Happy birthday to the one and only @heyhayley.bsky.social! My fandom gateway drug, spouse, muse, enabler and cheerleader. What a gift you are bab! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Putting some things from Our Con Means Death 2023 in my scrapbook and in case you're wondering what happens at fan conventions. We handwrite fic and handwrite kudos/comments, like @trixntreats.bsky.social did I also still have ficlets from the Writing Games workshop 😂

Inspired by @hideplueshi.bsky.social: I'll run a giveaway in August for a small embroidery commission! To be drawn August 31st @ 5pm BST. To enter, donate $10 to a crew member in need during the month of August & upload a screenshot (details on additional entries at link) tinyurl.com/573zsyux

Is anyone driving from Newcastle to Edinburgh tomorrow? 😭😭

I’ve just finished a Sunday roast and large glass of wine so this feels very on point!

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 I mean, it’s fine I guess… whatever I’m very chill about this!

Fun lil game is seeing a skeet and trying to guess “U.S or U.K”

me: we have to let David do something fresh and original with Booster Gold, he needs to go wherever the story takes him, we shouldn't think of this as some ofmd superhero AU, we can't hold pirate daddy down also me:

🚨 HOLY SHIT @railingcaptain.bsky.social and the Pacey Witter appreciation squad…. THIS NOT A DRILL, THEIR CHEMISTRY IS COMING BACK 🚨 deadline.com/2025/07/kati...

THAT'S MY BESTIE, MY OOMFIE, MY LOVER, MY WIFE, MY SOUL, MY NECK, MY BACK, MY PUS

How am I meant to *not* froth at the mouth at the prospect of seeing this beautiful, camp bitch prowl around a stage whinging about his boyfriend being mean to him in interviews through the medium of power ballads?! Rockstar Lestat I am SO READY FOR YOU 🔥🩸😂

Jeffery! Fettering!

Unsurprisingly as Andrew DeYoung directed some of the best OFMD episodes, Friendship is a potent mix of laugh out loud moments, existential dread & insightful exploration into masculinity & how men are really not ok… all that in a tight 97 mins whilst ft Paul Rudd’s exceptional tache. Go see it!

Thank you for all the birthday joy across the weekend crew. I feel very loved and very lucky! Can we please take a final moment for what my sister decided to get me as cake toppers 😍😍😍

End of party Beautiful Ones

This crew being celebrities to my other family and friends will forever be hilarious to me!

I cannot believe that my beautiful fam @bonnypitty.bsky.social @heyhayley.bsky.social @kataurah.bsky.social @thatllbemybrand.bsky.social @radicallysoft.bsky.social got me my very own penis pot… AND THERE WERE NO CRACKS IN SIGHT 🥹🥰😂

Well… let’s see what my 40s are all about then?! 👀👀👀 Spent the last night of my 30s watching some truly deranged East London drag and eating a brick lane beigel so I plan to just continue that sort of behaviour tbh… 🥳

A traumatized Stede Bonnet stumbling from the Naval Academy to his home in Barbados with a petrified orange up his ass:

Stede Bonnet had to be the prettiest little thing he’d ever seen. #OFMDfanart #OFMD

what if you kissed your CELEBRITY CRUSH and were about to escape PRISON to row to CHINA when the brother of your BULLY and man you kinda murdered AMBUSHES you but shoots himself in the EYEBALL and you're in your JAMMIES and your wife is fucking a guy called DOUG and you have an orange UP YOUR ASS

Reposting this Ed from way back because I think it is good and because today I looked at the print of it that I have on my wall, and it reminded me how I still enjoy it #ofmd

“The stars are aglow and tonight how their light sets me dreaming. My love, do you know that your eyes are like stars brightly beaming? I bring you and I sing you a Moonlight Serenade” #OFMDfanart #OFMD

I’m so proud… my auto correct now comes up with Bartholomewl by default. That last L is so important to me I’ve trained the AI to prioritise the correct spelling 🥹😂

Leslie Motherfucking Jones*! Thank you for blessing London with stand up excellence. (*She may have clarified this isn’t her legal middle name, but it is spiritually correct!)

Binged the hell out of Too Much on Netflix as I’m a long time Will Sharpe stan. And can we take a moment for how no one portrays insanely charismatic, deeply troubled, utterly heartbreaking, always compelling smoke shows better! His back catalogue is such a treasure trove of under-seen gems

Sunlight in the Midnight Stede living his best life 👗🍆 #ofmd

"I still always hear music..." #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

Who is the anonymous script source?! Wrong answers only. It’s Taika! Which I’m afraid means it’s not real, it is in fact a page from his own personal smutty fan fic rewrite of s2…

SOMEONE WRITE THE PRIEST MODERN COWBOY FIC IMMEDIATELY…

oh. oh my god. oh no. oh nooooo oh wait. this is. oh.

This is so much fun! Two bird dads! 🥹 Potential cryptid/furry smut… 😳 A pair of dapper daddies 🥵 And the ultimate pairing I was possibly hoping for… XERO ACCOUNTING SOFTWARE AD MAN AND EDWARD TEACH 🫠🫠🫠

I had to.

We all know that whilst a Daddy, he’s also the biggest kid of all…

The bloody veil was supposed to end up at the bottom of the ocean .. .and then ... enter the most dramatic merperson of the Caribbean #OFMDfanart #MerStede

Not only is this skyfic super cute, but the level of feral screaming & silliness underway in the comments is an utter delight! Come join in the fun and laugh with us about kittens being scarred by seeing their dad’s bone and Stede’s baby arm…

I’ve already read this… and it’s brilliant! 😂😂😂 archiveofourown.org/works/61363894

Happy last show of the UK tour to @rhysiedarby.bsky.social and his funky marketing team (alleged): Me @spanishjenkies.bsky.social @orphanednebula.bsky.social @trixntreats.bsky.social @lohnlightning.bsky.social

It’s really fun seeing how many times the same set of curtains are popping up on the timeline 😂

I CANNOT CHOSE BETWEEN MY CHILDREN 😭 (But this is a list of utter bangers!)

Just seen a musical with a banging anthem about becoming a crazy cat lady… This is the cat I chose to continue my descent!

that pedro pascal photo but it’s ed

Every time you lovely lot say stuff like this is adds five years to my life 🥹

the sexiest intro for a character EVER

And thank god he is!

This guy, though. Amirite? 🌞

The way we now know Nathan had endured Con attempting to take selfies not long before this description makes it EVEN SWEETER!

Hi hi hi, here's ch7 of Blood Gets Realer!!! Thanks so much for sticking with me through the long waits and erratic posting schedule, you guys are the best archiveofourown.org/works/552530...

I love what happens when 1. we get new enrichment or 2. some number of us gathers together. It's like the fucking Renaissance. My tl is full of shiny new fic ideas, rewatching the show, planning more hang outs for weeks, months, yrs to come. It's like we can't help but create! I love us!!!