“Sure I tacitly endorsed white supremacy, but look at all the followers I got from it!” might be the most on brand grifter shit I’ve seen yet. God bless this stupid fan base 😂.

69-3. Dollar Dan & Dante Dimes were anything but nice to the Pokes on Saturday. In Corvallis, Bray’s Bunch overcame early mistakes to push Fresno State to the brink. Final scores won’t capture the guts, grit, or grace learned in lunchpail losses. My Column from Cash & Carry:

@cascadiacoug.bsky.social if I don’t see pics of this rolling around Crescent Bar next summer I stg…

Didn’t have “fighting a brush fire with a garden hose” on my Tuesday night bingo card…

Should I do it? @cascadiacoug.bsky.social @ssfcfoty13.bsky.social @cjbrinton.bsky.social

Man got mercilessly mocked for this position on multiple social media sites, but wants us to believe that a staggering amount of a dwindling subscriber count chose to fucking email him instead…🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lying >>>>

3/4 of the counties in the state think this is what Portland still looks like every night. Name is 🤌

No matter how many times I tell the wife “clean the lint trap when you’re done” smh

Lame Ducks? Oregon now finds itself at a crossroads with new NIL rules & an 87-year old mega booster. Meanwhile in Corvallis, decades of building instead of buying have the Blue Collar Beavs in prime position to run the new PAC-12 & perhaps the Nation. My Column from Arby’s:

Someone making themselves the main character in another persons grief & loss is some of the sickest narcissistic shit imaginable.

Me: *finishes laundry* Goose: I’m a towel

Any time now…The Big One™️

Look at all these liberals falling from the sky!!1!1!1!

Meanwhile in the foothills:

Excited to hear about Triple H going into the WWE HoF. From Terra Ryzing, to DX, The Cerebral Assassin, King of Kings & now head of creative. Well deserved.

Fuck Xanax, how do I smuggle eggs back from Mexico?!

Stay weird, Portland 😂

I just wanna know which snitch told him about the super secret water tap we have on the Deschutes outside Maupin 😡

That orange mf thinks he’s gonna take my unlimited water & give it to California? From my cold wet hands 😤

Oh, this means they’ve gotten so cheap that people are buying them all up, right?! RIGHT?! 🇺🇸☝️🥚

Disgusting. Don’t move here.

I didn’t vote for Ichiro. Compiler.

BAWITDABA DA NANG GANG BANG DIDDY DIDDY DIDDY GRABBED THE LUBEY

I have lost my life savings in Trump coins & can no longer afford to buy eggs for my family. Was I wrong to support the Face Eating Leopards Party?!

He just like me fr 🥹

Mexico don’t want Los Gringos to be giving out 🔥🔥🔥 Limewire mixtapes to them random señoritas.

LA booed the shit out of Hulk Hogan tonight, & for the first time in months I felt something. A spark of hope.

Welp 🪒

Get that dumb bandwagon baby away from my team!!!1! 😤

Ever have a stupid idea hit you in the middle of the night & you waste 20 mins on something that makes you chuckle? Anyways, here’s a #GoDucks x I Love LA remix nobody asked for 🤣 See y’all in Pasadena 🦆🌹🏟️ (full version on the bad site)

Y’all putting too much pressure on that baby cuz if we lose she’s getting yeeted to the San Gabriels. I know our fans 😭

I’m gonna have to call my doctor in 4 hours

ITS CHRISTMAS

Thinking back to Christmas as a kid & mom setting a 5am minimum as the earliest I could get her up & open presents. Now I’m begging her if I can set a 9:30am alarm cuz I’m tired & want to sleep in before family arrives 😂. Adulting is some bullshit.

THE ACCURACY 💀💀💀

Sick w/ Covid for most of June I was lazy & let the goatee grow. Wife hated it, so I made a deal to shave it when Oregon lost their 1st game. *⏩️⏩️⏩️ 6 mos* It is the bane of my existence, constantly full of holiday glitter & tickles my nose when I sleep. But my Sco has never been more up!

My favorite time of year, where I find my least favorite relative & say “Hey, you should try this shit” 😈

@rexkramer.bsky.social 👋👀🌹

C’mon little buddy, let’s go make some local Facebook headlines & spook the hill folk… 🛸😈

Seahawks moneyline huh you fuckin bozo?! 😭

Stirred the pot too hard on the other place. Now I gotta lay low here 😭

B1G Statement? Oregon escaped an overmatched Penn State in Indianapolis. The confetti fell for the Ducks, but the questions on defense will haunt them into the New Year. Will a Good Luck infant be enough to overcome more mistakes? No way, baby. My Column from French Lick:

WE MOVE

Of course it would be Miggie smutting up my purity timeline with Gianna content. Heathen 😒

Undefeated & unchallenged. Oregon ran the regular season in a watered down B1G. Can they finish the story? Don’t bet on it. In Boise, Bray’s Bunch nearly contained a Heisman favorite & showed that Blue Turf losses setup future Reser redemption. My Column from Dexter Lake Club:

Watching Iowa football…

Oregon sat idly “BYE” this week as a hungry Dawg Pack looms. Meanwhile, Bray’s Bunch went from undesirable to undeniable Saturday night. Forged by adversity, these Beavs left zero doubt. The Kings of the Conference of Champions hail from Corvallis. My Column from Claim Jumper:

Happy Birthday, our Gilf Queen. @wookiedu.bsky.social