Showing a pan of the ECS section and praising them and then “how excited they are for the World Cup” Fucking LOL Nobody cares nerds

Give the cat some calming treats, 10 minutes later fucker has the zoomies of all zoomies. Apparently it was sativa and not indica 🤷🏻‍♂️

Why is it fucking snowing in May? Goddamn cottonwood

Cal hit a ball, in this economy?

Trans rights are human rights. Feel free to send your bitch army to my house.

Absolutely awful 😢

Remarkably Bright Creatures, what an outstanding film. Loved it

Anyway. As I’ve been prattling on about Motorcycle Safety in Washington state… Go help Lucas! And start reading my posts about Washingtons terrible motorcycle safety record! www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

Fart noises

Dear Sounders

Protesters staged noise demo through the rich Seattle neighborhood of #Laurelhurst that lobbied against noisy helicopters flying sick and injured kids over their mansions to Children's Hospital. 🤪 It got a bit noisy.

Insurance companies are so stupid, reason 420.69. Wife had to request a physical insurance card from Cigna because they think she should just use the app. Yeah that works if she’s unconscious or the doc needs to scan the physical card for records.

When you have to do two transactions because you hit the pump $ limit. $141 to fill up at Costco, JFC.

Nine years, and rules are rules. ⏩✅

Laurelhurst Airlifted One Mile from Seattle Children’s into Lake Washington: tinyurl.com/4vppn6rs

@likkitp.ynyaproductions.com I’m am making French onion soup tonight and I just thought you might like to know

Imagine being this pedantic Here’s the actual hit btw bsky.app/profile/mlbb...

Like the vast majority of spiders (certain Australian psychopaths excepted) the Brown Recluse does not seek confrontation and will only bite if threatened or trapped. To use words Kyle Rittenhouse will understand, Brown Recluses have a Castle Doctrine and abide by strict Stand Your Ground laws.

Kyle Rittenhouse already has a deep necrotized crater where his soul should be, so the effects of this bite shouldn't be anything new to him. For everyone else who lives in the Brown Recluse's native range--generally the Sun Belt--please make sure to be very careful when unfolding clothes.

I got the Laurelhurst Community Council's meeting minutes before they took down their website. You'll never guess what they had to say about the helicopters flying sick kids to the hospital: www.thestranger.com/news/laurelh...

May 9, 11:30 am @ Sand Point Way and NE 45th St.

Conservatives: “I’m so sick and tired of trans people!” My man, you’re the only ones talking about them. All of my trans friends and students are just trying to live their lives and be happy. Maybe shut up and let them alone and you won’t find the issue in your feed all the time.

This first period is drunk

Made my first RV sale today! 2nd day of being eligible on the sales floor

Double fuck off, Villa

Oh fuck off

Busy day at work

When do we find out what’s wrong with the Mariners? It’s a rhetorical question. Anyways, the Epstein files should be released

Classic fucking Mariners. Just always find a way to ruin a fun evening. Losers lose

Canzone cam is rascist 🤌

I’m gonna need a .gif of that Wilt Jr. frogger move 😂

Grabbed the 535 from the Brickyard P&R, a short walk from our apartment, took it to DT Bellevue and hopped on the 2 Line. Less than 40 minutes to get us to SoDo from home. This rules!

@notreedstrong.bsky.social 🖕🏻

Wryan Boo

The National Interagency Fire Center has released its summer outlook. Elevated wildfire potential is projected across a broad swath of the West, with the highest risk generally shifting from the Four Corners Region in May and June to the Northwest, Rockies and Northern California by July and August.

Emerald City Supporters stands in solidarity with Vancouver Southsiders. #SaveTheCaps weareecs.com/2026/04/29/s...

Fuuuuuuuuuck and I cannot emphasize enough this, bullshit

Hell yeah, we got tickets for Lionel Richie with Earth, Wind & Fire at CPA

Umpires should have to publicly apologize after being over turned and also have an ABS Accumulation suspension imposed

At a time when affordability is a major issue for Washingtonians, our office is pushing back to protect people’s pocketbooks and hold companies accountable when they mislead their customers.

This motherfucker needs to be baptized in the bottom of the ocean. dominickb.substack.com/p/white-hous...

This is such a flagship moment for where America is right now. Gun violence, showmanship, celebrity, mass confusion, and also according to C-SPAN, people are opening the bottles of wine still on the tables.

Who’s your birthday twin?

lol sat down at my new desk and there was a can of zyn in the drawer

When the mariners score 7 runs in a 4 game series

Has Bo Callahan been drafted yet? #NFLDraft

I think the cat approves of the new couch

Pretty epic bat drop from Patrick Bailey, who broke a scoreless deadlock against the Dodgers by hammering a three-run shot -- his first of the year -- off lefty Jack Dreyer in the seventh.

The real test, we fear, will come when the first ominous orange glow peeks over Ahtanum Ridge, Cleman Mountain or maybe the Rattlesnake Hills this July. And by then it will be too late. A Yakima Herald-Republic editorial.

Haaland is such a cunt