Look. How could the founding fathers have known a group of like minded individuals would have agreed to do nothing about something one of their members was doing.

Hell yeah Mariners! I always trusted you!

Naylor might have to leave because his wife’s pregnant? God damn it baseball players. Quit bangin December-February you selfish jerks!

Stupid mariners! We should have known not to trust you!

Why is the darkest DC movie the new superman movie?! Jesus!

Can we go back to when we all agreed the R word was no longer worth saying? Dude in the comments just repeatedly calling me one in his replies like he somehow looks like the bad ass.

I know its dangerous out there but chicago has a population of 2.7 million people. Theres no reason any of these cities should be letting federal agents run wild on them. Gotta start turning these +million people protests into counter insurgence movements.

Hey black community? Can we talk about how many of ya’ll seem to love to sign up to be oppressor’s? Sure the cops wont let you in but your boys loooooooove being playing private mercenary that doesn’t have to follow ethics or rules. Store security, iron and oak, now this shit? Suspect.

So unbelievably glad someone was smart enough in the sounders community to rightly know challenge coins were lame AF. What a stupid vanity item.

Some how an entire generation grew up watching Scooby doo and instead of realizing the real villains in life are the greedy capitalists hiding behind a made up monster decided ghost pirates and swamp monsters are real.

People love watching beloved characters become parents. Thats why every TV show ends the season after a main character has a baby. Because people find it very enjoyable.

Man if Taylor Swift just cost us the mid terms with this thirst track.

Did…Did Taylor Swift just lose Dems the undecided voter block?

Its funnier the longer people shout about western civilization. Like. My dudes. My guys. Have you seen eastern civilization? Sh*t is kinda great.

Wondering if I can sneak “now Is not the time for hope” into my question for the our upcoming emergency all hands executive committee town hall.

As time goes on, “them thangs be thangin” looks more and more like high cultured poetry.

Now is not the time for hope!

$188 for a typhoid vaccine in this, the greatest, richest, best healthcare having nation on gods flat earth.

God I miss him so much. 😢

And thats why we never went back. I just didnt feel represented after that.

You want Washington’s senators to sign your bill? Great. What do we get? No more free money to broke states with even broker morals.

Stop bailing out other states. They dont cRe about us, I dont care about them. Go farm mud. I dont care.

The world cup is such an uninteresting event to me for reasons like this. I keep trying to get it but then I just get hit over the head with absurdity like this.

this is basically portland's version of a haka

Im not convinced the Department of War isnt trying to replace ginder with the marines at this point. Like Pete’s real concerned about the fuckability of our young men in uniform.

Just one simple question. What. The fuck. Is happening. With all the money. You A holes. didnt spend.

Gwtting reports that dying from tainted meat is also apparently just the price of freedom.

What a bunch of morons.

We spent $2 billion dollars on homelessness* *$1.99B spent on organization designed to create homelessness but the budget line item was placed under “Homeless Assistance”.

EA Sports: “Its in the what ever his supreme royal heinous says it is in!”

Assuming ICE will be arresting him on live television?

Update! Really glad to see this.

Sharia law meet Sharon Law.

Fighter jets?

New Turkish ambassador just dropped.

Wooooooooow. This is a block from my home.

Hot garbage pro!

16 fouls seems like a lot but this is my first soccer match.

The hell happened to our big doug flags?!

The community moment for outreach that assists the LGBTQ community is presented by providence? Bro. What the actual fuck?

Live by the Etsy witch. Die by the Etsy witch.

Oregon is like, THE militia state. Certainly they will step up against unconstitutional abuses of power.” *they wont because they’re tough guys in their tweets, but boot lickers in the streets.

This goes hard.

You all know the “blank causes autism” thing is going go come out in 50 years to be an incredibly expensive distraction campaign put on by the dupont company right? Like we’re still letting them and others dump chems into water ways. But sure. Tylenol or some sh*t.

Last weekend for this absolute legend. Glad they’re going out on their terms but this is a huge blow to breakfast.

Fuck donald trump.

Why does my guy have an oven mit on?

I think we can all agree we’re ready to get our fireplace serviced after this.

Its almost like waiting these A holes out is more effective then buying their bullshit.

Mehdi Hasan is having an incredible UN general assembly right night interviewing leaders and officials from countries we rarely hear from and asking them incredibly tough questions to their face.