I forgot just how bad Event Horizon is. It’s teri-bad level cringe of 90’s sci-fi

Contestants squeamish about killing a chicken for food? You stabbed fish and ate worms, what’s the difference? It’s called Survivor for a reason, grow up.

Apologies if you're getting inundated with fundraising messages from me for the next two weeks. With funding cuts to hospitals, kids really need our support right now. All of this money goes to help ensure kids get the medical care they need regardless of their ability to pay. bit.ly/CGELGlenn25

You could pay me half this to not be a piece of shit. Pay teachers and social workers first

I guess it’s our anniversary. Oops we both forgot 🤷‍♀️❤️🤷🏻‍♂️

It me

I want two things in my life: 1. The Mariners make the World Series 2. All of my debt be absolved

LA/Toronto against meteor imo

The house always wins, whether you know it or not. GoMs

Fuck it GOMS

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I’ve had heart surgery at 6 months, 2 1/2 years, and 39 years old

This cat is not normal

Old man problems: my recliner doesn’t recline far enough back

Why is my 5G faster than my fiber? That makes zero sense

Doing the lords work

The ghost of Nazi’s past

I’ll be day drinking tomorrow if anyone needs me. I want to either be drunk in elation or in sorrow. There is no try, only do. GOMS

I still don’t understand how the non receiving player can wave that off. What a dumb rule

Fine. It’s fine. We needed the drama to make this magic. BRB, going to throw up for the next 21 hours. GOMS

JP as handy as a rubber crutch. SMH

ONE HOUR TO SQUEAKY BUM TIME Anyways GoMs 🔱🤮🔱🤮🔱🤮🔱🤮🔱

OK, Sam. I'm listening... Got damn.

Our boy is in!

I have two animal heads resting on my legs. I guess I will have to hold the pee I need to take

We are not a serious conference

Pop the champagne for the Huskies and the P-12. Good job @oregonstate.edu

Bless Rob Akey, has always been an awesome positive person

Disconcerting signals? That’s a new one to me

I thought the Mariner’s played tomorrow in Toronto? Soccer in a baseball stadium is dumb

A Eugenio Suárez grand slam makes it 6-2 Mariners

That was brutal, and the sound was even worse

You can easily block the official MAGA government accounts here. Do not engage them. Do not give them what they want.

HOLY RIVAS!!!!

The Black Pearl got new shoes! Ready for winter now. Way overdue, apparently our alignment was out of whack and caused the old tires to just die.

The toilet paper was upside down in the marina bathroom and I demand answers

Jim Leyritz

The kitties have rediscovered their heated houses!!! 🙌🙌🙌

I still can’t believe how horrible the home plate ump was, rewatching it he was garbage top to bottom for both teams

Demand for older varieties like Red and Golden Delicious and "once-newer" varieties like Fuji and Gala, which peaked around 2016 are falling, much faster than the supply has been falling. Coverage from Questen Inghram at the Yakima Herald-Republic.

Fuck yeah Naylor!!!

Bruce Harrell as, fucking garbage just like him

How do you not challenge that?

The load tipped over

“Go ‘Ders, Go ‘Ners” 💚💙 Paul breaks down the squad’s Mariners celly from tonight’s dub!

Anatoly Dyatlov: What does the breathalyzer say? Alexandr Akimov: 0.337 BAC. But that's as high as the meter... Anatoly Dyatlov: 0.337 - not great, not terrible.

SNL is not at all funny. Elementary school kids could write better skits

It’s 54° why are players wearing gloves?