Leon S Kennedy eating a pear "Heh, where's the other one?"

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Twin Peaks Lucy commission <3

Disco!

It's called Lupin Estradiol because it has the dual effect of both feminizing your body and turning you into a phantom thief.

Fake Lupin from Lupin The IIIrd: Zenigata and The Two Lupins I like that movie. This man is a terrorist tags [ #art #artwork #lupiniii #anime #fanart #lupin ]

This is how I imagine it would play out.

Leon would move through The Last of Us's setting like LeBron would move through your regional basketball league.

Just made 40oz of ooloong, so if you get a call from prison, please come bail me out. The Man hates my genius ideas

i enjoyed lupin zero #lupiniii

Does anyone else drink all the leftover nubs after building a Gunpla kit or is that just me

A crossover inspired mainly by the fact that my wife misheard “Ra’s al Ghul” as “Roz al Ghul.”

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

*guy who never heard of Gorillaz before* oh so they’re kind of like the california raisins?

ME: one stir fry for me, and uh, one stir-fly for the lovely arachnid MY SPIDER GF: 👀👀👀👀 👉👉👉👉👈👈👈👈

LEON SMASH #re9

AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

bro.

the article says he's gonna become a professor. but i have an exclusive scoop: he's gonna teach a new subject every 5 seconds

KIM KITSURAGI - “Press your damn cheek against Lamby, okay?” The lieutenant sounds authoritative -- and surprisingly gruff.

I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something

tim drake: i just don't think it's asking too much to put your drinks on a coaster. and to not leave your guns on the table. jason todd: mmm. tim? tim: what. jason: you watched a lot of Arthur growing up, didn't you? tim: how the hell could you have known that.

Y'all hear they're juicing oranges now? Absolutely the product of a deranged mind, but I gotta say: pretty good

I bet if Akuma did the thing to me with the four big kanji it would feel incredible. I think it would totally work out all the kinks in my back

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

killer seven

I love this website www.youraislopbores.me

Fuck, had a dream I bought this amazing salsa, and forgot it was a dream. Gonna slam my head into the floor repeatedly to get back at my brain for punking me

anime girl taking big sip of beer

Youtube? Oh in my native language it's called "piece of fucking shit that barely fucking works run by god damn fucking idiots"

From Chapter 1176; I hope to get some mileage out of this Zoro panel.

that is not what i fucking typed

Beat Elden Ring, no idea where you find these guys from the intro

No, I did not "shit my pants in the Waffle House parking lot". Stop asking.

Just learned if you die in real life, you die in the game. Major bummer

travis touchdown: -so yeah obviously toriel is fuck AND marry material, which- are you listening to me. henry cooldown: i don't play video games, travis. henry: except tetris occasionally, i guess. do you have opinions on which tetris block you'd fuck? travis: yeah. henry: god i hate you.

I have a revolutionary system for making sure I take my medication: If I wonder "when did I last take my medication?" I take my medication

one of the simple pleasures in life is saying 'wow it looks like silent hill out there' when it's really foggy

are they gonna give this child a trophy that says 'prettiest bitch' 😭

i almost had my head bitten off by a giant freakish monster, why is this old man making lame jokes at me 😭 #re9

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take this.

Almost accidentally poured myself a glass of coffee creamer instead of orange juice