So ig being dead doesn't preclude you from having to file taxes, gotta file someth for dad

Cool S-uicune

I have "a handful of weiners" today, according to One Construction Guy

I just found out sharks birth pups face first, and I have a new empathy for hammerhead sharks

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

Husband forgot his brother's birthday so I made sure he won't do that again

Hunter won't let me make him a martini (olive juice in white wine)

My husband won't stop saying "renay-sahnce" how do you say rennaisance

Walked down the aisle to this theme song and my husband cried

My husband is an idiot

Got married yesterday, but my dad's still dead

IM GETTING FUCKING MARRIED TODAY

Proof that @regretagarbo.rip wants marriage

I'M GETTING MARRIED IN A WEEK

For sale: Dog shoes Shook off

DEUCES

DONKEY SKIN FOR YOU.

On this day in 1998 - The Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Far Beyond The Stars" directed by Avery Brooks (Benjamin Sisko) premiered. Rather than try and find a single quote, clip, thought... I'm just gonna post the whole episode because it's that damn special. (1/15)

she threw up a lot today :c

Fact check please

What the actual fuck

One tiny reason that disney sucks is that more things should have once upon a time dlc. I want rpgs in storybooke and the enchanted forest

By the end of this 5 hour color theory class I painted a marble with just blue and yellow (plus white/black)

Okay but I like eyes

I forgot I hate school

I am not good at art -class-

Sucking at something is the first step to being kinda good at something

Would you like to watch a little fella eat his lunch?

Loot that drops after defeating me: Nothing. I was but a lowly NPC minding my business. You should feel guilty for defeating me, it wasn't even your quest. I will never respawn. My dog just sits there on the map where I died. You cannot interact with my dog, she just cries.

Very powerful. The full interview is here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l2R...

“I didn't think the ravenous fishes would shark on ME!”

I remember when the Scots first did this to Trump back in his first term. ✊✊✊

Anyway, here’s the moon

I think one big wife would fix us

me: Did you say "rapscallion designer wear"? @notalizard.bsky.social : I SURE fucken did

It will be off season eat pray love. It will be the dead of winter.

The art and the artist

I fucking love this show so much

Skyline cleanse I cannot with news

Yes. It's real. 😭😭😭 ⚡⚡⚡™️

To any ICE agents reading this who are from down south—you have never experienced anything like this cold. Our European climate equivalent is literally Stalingrad. It will hurt to breathe. You will be outside in it. So will we, but we are used to it. Next week is what will break you.

the dilbert guy dilbert died. he’s deadbert now. he's deadbert & you're laughing.

she doesn’t know a puppy is abt to come over. she is blissfully unaware

Not me listening to the Cats soundtrack at work and crying

I think I might watch Cats on repeat for the foreseeable future

I fucking love Cats 2019 everyone shut their fucking mouths