the rules of curling are none of my business

our lord & savior ms. rachel will be playing in our house all day today to get us through these big feelings

We are NOT gonna try to make “Minneapolis Strong” happen. Give people money instead, you useless toad. Strong Minneapolis has been doing all the things you say here for months, with no help from you. You did jack shit except send your cops to help ICE.

the only other option for my students’ regional moot court competition is of course…philadelphia. can’t even get a tiny break from ice occupation

When every day brings a fresh atrocity, it’s hard to keep up.

not gonna lie though, how powerful would you feel after calling someone a washed up loser ON THE RECORD?!?

Maybe a long shot - but any Vegas area lawyers on here, can you PLEASE sign up to be guest judges (you’ll earn CLE credits!) for the ABA Moot Court Competition on Feb 19-20 (evenings) and 21 (all day, but you only need to do 1 round)?!?!

Maybe be a long shot - but any Vegas area lawyers on here, can you PLEASE sign up to be guest judges (you’ll earn CLE credits!) for the ABA Moot Court Competition on Feb 19-20 (evenings) and 21 (all day, but you only need to do 1 round)?!?!

okay so if ice goons aren’t even getting paid, then where the fuck are my tax dollars going???

bringing back super bowl bingo cards for the fam. any suggestions? (during the game or commercials)

get them all out!!! 2300 remaining is still 2300 too many

on the 636384894855th day of january, i might just call in sick instead of going to the “we’re oppressing you for your own good” factory

to quote another lawyer during one of my hearings today: “it’s TENSE out there, your honor!”

everyone needs a forehead kiss and chocolate chip cookie

why does this feel like lyrics to a mountain goats song? (non-derogatory)

email from upper mgmt yesterday: “hey all - we’re reaching out to acknowledge the tragic events from this past weekend, BUT we alsooooo wanted to say it’s more important now than ever for us to keep showing up in the office every day (and not work remotely) so we can keep helping the community! 😉😘”

my liberal white women friends are starting to speak to me with a revolution robot accent

put all of MAGA in that prison from kung fu panda

If you want to support legal defense for people being detained, Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota is providing direct legal support to people in ICE custody right now. They're in the thick of it at the moment. ilcm.org

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

i had a dream that i was sobbing and purchasing a semi automatic weapon while lamenting that i just wanted to be cozy

good night from murderapolis 😒

Fuck ICE

HE WAS WEARING MITTENS

Cannot see the end of it.

the sweetness of diet pepsi will weaken your resolve. the bracing acidity of diet coke strengthens you.

it’s “minnesota mean” now. we’re all about that alliteration, dontcha know

tries and fails to buy a donut

Here's a gimme: calls some other city Minneapolis

@defnotadino.bsky.social better protect your couch

JD Vance in Minneapolis today — name the bingo categories

This but ICE 🙏🏻

Mpls could use help from anyone who can share a bit

Important context for claims that the Nicole Renee Good was obstructing/assaulting officers before she was shot & killed: The last time immigration agents shot a woman (Marimar Martinez, Chicago) they made similar claims. Prosecutors have already dropped the charges www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I'll take Important Statements for $500 😂😂

This is the piece of shit who Murdered a woman in Minneapolis today. Who is he?

Her name was Renee Nicole Good. She was 37. She had a wife. Now she is gone, executed. #WeWillNotBeSilenced

Like those before it, that insane, vile DHS statement about the Minneapolis shooting isn't about covering anything up. It's performative lying. They aren't trying to persuade anyone that their agents did nothing wrong. They're trying to project that their agents can get away with anything.

“Renee was one of the kindest people I’ve ever known,” she said. “She was extremely compassionate. She’s taken care of people all her life. She was loving, forgiving and affectionate. She was an amazing human being.”

the flu is so stupid. trying to explain to my body that I’m under multiple blankets with heating pad turned up and hoodie on. I. Am. Not. Cold!

how tf are we being held hostage by a 23 yr-old youtuber

how did i end up living in the 2 states & cities that trump hates the most?

i do not understand what this facist utopia is actually supposed to look like

they may have taken away our health insurance, but taco bell brought back the quesarito!

witness testified that there were 5-10 dogs living in my client’s house… and he was confused when i asked him to explain how he got that number

one of my coworkers reported herself to mgmt for accidentally teams messaging opposing counsel saying he was a dick

debating whether i can put “LEAVE ME ALONE (until further notice” as my automatic out-of-office email reply for the holidays

"I was tooling timing belts with my pop when I was still in diapers." DO NOT LET YOUR TODDLER FIX CARS

i really wanna skip work to go throw snowballs at ICE