people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

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Please signal boost. Need a wheelchair tech who can help troubleshoot in Silver Spring, MD.

After careful consideration, I'm officially turning down the Penn State job. The offer was flattering, but unfortunately my schedule is already full of yelling at the TV, calling plays that no one listens to, & screaming run the damn ball! It was an honor simply to not be contacted for the position.

Ok. That’s hilarious

Dan really did a number on this program

So, either Oregon or USC will have 247Sports' top 2026 class. Trojans and Ducks are currently first and second. It'll just depend upon where 5-star Chris Henry Jr. signs. If it's Oregon, it would be the school's first-ever No. 1 class.

Wait…The Ducks are still in on Chris Henry Jr ? #NSD26 #GoDucks

Oof. Guess RGIII didn’t take religious studies at Baylor

Whoa! Huge loss. Does that mean some WRs are open for a flip? Hello Chris Henry Jr. #GoDucks

From the horse's mouth. Leavenworth awaits Pete Hegseth. 😳👇

Brilliant

Pretty clear that Sitake enjoys them cookies

Imagine reading this 2 years ago. 🤯 #cfb #collegefootball

A shelter received a donation of stuffed toys and let each dog pick 1. How selfless. They each only pick 1.

That’s certainly a unique technique.

Damn. Hopefully he stays on through the playoffs

"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"

If you win too few games in one season, it doesn’t matter what you’ve done before, you’re fired and fans will hate you. If you win too many games, someone will pay 9 figures to leave and fans will hate you. You have to win the exact right number. Kirk Ferentz has mastered this.

Damn. Sorry Marcus

Ertz must have bet on the Broncos

Mariota is out here dealing!! 🔥 #ProDucks

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…

Calgorithm says “Suck it Miami”

So fucking true! 😂

Replay officials making some crazy bad calls today…

Oh Auburn

Oh my goodness they got the DUCKS VS MEH up! #GoDucks www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qBl...

Oh Cal, not like this

What is, “Not a mask for $500, Alex?”

The ACC… it just means something I guess.

Holy shit… 😂

Sorry OSU-WSU, you’ve been bumped in the quad box for the #Calgorithm

Racist? Or defying stereotypes? Or both?

Urn Bowl

Oh, this game is gonna be an ugly cluster fuck. 😂

This is OUR STATE!!! #GoDucks

These MFers about to teach Ebenezer Scrooge a lesson

Illinois vs Northwestern. Game of the night incoming

And the TD knee break

New GIFS

We run the PNW. #GoDucks 🦆🦆🦆

Kings of Seattle, 2025 #GoDucks 🦆

Damn. @notreedstrong.bsky.social is awfully quiet

#DubsDown #GoDucks

Bullshit. That was 100% a catch

OMG. Catch of the year???