TIL that there is a website where you can purchase (ethically sourced) people bones and I kid you not it is called Skulls Unlimited

Killua. Deserves. Better.

Gon is actually a bad and disappointing person, and Killua deserves better

I'll never see my dad again. Literally what are we even doing here

There's nothing I hate more than reaching out to people I don't fucking care about, but who cared about my dad.

Archeology 101 is prob dont give ancient relics to someone just because their family crest is on it without doing research on it first.

Nothing like listening to Smack That by Akon in this diner while I plan my dad's funeral.

I am begging people to learn about ARFID

Y’all 😭

charlie "throat goat" kirk

Emergency Vet !

Oh hey, I almost forgot fucken 11. a MF yeast infection, and subsequent apparent allergic reaction to vagisil in lieu of out of state healthcare

7. Brenda spent 3 days telling the neighbors dad was dead already 8. I GOT FUCKING ROBBED TODAY 9. The police haven't shown up yet and I need a file a police report to fix all the cards I have to report stolen 10. My passport card was in my wallet so I can't fly back until I fix it Kill me 😭

4. Aunt who flew in from to Texas see/help her brother got covid and is quarantined in dad's room 5. Hunter got sick with SOMETHING ELSE 6. DOG GOT SICK /🧵

Let me just list what has happened to me in the last TWO WEEKS: 1. CC and debit got fraud had to get new ones 2. Dog got OKed to fly, and THEN we found fleas (dealt with swiftly) 3. Landed in Philly and immediately was told the Drs can't do anything else for dad /🧵

I am simply asking for Things to stop Happening To Me

*me, talking about wacky waving, inflatable, arm flailing, tubeman* "For every Gary Oldman there's a Jared Leto."

James Cameron's Mean Girls

We accepted her apology, but WHAT THE FUCK, BRENDA

Said neighbor has been corrected and PROFUSELY apologized

One of dad's neighbors started telling all the other neighbors that he's dead already. So that's a thing that happens in real life APPARENTLY

Planning my wedding was fun and exciting, until I had to start planning a contingency version where my dad dies before the invitations go out or after. I'm so depressed

I'm sad yall

We're talking about hospice care options this week. I can't think of anyone who deserves to die less. My Dad has had saved me from oblivion more than a few times. Cheers to him, Don

My Dad, one of the best people in all of existence and would have been anyone's Dad who needed it, is dying. The next time his health declines it won't matter if we treat it.

*me, talking about wacky waving, inflatable, arm flailing, tubeman* "For every Gary Oldman there's a Jared Leto."

HURTFUL.

we are doing FACE MASKS. we are watching STAR TREK. i am preparing for PAX. it is GIRLS NIGHT.

Why did i decide to kill her

As someone from Gaza, I don’t have the luxury of sarcasm. The bodies around me are real. The blood on the hospital floor is not metaphor. They say it was a “mishap” — but we buried 20 people. Journalists. Doctors. Neighbors. Friends. How many “mishaps” does it take to call it a war crime?

Putting Deep Space 9 on at the bar is my love language 🖤

Ok, but this happened on my way to the spa, so who cares

Everybody look how cool of a day I'm having !

Should I get a Nic Cage impersonator for my wedding Y/N?

Canoodling doesn't count as PDA

Reskeeting for i) posterity and ii) stirring the pot for funsies @regretagarbo.rip @notalizard.bsky.social

One big wife energy

Diff dsg but you bet by tablets and not by mg (high stakes)

One on one poker against my sister but we're just betting our Celexas (same dsg)

I really want a tattoo of this, but someone who's better at drawing hands than me should do it

Thanks jibjab hot dog.

Here's a spooky drawing I did of the highest luck

With the updated RCV totals just released by the Board of Elections, our campaign has officially earned the most total votes in a primary in New York City history.

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