swear they used to be about 50p‽ is this the going rate now‽

Mr Blobby is a pokemon

Week away in Cornwall and used the powerchair in anger for the first time - really impressed with it, and very very glad I took the leap and accepted I needed it. Definitely need to invest in a cup holder of some sort - although unlike manual chairs, there aren’t many places to attach it to!

I speak to a lot of people about JK Rowling - many once close friends with her. I was once friends with her. And they all say she is now very changed. To pretend she is not radicalised, to give succour to her views on trans people, is an astonishing thing for Kezia, as Chair of Stonewall, to do.

The horrid horrid PinkNews, after going reporter-free, publishes Wes Streeting’s opinion, which denies the existence of trans kids in the first line.

A week or so ago I asked what the point of following Pink News on here was. Nobody had an answer. Today, I'm asking again...

Um, @raccoingame.bsky.social I don’t know what I did… but I seem to have a perpetual loop of infinite coins… It’s been going over an hour already…

tapping the sign again

An unexpected benefit of London's cycle lanes...our would-be Dalek overlords are able to take an afternoon stroll with their human minders, unimpeded

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life. I'm serious, read it all please

Trip to the garden centre with H. We went to my favourite one with the cats. Was not disappointed. The grey fluffy one came and sat on my lap for a while demanding head strokes

Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez on Iran: it is essential to remember that one can be against a hateful regime, as is the case with the Iranian regime, as is the whole of Spanish society, and at the same time be against an unjustified, dangerous military intervention outside of international law

Who’s ready for labours U-Turn of the year?

Up early in a Saturday to drive H to a church hall to queue. For potatoes. Seed potatoes. (For non brits, this is an annual affair in the UK - we’re given a ration of potatoes to last us the next 12 months and we have to register annually)

The figures here also show that 7% of all child suicides were trans children. That compares with trans children making up only 1% of the population. Trans kids are seven times as likely to die by suicide as cis kids and all this government can do is make things worse and cover these figures up.

recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.

Well, the @coffeestain.com #Satisfactory Kickstarter/merch finally arrived! Built in the space of about 1.5 hours (the instructions were okay… but a little unclear at times. RC works great - and it drives/handles just like the game - utterly terribly!

With the Magic Mouse being the exception, every single mouse I’ve ever owned has needed to be replaced because the scroll wheel click function stops working eventually, as I open ALL links with a middle click to open the link in a new tab. Is this a very niche only me problem?

This is going to be an enormous mental health crisis in a decades time. (More so than now)

Is anyone else finding it terrifying how normal it is now to scroll from a cat video to graphic footage of war crimes, onto an advert for hello fresh, then onto graphic footage from multiple angles of someone being executed by ICE, and then onto a video tutorial for making pasta.

I just discovered that this bird - the Gloster Canary - exits and it has changed me.

Retrofitted an old IKEA FOXA screwdriver with a USB C port (rather than a barrel jack). Really like these tiny PD trigger boards - great for upgrading barrel jacks as they’re smaller than the old connector, and good for replacing micro USB ports too. Obviously gets an @ifixit.com sticker now!

Just reflexively oppositional, YOU NEGOTIATED THIS DEAL! If you'd not held the election when you did, Rishi would have signed it. YOU WERE IN THE FOREIGN OFFICE AT THE TIME.

Domino’s have got rid of their classic tracker, and instead you now they have beheaded Baymax

Who knew buying printer toner would be such a PITA? Attempt 1: Amazon (Market place seller, although did not know this at the time). Price £65 Arrives, and upon checking via the Brother website, turns out to be counterfeit. Amazon won’t accept a return as it was still marked as “in transit”.

Huge craving for cardamom laced cinnamon rolls.

Timeline cleansing

Snow! 5/10 constant thick flakes and about 1.5cm #uksnow

Time to give @wombat37.bsky.social his final send off. Very grateful for modern technology allowing me to attend the funeral via a live stream. Cry laughing at the music choice for everyone entering the ceremony.

So, the US have seized a ship in international waters. I appreciate at this point international law isn’t exactly the USA’s top priority, but isn’t this technically piracy‽

you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist good morning

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‘I’m not going to tell them I’m a police officer’ says the woman who looks more like a police officer than any other person in the entire world #Traitors

[Spoiler Free] Watched the Stranger Things finale. I felt it was a very well crafted wrap up of the show, which will undoubtedly be panned because people have stupid expectations/were grumpy it didn't pan out how they thought. Was it perfect? No. Was it satisfying? Yes.

Holiday Inn Media City, Manchester. Queued behind John Humphries in the breakfast queue. He likes sausages.

Typical tech bros, they could have saved so much time, money, precious metals and energy if they'd just asked a passer by to kick them in the nuts instead.

Visible morning stability score this morning was 1/5. Turns out cooking/serving Christmas dinner, cooking/serving bubble and squeak yesterday, and doing that with the lurgy = massively blowing your pace points budget.

@wombat37.bsky.social I just want you to know I’m thinking of you, and remind you how loved you are.

@wombat37.bsky.social hope you’re having as good a day as one can hope. You’re in my thoughts!

In essence: juries are important for what decisions they prevent others from making.

Fixed up the cuff of a beloved hoodie using a knockoff speed darner from AliExpress. Very much would like a speeddarner from Ministry of Mending now! Unpicked the seam to repair hole with a patch, and then used blanket stitch around the cuff to reinforce some ropey bits then resewed the hem.

Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.

@wombat37.bsky.social what’s for brekkie?