Cheese toasties with peanut sauce? Yes.

What’s the last car you stopped to take a photo of?

Eat the fucking rich and burn the all the cunts in power in a vat of oil. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I have a Samsung S22 phone case with this on and it's great. I have two in fact, a soft case and hard case.

Found while looking for something else. I used to have it on a T-shirt and thought I was really clever.

Nudge... Say no more. #BskyBeer

Not my cup of tea, but then again, it isn't tea is it. #BskyBeer

Maybe Trump should try tai chi walking? Might chill him out a bit.

For those who need it: here's some distraction for today's political news.

I hope 2027 will be better.

Snö!

I must now cleanse my mind of the nightmarish horrors of reality by watching silly froggies who have trouble eating their numnums

Just a reminder that the beautiful “The Red Balloon” 🎈 is still available to watch in its entirety (30 minutes) on YouTube youtu.be/iU9cxSb6bXo?...

At 5.15pm GMT today, the Earth will be at perihelion, the closest point to the Sun in our annual round. This should be the start of the year. Happy new orbit, everyone!

Will and I have started on this. It's... interesting.

Nearly a full moon.

Freshly grated strong Cheddar is the only grated cheese that is acceptable.

My shop is open… just sayin’ Buy something and the cat gets Dreamies… craftysharp.etsy.com

Don't forget Delightful Derek.

Bugger it.

Yay.

Bit harsh.

Gerardmer le bout du lac à #Gérardmer (#Vosges) Suite 👉 https://cartorum.fr/carte-postale/295171/gerardmer-gerardmer-le-bout-du-lac

that’s one long mermaid

My new year's resolution is to write a 1 star review for every company that keeps pestering me to leave a review with the title "this company keeps spamming me to leave a review "

Hôtel de ville à #Calais (#PasDeCalais) En 1885, la fusion de Calais avec Saint-Pierre-de-Calais entraîne la construction d'un nou... Suite 👉 https://monumentum.fr/monument-historique/pa62000055/calais-hotel-de-ville

2026 is the year of the what? (🐎)

What she said. X

Bollocks. @petitdictionnaire.bsky.social was going to make gado-gado for our soirée at a friend's house tonight but the shop didn't have all the ingredients. I've suggested flammekueche and because I suggested it I now have to make it. It's an easy thing to make so of course I'm stressing about it.

I've waited 3 years to make this post

And have you seen their online gift shop? Look at their plushies 😍

Pindasaus and mayo.

There Will Be Blood (2026) teaser trailer.

The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel. Never has a kazoo been used so well.

Playing music on that there YouTube and getting an ad between every track. Bit of a pain but allows me to go to the bar (kitchen) and get a drink, Cava and crème de cassis tonight. Just see an ad for knives and tools dot fr and I've already bookmarked the site. That one was meant for me.

So I said to the cashier on the checkout, “Can you do this any cheaper, it’s got todays date on it?” He replied, “Listen lady, do you want the newspaper or not?”

Dinner was well prepped by 15h. Went out for a pint and then home to cook without pressure. Washed up as I cooked. #Keeper.

Question for all you creative peeps: Ten needs to make a home-made gift for the secret Santa with the Scouts in January (yes, I know Christmas is already over!). He wants to make something wolf-themed and we were thinking of a cross-stitching a wolf or sewing a wolf-shaped key ring? Any ideas how?

Poll: Should France honour Brigitte Bardot with a service at Les Invalides? You know what to do.

I got an OBE one year. Couldn't play the thing. Not even sure how you spell it.

Carsie Blanton, everybody. 👑

Sunday walk.

No.

There are two wolves inside of me. Also chocolate, cheese, crackers, oysters etc... I've eaten so much I've forgotten what I've had.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

I'm reposting these to see which one you all liked the most. This was the first one, when I decided to do this stupid calendar.

My daughter recently split up with her boyfriend. She told me he responded with a number of insults, the last of which (and presumably his killer insult) was: "AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL LEFTY WEIRDOS TOO!"