Hurrah it is Wednesday and the sun is shining and the weasels are dancing. ELO and Mr Blue Sky today. Dance like a weasel, you know you want to! #weaselwednesday

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Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you: Sarah-Jane (definitely with a hyphen) Mum loved it, Dad said it sounded too girly and pretentious. It might not have been too bad to have the same name as a badass Dr Who companion.

This really is excellent. In my head it's a sound montage of all the voices, flowing together to form a narrative.

turns out I do Not know how to phrase prompts, due to never using genAI, and long story short I'm now weeping with laughter

La ratatouille c'est déjà beau mais alors les madeleines 👌

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AI intends to kill us all

What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

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If you know anyone who's thinking of voting for Reform for whatever reason, show them this.

La Chandeleur, but Dutch. #poffertjes

Life rules:

Pedro Sanchez showing how it’s done. Note that the previous mass regularisation was estimated to produce additional tax take of €4,000 euros per person per year. They were able to take legal jobs with higher salaries and pay into the system www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

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Hey babe, take a Björk on the wild side Said, Hey honey, take a Björk on the wild side

Happy birthday to us! Finally received OH's very substantial tax refund cheque from HMRC we've been chasing since 2024. No interest or compensation for the 18 month delay, of course. Now we just have to work out how to get it to our UK bank as it's too big to deposit online. Le sigh.

Hurrah it is Wednesday and the weasels are dancing. Today a little bit of nutty boys Madness and Nightboat to Cairo which I also love to dance to. Dance like a weasel you know you want to! #weaselwednesday

I've always loved Pingu and this makes me love it even more. This guy is fantastic.

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outstanding sticker resistance

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When you've absolutely nailed right legs, but you haven't done the class on left legs or heads yet 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums James Daugherty's "Back of a Nude", 1916, from Whitney Museum of American Art 😁

Well I'm glad that #totp has been postponed because I've been having a fine time singing songs at the folk night in a local-ish restaurant. Sea shanties and wild mountain thyme tonight.

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True, but probably a tenth of that audience is just people watching Tom Holland's Umbrella Lip Sync Battle over and over again...

No. Use only water. Milk can cause eye infections and being covered in sour milk marks you out at a road block as a participant.

“Awwooooo!” “Awwooooooo” “Come one in you two that’s enough playing for today, it’s dinner time”

But Americans are afraid to visit ???????

It is so strange that crime doesn’t occur where people don’t live.

Is Agadoo really the best of 1983? I think not. #totp

Forgot to open the shutters in the bedroom yesterday after storm #Goretti. It was pitch black, so I didn't wake up until really late! My body clock is feeling a bit discombobulated as a result.

Bonus Jarvis Cocker. A very welcome interlude among all the tragic dross. #totp

What kind of pointless cover is this just to add a synth drum track to it? Bad Girls - more like just....bad. #totp

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If there's a problem, guns will solve it Act like a crook, DJT will absolve it ICE ICE baby

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

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Winter Garden French artist Géraldine Theurot

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hello, I'm HELLP syndrome caused by your unborn baby playing havoc with your liver and blood pressure.

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If I could repost this so that the entirety of Bluesky saw it, I would.

I used to speak to the uncle of Noel and Liam Gallagher every week when I worked at the French Trade Commission - he ran a wholesale fruit business and he would give me details on apple prices. He was very proud of his nephews.

Call it “mutual” and suddenly people get it.