No one taught Chet how to block out 🤣🤣

GO DUCKS!!!

What’s this 1/2 time show 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Geno is an ass.

Of course Boebert snapped a photo. That's the closest she's ever been to someone actually qualified to be the fuckin' President and whatnot.

Who would have guessed!

Chelly's been doing this thing where she reports on "someone(s)" putting up love notes for PDX ICE, like they were sweet gestures of support from community randos. But Chelly is close friends w one of them - Audra Price - who's connected to some of the most violent extremists in the area. thread

@mayorkwilson.bsky.social did you ask Kevin how much he really stole? Don’t give this parasite the time of day. www.opb.org/article/2023...

@backroll23.bsky.social 🤣🤣

It’s -2000 degrees below zero. You just flashbanged yourself twenty feet from the front desk. Three hours sleep cause locals who hate you bang garbage cans outside your room all night. The Home2Suits has fallen and you’re not getting that signing bonus for another 4.5 years. Ass. It’s all ass, dude.

It was kind of a tossed-off gag in a blog last week but the ICE/CBP forces in Minnesota really are an expansion team made up of the most readily available players in a depressingly glutted violence worker marketplace. Not even quad-A types. Independent league guys with well-known makeup issues.

VIDEO ANALYSIS: Witness videos appear to contradict the Trump administration's narrative of Alex Pretti's killing. nbcnews.app.link/nl9zFuvje0b

“After college, Weiss eventually got a byline in the Opinion section of the New York Times, where she proved about as skilled with a pen as Adolf Hitler was with a paintbrush.” www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

@backroll23.bsky.social what the fuck is Gluesenkamp Perez doing??

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain

Ryan Day is a fraud.

Well, the guy caught defrauding the government works with the guy who makes up stories about defrauding the government.

Worst fight ever!

Happy Friday

It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email. flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210... tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si

Never change Magic!

Gross

There are a lot of election ads on and Democrats still don’t know how to talk to voters. They’re still using big words and rising number graphics and all that 90s shit. You gotta talk to people like they’re fucking cavemen. HIM AN ASSHOLE. IS HORNY FOR CHILDREN. Shit like that

cornerbacks when the QB overthrows the intended receiver by 10 feet:

@pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social PPB plane doing nascar laps for shits in giggles since 5pm??

It’s true. NEPO trust fund kids know jack and shit about what a real days work is.

Reggie Miller punch card.

@swooshmcduck.bsky.social this makes perfect sense. Two do nothings feigning outrage.

He’s even ass on the slopes! www.reddit.com/r/icecoast/s...

If anyone wants to add to their PDX fuckhead block list please add this clown. He lives in Vancouver and loves all the shitty grifters that try to exploit the city.

@coryelia.bsky.social Jesus Christ send this fucking clown to school not jail.

@swooshmcduck.bsky.social sweet Jesus can you do a parody of this born on home plate chucklef_ck.

@raindrop.works looks like the grifter clown Kevin made his way to Bluesky

This month marks the final, definitive closure of the Garland Shirt Factory. If you're interested in American manufacturing, I want tell you its story. 🧵

@sirnemo.bsky.social did you read the Cormac article?

Rogan is here! Block that fucker!

Returning to this passage from All the Pretty Horses a lot this week

Oh this place is so much better!

@raindropworkspdx.bsky.social what the deal with Kevin Dahlgren case? Did the charges get dropped?

@sirnemo.bsky.social you see this?? It’s not gonna happen and honestly I don’t want it. deadline.com/2024/04/john...

This makes me smile.