Clearing up those "had a stroke" rumors with some impeccable StrokePosting™. Masterful gambit sir!

If you think Trump can’t misuse the nuclear codes because "people would stop him" well those same people just watched him bulldoze a wing of the White House.

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

I’m excited to hear more accurate estimates that will come out over the next few days, but initial estimates, per local news*, indicate 25,000-30,000 people attended the Denver No Kings protest, and 12,000-15,000 people attended the Colorado Springs protest (in bright red El Paso County!). Way […]

“There’s a baby!” Guns drawn. Windows smashed. With a 1 month old in the car. (They did this as he was coming home from an immigration court appointment— which is illegal in Colorado: coloradosun.com/2025/10/01/i...)

And yet every time I bring it up, there are Americans in the comments aggressively asserting that they will never help with an effort like this, because bullshit reasons.

That meeting could’ve been a leaked signal chat

Did Pete Hegseth seriously summon all the top military brass just to say “no fatties?” We are living in the Biff timeline

Can't we just get healthcare

In hindsight, I wish there was this level of outrage for PBS rather than Jimmy Kimmel, but whatever works.

Must be a tough time for Disney adults right now

Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us. We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again. That's the revolution.

But Bill Maher still has a job🙄

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epstein’s birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.

Idk, seems like fascism if you can get arrested for directly quoting a public figure

Okay let’s get back to that birthday book

why is every single epstein letter like “Dear Jeffrey Epstein, You are a pedophile, and i admire how pedophilic you are. With love, Your Bestest Friend”

Looking ahead: How do we get the the Vice President to start a relationship with ChatGPT

If I had kids, I would have a much harder time explaining why Snoop became a bootlicking homophobe than explaining why 2 lesbians have a baby.

James Dobson is a good reminder that shitty people eventually die.

I'm sad about James Dobson. He had no right making it to 89.

When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.

It’s so weird to hear commercials say things like “liberate yourself with a new sofa” while we spiral into a totalitarian hellscape.

#coloradosprings showed up today for #nokings

Ready for tomorrow #nokings

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

I’m not a religious person at all, but this seems to tick all the boxes of an Antichrist…

As long as we’re deporting people with tattoos.

My dogs if they were pasta: Tumble is linguini, Zuzu is penne. Obviously

Hey, RFK- you’re thinking of billionaires. They’re the ones that don’t pay taxes. Fuck you.

RFK Jr. is very loud and very WRONG about Autism. 1. It’s not a disease 2. There are thousands of people with Autism Spectrum Disorder who pay taxes, have jobs, can use the bathroom on their own, and are thriving in life.

When American citizens have to worry about returning to their own country from travel abroad, you ain’t living in a free republic.

If Jeff Bezos can send Katy Perry into space, he can pay a wealth tax so every American has debt-free healthcare.

Between the stock market crash and the season finale of White Lotus, this weekend has proved that men really need to go to therapy.

“The American dream can not be built on stolen land” #handsoff Colorado Springs

it's like the U.S. is throwing a giant measles party

Waiting for the first headline to use the pun “tariffying.”

These tariffs are really gonna affect guillotine costs. Start saving up now.

I know we’ve been relying too heavily on norms to safeguard our democracy, but I sincerely did not think we needed a law that was like: “The president can’t crash the economy deliberately because he doesn’t understand how anything works.”

Florida & Wisconsin, I hope you understand the assignment today! The entire Country, no World, is watching you. Please show up in record numbers and support candidates who will support the constitution & not the con!

No thanks, April Fools' Day. I can tell upsetting lies to my friends and family all year round.

Ahem

All this because of two gross white dudes’ daddy issues

I’m great at boycotting businesses because I love to hold a grudge.

He’s literally Mr. Burns

Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back. This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008. Also bigger than the 2024 DNC. And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).