Expansion Showdown ‘77. Let’s do this.

Lets end this Mariners. I need to go to bed.

His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE “Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

Kash was begging for a Community Note

Indiana killed Charlie Kirk? 🤔

About half the towns in Massachusetts, honestly.

It’s like this comic was made for him:

Joan Bennett Kennedy, the former wife of the late Senator Ted Kennedy, has died.

🙄

The same people who insisted devout Catholic Joe Biden was leading a “war on Christianity” are now cheering Trump on as his armed goons assault clergymen.

go jays

Jen does not seem to be digging this.

Trevor Lawrence is insane! Not how they drew up the play but it worked out 🤣

😭 IG newberlinlibrary

Big game for Stefon Diggs and Drake Maye. #NewEnglandPatriots

The Patriots making the fatal mistake of letting the Bills hang around.

SCOOP — Pennsylvania prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices against voter fraud. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parents' PA address for years. From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:

*bangs head on desk*

Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment

CBS just dumped Stephen Colbert who was making $15M per. They could've had Colbert on for 10 more years for what they paid Bari.

Meanwhile in Australia’s Northern Territory, Justice Blow has published his report about dodgy employment practices in the local police, and a local journalist has just spuffed all over his keyboard.

Can’t decide whether these Statue of Liberty rubber chickens that say “squeeze me to hear me scream” are a little too on-the-nose for these times or if they’re perfect

A lot of tech bros who were upset about pronouns want to confer them on their computers now that they’re dating

Why is ESPN’s sound SO bad? They have the stadium sound effects blasting and you can barely hear the announcers.

Was Faith a 12-year-old?

What in the everlasting hell is this???

Why are there so many prime open seats at Yankee Stadium? #RedSox

The ultimate leader in the locker room, on the court and in the community 💪 Thank you for everything, Champ 🏆

Hillary Clinton referred to SOME Trump supporters as”deplorable,” and the political media had a meltdown. Trump refers to all Democrats as anti-American radical communists and “the enemy within,” and it’s no big deal. His reckless and dangerous demonization has been fully normalized.

Chapman made us sweat a bit, but Red Sox win!!!

In light of today’s absolutely fucking deranged “I’m in a war movie” speeches by Trump and Hegseth, I give you the plaque at West Point.

Trump just called us "the enemy within" Those are LITERALLY the words Adolf Hitler used to describe Jews in Nazi Germany. Literally the same words.

Five alarm fire here

The endgame for all of this is constructing a military that will obey orders when ordered to fire on citizens. That's the throughline to half of what Trump is doing.

If Joe Biden's speaking cadence was a major news item that the press saw fit to opine about for days, why are we not hearing a peep about the noticeable slur coming from Trump in this speech? Don't tell me, I already know.

What on earth is Dementia Don rambling about? He sounds like he's slurring his words. He's babbling word salad nonsense. HOW is this man our president?

HAHAHAHA in the middle of this incoherent speech, got the Emergency Broadcast System alert on the tv. It's an emergency, alright.

Dear God, make it stop.

Nothing says big bad manly "lethality" like fancy gold paper

Possibly the only thing that could make this hilarious dissertation on male grooming any more camp would be to climax with In The Navy by the Village People.

*sniffs* why can't we get players like that? ☘️🏀

Noooooo. What is this injury curse? 😭#redsox

SCOOP / UPDATE — Disney saw more than 1.7 million total paid streaming cancelations during the period 9/17-9/23, a Disney source confirms to me. The total includes Disney+, Hulu and ESPN.

"Hey, do I have any idea what's going on?" says the president. We are living in the worst timeline

CEO pay is up 1,094% since 1978, while worker pay is up just 26%. Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?