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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

This morning I keep singing “There are no kings in America” to the tune of No Cats in America from An American Tale.

If your God needs to saved by Eric Trump, it’s time to start asking questions

Good morning friends. Jesus is alive, and that makes all the difference in the world. Take heart.

Are yall ever just sitting around and out of the blue you remember — again — that all of this is because of ONE Black President?!! Just the one!!

Make war crimes great again! 🙄

A political party that controls all 3 branches of government is blaming a looming federal shutdown on a party that doesn't control any branches of government.

[taps sign]

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Can we all agree now that if Pete Buttigieg ever becomes president his official title will be President Pete?

Make a band singular: Backstreet Boy

Our only real enemy is the belief that this world is filled with enemies to be conquered rather than filled with neighbors to be loved.

But what about all the people shot this week who aren’t friends with the President??

It may seem too easy or even too cheap to say, “All shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well,” in light of the evils of this world. But we say this precisely because of sin and evil. We say this because our hope is not in this world, but in heaven and resurrection.

The people who claimed to care about pedophilia so much, they falsely decided an online furniture store was magically selling kids in cabinets … are the same people now defending a self admitted molester over the gross letter he wrote his pedophile best friend. Self-awareness is dead.

One thing I will never forgive this administration for is making me agree with Rand Paul.

He’s gone full Nebuchadnezzar. When does he start eating grass and growing his nails?

Aww, come on man, why do you have to convict me like that??

Pete Hegseth in December on military training: “We’re bringing a war-fighting ethos back to the Pentagon. Everything else that distracts from lethality shouldn’t be happening.”

This right here.

Vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. isn’t.

I read to remember what it feels like to be human in a world that forgets.

Aside from anything else, it is a national emergency that the president of the United States has lost his mind.

Let’s be clear about what is happening: This man is being punished — and disappeared — because he embarrassed our pretender king. They trumped up a criminal case against him because he was embarrassing.

Laughingstock!

I really needed this reminder this morning!

it's not that I think I'm too smart to ever get sucked into a cult, it's more that I know I am unwilling to participate in anything even resembling a group project under any circumstances

Yup!

Slightly diminish a band: Inexpensive Trick

Big Balls had better never be able to live this down for the rest of his life *gets up to use the restroom* "do you need a marine escort? should we call the FBI?"

“There is no intrinsic justice to badassery. If American leadership exists for no other reason than American greatness, who cares which great power rules the world?”

QUITE the lede from @citizencohn.bsky.social www.thebulwark.com/p/rfk-jr-ken...

An American hero! 🧑‍🚀🌕

It was the dumbest of times. Until it got even dumber.

When any Christian movement becomes convinced that it is the only authority on truth, that anyone who opposes it is evil, and that things will only get better if it is in charge of all positions of power, that is when we know it is no longer worshiping God. It is worshiping itself.

Any political party that claims to represent Christianity should be held more accountable by Christians, not less.

The #1 way to explain America working properly is by saying “comedians can make fun of he President on TV.” A good way to explain fascism is “the President forces companies to fire those comedians as a condition of allowing them to conduct business.”

Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.

Don’t look away.

This confirms it, right? The files do exist and he is definitely in them!!

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok

This is excellent and well worth your time!