Anyone else find that going on holiday is the most stressful thing you can do?

The wreck of the cruise ship MS World Discoverer, slowly being taken over by nature. She struck an uncharted reef in the Solomon Islands in 2000 and has remained there ever since. #Cruiseships #Shipwrecks #Pacific

I've just seen about 40 kids sneak into watch 'The Odyssey' without paying by hiding in a giant wooden coat.

Trying to balance the risk/reward of getting a cup of tea from the cafe, and my car's MOT suddenly being completed.

Netflix’s biggest shows have been losing 30-70% of their audience between seasons 1 and 2. Executives are in a panic because they can’t figure out why, but the answer is probably pretty damn obvious to anyone who’s paying attention.

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Pickford announcing the hydration break like he's heading to the bar and getting one in for everyone.

w....wait.... you mean to tell me.... gulps..... putting money into the arts.......is profitable and..........produces............g-good outcomes for everyone?

But it would take thousands of humans to do the hallucinating and lying of just one AI. Checkmate, humans.

Doctor Crusher is a great wrestling name.

Sam Neil has so many great performances that it feels almost reductive to focus on one scene. Except it's one of the most iconic scenes in movie history and all of it, The groundbreaking CGI, the sweeping John Williams score *doesn't* work without the authentic joy and wonder of Neill's performance

I didn't know Sam Neill closely, but we were 'pub and shopping neighbours' for over a decade. Not a bad word to say, never crossed paths without thinking "what a lovely, funny man." Would often see him at wine tastings, pouring glasses and tidying up alongside the bar staff. Normal as bloke.

There is news I do not like to share. RIP Sam Neill. The New Zealand actor has had a prodigious career, notably in sci-fi. How could one forget his role in Event Horizon (1997)? But also Bicentennial Man (1999), Thor: Ragnarok, the Jurassic Park series, or his appearance in Invasion (AppleTV).

People sometimes are incredibly cool and we should remember this and aspire toward it and fill up feeds and media with it as an elixir

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

Me: AHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK THE ENGLISH Yanks: AHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK THE ENGLISH Me:

he's a frozen TV dinner heir millionaire who holds no fixed beliefs outside of racism and opportunism, and if you post his videos with sentences like "I can't believe I am agreeing with Tucker Carlson now" you should be sentenced to mandatory community service

She's only a niece if she was born in the Nice region of France. Otherwise she's just a sparkling nibling.

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Every local shop, every food place, all have this warehouse feel now. The same staff who were hired to serve customers are now also having to dash around fetching orders for Deliveroo customers. Buzzers and alarms going off for new orders. I was just in a Subway, and it feels like Argos now.

Accidentally read it as "Assassins Creed: Black Flag Recycled" and, uh, yeah.

Lamppost flags at half mast across the nation

"looks like you're using an adblocker" the webpage cries as the fan on my laptop spins into overdrive

Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.

i always enjoy an orson welles clip, but my fave's when he expresses my favourite sentiment, "all these guys who do it try to make a big mystery of it because that's their living". i've said this about programmers in particular my whole life. obfuscate obfuscate obfuscate. nobody should stand for it

A tough grilling of the joke candidate is absolutely what was needed here. Next up, they'll be going after the Liz Truss lettuce.

By the way, now that Farage has resigned, the rules against openly calling him a liar in the House of Commons don't apply.

Zelensky is a comedian who ran as a joke and ended up fighting a superpower in the bloodiest war since WWII. I hope Count Binface is ready for that responsibility.

Never interrupt your enemy when they’re launching themselves into a 6 week long argument with a bin.

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Is it a fighter? Is it a starship? The answer is yes.

One of those rare moments where politics chooses the funniest outcome.

One of the key ways to tell if you’re dealing with a sociopath is how quickly they tip into a pity play when they realise they’re not winning. It’s genuinely a great way to identify a toxic person. Poor me. I’m a victim. You should feel sorry for me. You should help me.

So the BBC have to let all the other political leaders have half an hour of live airtime for personal grievances right?

That was horseshit. He's decided to resign and seek re-election, but the BBC let him tee the whole thing up with an absolutely unprecedented speech to the nation, essentially making it part of his campaigning.

This is insane, why are they still broadcasting this?

Nobody knows who Charlie Kirk is over here, Nigel.

Saying you're the "most physically attacked" MP when two MPs have been killed in the last decade is just horribly self-absorbed.

Isn't this literally what Trump says?

"That's what I'm gonna argue today" - wait, how long is this? How is he getting a whole slot on national broadcasters just to give his side of the story?

Okay, make a point or wrap it up buddy.

So far it's exactly like how Kier Starmer's speech started.

"They've only got 8 MPs, but they get a lot of airtime" says the BBC News anchor, with a straight face.

Dear Auntie You will be surprised to hear that I am going to prison tomorrow.