Doing my first A4 watercolour in about ten years and lol, earthquake. Welp gonna blend this happy little tree into a happy little shadow for some future trees since he's suddenly got a big dark line struck through his middle lol

I'm super stressed right now so here's a recent favourite landscape from a few months ago again - Dunvegan in Alberta, Canada. This aerial embroidery took forever but was worth it 💚 the higher up perspective is more intricate and slower to sew I've found, more fiddly! #art

that’s right beg you miserable worm

bro biologists won't even agree on the definition of "alive" you think you can get them to back you on "two genders" lmao

Remembering designing the systems for deploying writing, integrating them into a sim, and then being credited as "writer" because designers couldn't bear to share the d word with someone who focused primarily on the story 🙃

B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before

How'd my test go? Yeah, I told you, I'm great at tests. I ate that marshmallow quicker than any other kid there

Alt text: a lusciously painted silken-textured white owl with fawn & grey dappled wings stands, eyes closed, atop a stone wall, a dead mouse by its feet and a two strands of ivy curling down on its left. The background is absolute black. The owl looks like an Elizabethan gentleman dreaming of love.

How'd my test go? Yeah, I told you, I'm great at tests. I ate that marshmallow quicker than any other kid there

INVENTOR: ive got a great new toy idea for you, it's called... the Radio Flyer TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio? INVENTOR: it's not a plane TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's INVENTOR: its a little red wagon TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it? INVENTOR: theres no radio

Cancel me? You'll have to catch me first. And I'm naked and greased up, that's why they're canceling me.

Your chilly sneer Of cold command Your trunkless legs Upon the sand Once awed the Persian, Turk, And Damascene A pedastal Beside your smirk Proclaims “Look up, You lazy jerk! Behold the mighty work Of great Jolene.”

"Fresh Lobster" (1928) is about exactly what I'd hoped it would be about.

Originally exclusive to KS backers, with a limited sale on itch... Everyone involved in the creation of our interactive horror-ero anthology, 𝑺𝑳𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑺𝑬, has decided to bring it back online! It's free, now and forever! Happy Halloween!

My body is a MACHINE that turns CHEESE into BOOBS

Kerivoula picta, the painted bat, looks like a figment of Halloween's imagination, but is real. Very sadly they're endangered, but the fact they exist is a pretty magical thing to think about today: www.batcon.org/bat/kerivoul...

Ohhh Andrea Gibson ;(

An Irish hero.

Sam, this is Bean Tasteman. We need you to take these Nespresso pods to the incinerator north of Brew Pot City. Because they are terrible

Eat or be eaten- 2025

i feel like i've heard the bomberman hero OST too many times to have only just NOW seen the bomberman hero OST cover. you're telling me people just post the damn boxart instead of this!?

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no man’s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.

Lily Allen on her new album:

Thrilled to have the opportunity to explain to a new friend that Mormons frequently have their wedding receptions on basketball courts. It is one of my favourite America Facts. Anyway, realising that in all my years I somehow never made the joke that 'ball is wife'

Delphinium is an incredible labour of love. I was stunned by the beauty of this game at Parallels. Feast your gosh darn eyes

THE RING asks, did we never question if the tragically murdered ghost child had bad vibes, or was just unpleasant to be around?

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

cute x cruel 🪶

"No," said Brian, "I want a sexier lab coat. One that clearly shows the contours of my ass."

Continuing on from "that time I got sick and mainlined every episode of Dexter" I am now watching the Dexter spinoffs/sequels and it's truly, deeply fucked that they're all pretty good

And the line readings, which feature Gary Oldman at his absolute peak

sports is an opportunity to witness events as they happen

In case anyone was wondering, this is exactly what my current book is about. Stay tuned

This looks like a white girl Instagram shot that he took himself

the weak Anglo mind cannot comprehend "building more houses"

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport. Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably? But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

Magpie #birds

Can't get over how goddamn good this looks what the hell

i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery

It's fixed! Isopod is now out! Please go buy it! store.steampowered.com/app/2053910/...

Still the greatest endorsement of all time

I love how nsfw content creators are being forced off social media platforms, but Ai adverts like "I'm about to fuck this horse but in the meantime follow this link for Roofing tutorials and supplies" are apparently ok

AWS is down, post hog