"Not ALL the single ladies" - Nuancé

"Meta AI! You can ask it anything!" ASK IT TO FUCK OFF.

The party of crybullies.

youtube.com/shorts/bjAP2... I don't say this often, but major kudos to OU students.

Goodnight hussies, Goodnight floozies, Goodnight harlots with blown-out pussies

I call Elon Musk a Nazi because he's an avowed white supremacist who undermines democracies, incites pogroms, targets minorities, intentionally caused the death of >750,000 people (so far) while laughing about it ("feeding USAID into the wood chipper"), and did a Sieg Heil at Trump's inauguration.

I have a flavor of autism (same spectrum) and I'm here to say, he's flat wrong and also can fuck AAAAAAAAALL the way off.

Is it carbon monoxide

It shouldn’t be controversial to say that the creation of a “trillionaire” represents a giant and complete failure of public policy and government.

He's not gonna sleep with you, Burgum.

🗣️"KNAVE! I DO AMBUSH THEE!!"

Just once, I would like one of these congresspeople to say “If you’re not willing to acknowledge reality about this, then I have no reason to trust you about anything else. I will vote no. I yield the rest of my time.”

Jesus. I'm trying to write a metadata harvester for my class, but I had to get up at 5am to get wife here for surgery. It's 10:30am now and I can barely keep my eyes open, let alone code this project coherently. This, after spending a weekend at a 3-day metal festival. Dragging MAJOR ass today.

Whenever things get tough, I ask myself, “What would Jesus do?”, and then I hide in a cave for three days

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description. #photo #photography #photographer

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description. #photo #photography #photographer

NEW: Microsoft is so mad that a researcher published a handful of zero-days, and code to exploit them, that it is threatening legal action and even calling the cops on them. Yes, it's 2026, and one of the richest companies in the world is beefing about the ethics of disclosing bugs.

Once again: German universities were the envy of the world before the Nazis rose to power and took an ideological wrecking ball to the entire enterprise. If you want to know how long it took for German universities to recover… they haven’t.

*pokes at newish tummy pudge from lack of exercise* That should do it

Who cares about Vanilla Ice canceling? He’s a mediocre rapper who owes his whole career to being white. by Kid Rock

i just told a friend on my couch, "shots fired at the White House" and they responded, in a tired voice, "ok"

Repost with the Russian agent that spies on your posts

Rep Jim McGovern (D-MA) when GOP pulled an Iran War authorization vote off the schedule

Fill 👏 the 👏 restaurants 👏 with 👏 actual 👏 owls 👏

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

Today, the American people won. After we exposed Trump's $1.8 BILLION taxpayer funded slush fund & threatened to make Republicans vote on every part of it, they're running scared. They've pulled down votes & are going home. We know they'll be back at it, but so will we.

KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

gina carano getting sent to the shadow realm in 17 seconds the weekend before the mandalorian movie comes out is extremely funny

God damn John Fetterman. What a colossal fucking disappointment he turned out to be.

assimilate with Tommy Tuberville's culture (losing by sixty to Oklahoma State at home)

Asking the real questions

I would absolutely worship this DogPope

Nothing short of tribunals for the perpetrators and shunning of the collaborators.

When Dems take power, there must be retribution and accountability. We must punish, and we must hit back. The gloves must come off so we don’t go through this as a nation again

1. Flip the Senate this year 2. Block all GOP SCOTUS nominations 3. Hold the Senate and elect a Dem POTUS in 2028 4. Kill the filibuster 5. Pass HR1 6. Pass 18 year term limits on SCOTUS 7. Fill the 5 new vacancies with liberal justices 8. Have nice things

M'LADY

Isn't this literally the same guy that got his shit rocked by...(Checks notes)....Maxine Waters?

"Donald Trump says he's Jesus. Experts and biblical scholars are skeptical."

Maximum shareholder profits

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

Random MAGA chud making $50k or less in a state not called New York:

God has once again bestowed upon me the curse of literacy

JD Vance is the ultimate Reply Guy. He’s Well Actuallying the Pope about Catholic theology.

"I out pizza'd the Hut," I scream as federal agents push me into a black SUV

watching these guys trying desperately to defend something so utterly inauthentic and blatantly and cynically staged will never get old lol