Current US Policy: If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.

That’s not a ballroom, it’s a convention center.

sometimes, which what i’ve learned from, of when’s all comes down to yourself — indeed, i might add — has always been them into some

Maybe if he wasn't up shit-posting half the night, he could stay awake in meetings

Just did a factory reset of my TCL/Roku TV, and when you re-sign with Roku the first time, they offer Newsmax as the #1 option for news channels. Which, frankly, is disgusting. I just wrote them a tart note at [email protected]. Feel free to do the same.

"Dr. Doolittle"...wheezing 💀

The regime is creating crisis after crisis, especially when it comes to our farms. www.upi.com/Voices/2025/...

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

Absolute banger by @ceilidhann.bsky.social on Nuzzi, Lizza, and...everything. It captures the primal scream I want to let out every time I read more about it. pajiba.substack.com/p/olivia-nuz...

The best and most concise headline I have seen in a long time. @ceilidhann.bsky.social continues to be a gift in the art of putting pen to paper.

Good win for the Celtics!

where did they scrounge up these refs for the Celtics Pistons game? horrible horrible

Mercy.

Is there ANYONE that is sane in this operation? Anyone?

White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/

What is happening in this Patriots Bengals game? The trainers and med staffs are earning their keep today.

Watching Will Campbell get injured:

Hey #NewEnglandPatriots, the 6th time running it up the middle will surely be the charm. 🙄

Why do I love living in Boston? Yo-Yo Ma playing the Bach cello suites before bringing Mayor Wu out to duet for an encore, that’s why.

everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust

Thank you Houston Texans! Much appreciated.

What the hell is happening in this football game? People are dropping like flies. Injuries on everey single play.

Did the sound go out in Prime Video for everyone?

It took them until 2025 but cool, cool.

Oh, the retailers are just going to LOVE this one.

I give up. I remember people saying "anyone can become president" when we were kids and I guess that was actually true. 😱

I am screaming. What in the comma overkill is this mess?

I don't see a Trump Tipline on the ADL site so you'll have to report his support for Nick Fuentes here

lol last night was a rerun

What another fabulous Russian robot.. fabulous! He is ready for the battlefield.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sydney Sweeney https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sydney-sweeney/

It's hard to overstate what a disaster Kash Patel is. See the many disturbing details here, from @vermontgmg.bsky.social, an expert on the FBI. "The longer this chaos continues," he writes, "the more likely we’re going to face a catastrophic intelligence failure." www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Perfection

NEW @motherjones.com: When a 16-year-old accused Russell Brand of rape, Megyn Kelly begged conservatives to condemn him. Now, with Epstein, she’s claiming it’s not quite fair to call him a a pedophile because he was “into the barely legal type” of minors. ⬇️ www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Return of the Robber Barons

So we can't use acetaminophen or ibuprofen now...do people just have to suffer through fever, headaches and pain? What new "miracle drug" will they be touting to the rubes in their place?

Just saw this as we’re watching tape of the game - we all like “what did he say??”

How do we summon an asteroid?

Mud Maid — Sculpture by Sue Hill in Cornwall, UK: This moss-covered figure of a woman rests on the forest floor at The Lost Gardens of Heligan. Her face is sculpted from clay and softened by time, while her hair and...

They're too funny. They should do a comedy together next.

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Sorry I’m late. I had to scroll to my birth year on an app.

All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny

oh, the cackle I just cackled 🐈‍⬛🤣

It's not that the movie Eternity (2025) is great, but there is a joke about a man-free afterlife and the tagline to sell it is "you've dealt with your last man". I think about that a lot.

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

Boston Mayor Michelle Wu, who in her first term transformed from a progressive leader in local politics into an ascending figure of the national Democratic opposition, officially claimed a second term, the decisive end to a campaign that cemented her dominance in city politics.

"Yes, Aunties." 🔥💀🤣