Am I becoming an SDSU fan???

These are the quarterbacks since 2010 who complete passes at roughly the rate Microsoft Excel’s AI mode accurately edits spreadsheets

Oh FFS. Please don’t do this

Solidarity, now and forever. “This is the most frightening moment of my life,” she added. "The only thing that has ever worked...is solidarity: binding together, finding bravery in numbers too big to ignore, and standing up for one another.” www.theguardian.com/film/2025/oc...

Damn. RIP Jane.

Takin' It To The Streets by the Doobie Brothers is a Halloween song. Specifically, it is a Halloween II and a Halloween Kills song.

Likely transferring out after the season.

A bus of Bronx middle schoolers pulled up to the Capitol this morning for a long-planned field trip just a few hours after the government shut down. All Capitol tours were cancelled as the guides can’t work in shutdown. So I escorted them in myself and gave them a personal tour. They were great!

Ok. So. A lot of congress will say they “submitted a letter to forgo pay during shutdown.” Congress is paid once a month so they have 30 days. Secondly, they want you to believe they are saying they will give up their pay. No. They just hold it until it reopens

if you’re a visual learner i made you some maps of where the people quoted in this article as supporting portland being occupied by troops live

Oof. Get your shit together Beavers. You’re getting FLEECED by this NIL arrangement. www.sportico.com/leagues/coll...

Hi Donald!

Sounds like Dillon Gabriel is going to get the start this weekend!

National Guard Already Lost at Powell’s Books: tinyurl.com/4mw4n9h2

Come by the Axe & Rose between 5 and 9 on Monday and Tuesday. Ring the doorbell by the ramp, bring your painting clothes, and let’s paint! All ages welcome (with supervision).  Ideas? Questions? Email [email protected] 2/2

Wait. What???

Shoutout to this Reddit commenter for the perfect description of Autzen Stadium

Hulk may have been a piece of shit but this is amazing

Apparently Enrique Tarrio (founder of the Proud Boys) is here in Portland. Be prepared for them to try to escalate things. Ugh.

I can’t tell you how much good could be done right now by average citizens socially cold-shouldering anyone tangentially working for ICE.

A tie! Yuck

Start naming mass shootings after politicians who take money from the NRA.

I DON'T WANT BAD BUNNY TO PERFORM THE SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW #NFL

Age yourself with a film you saw in cinemas as a kid.

Oh MAGAts gonna hate this

Play the game, not the occasion. #GoDucks

Trivia Question: Which B1G Ten team has never lost a conference game? #GoDucks

I swear to God, of all my favorite teams that will kill me, the Oregon Ducks are the most likely.

Home game for Ducks I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

WE ARE WINNERS #GoDucks

No thoughts. Just vibes.

Quote of the year

Deja vu.

Holy shit kids 🦆

So Ducks vs Them this week might be worth watching, huh?

Big game James strikes again!!!

I love college football #GoDucks

Turnover time.

Time to answer back

LFG!!!

Good news for Ducks fans, running back Noah Whittington was not listed on Oregon's availability report ahead of the Penn State game. #GoDucks www.si.com/college/oreg...

Every YouTube TV quadbox ever

Whit Weeks is LSU’s All-SEC linebacker. He’s also dating Lane Kiffin’s daughter — and went Instagram official right before facing the Rebels this weekend 😅 🔗: http://dlvr.it/TNKb33

WAKE UP IT’S GAMEDAY! #GoDucks @collegegameday.bsky.social

I pick Clarke? What does that mean???