Or 3) that he knows the word “incalculable.”

Imagining this is a pastry (and not what I am assuming is a sports guy)

Air quality is 125 and I just thought, “huh, I wonder where this headache came from…”

It’s a no bones day.

Currently wondering if I need another puffy vest.

Just told my husband, "today my brain is full of marshmallows, but the negative kind," if you're wondering how my mental health is going.

There are three political parties in the US. The far far right, the far right, and a few reasonable humans that are called “radical marxist leftist communist socialists."

*hits the 300-character limit on my first try* Me: “I have achieved Bluesky”

Secured a shoulder MRI referral ! Now for my insurance to approve it, which could go either way. If they don’t, then I get to go see an orthopedist, who will order an MRI, which is more likely to be approved because the orthopedist is making the request versus a GP. *screams in American healthcare*

Witch King is on sale right now in ebook for 2.99US across various ebook retailers (I don't know if this applies to other countries.) bookshop.org/p/books/witc...

How did we grow up to something worse?

It’s going to break your heart how many people you know, love, and respect will turn out to be cowards. Prepare yourself as best you can. You are not alone, but you are your own center. Be a strong center.

Too bad Fallon is going to fall in line and isn't a messy bitch, because a real one would have immediately booked the women trafficked by Epstein as children for the day Kimmel was removed.

We remembered today!!

It’s the season for remembering your kids start a new activity 13 minutes before you need to leave for the new activity.

Two humans, a skin suit, and a mannequin at a Chico’s.

Me, an unshowered mom of twins going into a Big 5 for an ankle brace, just got cat called by a guy who said “hey you lady, I see you with the pants!”

Oh, that’s just me on a Thursday.

Been a real "why am I so soft in the middle now when the rest of my life is so hard" kind of week

Is it ethical to think about leaving America? I'm only partly serious about thinking about it, but it feels like we're abandoning people. But also...I don't want to be in this unserious country anymore.

Every time I see people talking about him as a martyr:

It really should say something that these churches used AI instead of actual footage or photos of a man that was very, very online.

I'd rather die at a normal age eating cheese and enjoying my shows than waste 6 hours a day of my one wild and precious life trying to not die.

Plot twist: John is reading the text messages from “Tyler Robinson”

It’s the season for remembering your kids start a new activity 13 minutes before you need to leave for the new activity.

Me to me, as a self-employed person.

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

Had my vitals taken today at urgent care, and, unfortunately, they said I am actually alive.

I knew it would be bad, but I actually didn't think the slippery slope would be this slippy or slopy.

Every Monday afternoon I get to sit in the car for an hour and a half (boys are in an extracurricular class) and dissociate and so far I give it five stars.

“One time he ate hummus.”

Looks like it is most likely a badly strained tendon. I get an MRI in a week and a half if still hurts though.

Waiting on an x-ray. $110. Live-skeeting the American healthcare experience.

Going to go to urgent care. Trying not to cry about the stress this would put on our family if it is broken.

Going to go to urgent care. Trying not to cry about the stress this would put on our family if it is broken.

Playing the “is it a stress fracture or am I just being dramatic” this morning.

Our boys finally start school tomorrow. For weeks, nay, months! I have watched the other children return while our summer has continued unending. But now, the time is here. Blessed children, return to your teachers. Let mother drink a latte in peace.

Make a band singular: U1

Ahh, so it turns out I’m probably dead. And I’m in the bad place.

Today I am “just ordered orthopedic house shoes” years old.

Eat TJ’s chili lime chips. Eat Tums. Repeat.

Didn’t realize “knows how to use Discord” would be my civil war skill.

Ok here’s the thing. This is NOT a village. This is a nuclear family. By being like “we only need each other!” you’re not being cute, you’re enforcing the idea that women shouldn’t need any support outside of their own home, and if they do they’re failing. I hate this.

It’s supposed to rain today which means everything is canceled* and I’m just going to read a book and drink some coffee under the pattering rain on the skylight. *I had no plans for today

This makes more sense to me than anything else I’ve read about all of this.

I’ve learned that people think saying mean things in a nice way is the same thing as being nice.

Reading a novel about WWII and it’s good but it’s also making me panicky.

Guy need friends and a little hobby

I feel like garbage tonight.

I feel like we are being nationally gaslit about CK.