Not A Lizard
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Only humans here I promise
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Annuh
10 months ago
"It's always 'By Jove' and never 'Hi, Jove'" :c
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I love when Sword Saint Isshin starts to lose in a sword fight so he pulls out a spear and a Glock
almost 2 years ago
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Riker Googling
about 2 years ago
drunk history darmok and jalad at tanagra
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Shit I did it backwards
about 2 years ago
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about 2 years ago
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about 2 years ago
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about 2 years ago
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about 2 years ago
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Also my RimWorld war crimes got really dark and made me irl sad so ig I'm being nice to my prisoners now
about 2 years ago
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More places should be open on Christmas, Jews need weed too ok
about 2 years ago
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Shooting my elephants is a great way to be forced to make big rocks into small rocks for the rest of your life (it will not be a long life)
about 2 years ago
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If i sound like a war criminal just assume I'm talking about RimWorld now
about 2 years ago
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Stella
about 2 years ago
Inspiring words from this NASA official
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Annuh
about 2 years ago
Please no donations over $500 for tax purposes. This is the for the first friend I made when I moved to Seattle and he has never been anything but kind and generous to everyone he meets. He also has not had a day off in 2 months
add a skeleton here at some point
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I keep running out of food and I don't know why (Please ignore the 12 elephants guarding my base thank you)
about 2 years ago
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Guy who thinks he can run an empire because he's got 1453 hours in crusader kings
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 years ago
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Annuh
about 2 years ago
Bearshare wrapped 2005 You burned one song to CDs more often than any other song! I Want Your Girlfriend (To Be My Girlfriend) by Reel Big Fish! You were in the top 0.5% of listeners!
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Quasimorph is fun because you can struggle on 1 mission for hours and finally get a good run and grab the objective but I used dragon breath rounds on a zombie at point blank and the fire spread and I died instantly
about 2 years ago
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Bodega Cats
about 2 years ago
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I love when war criminals die
about 2 years ago
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Oh so it's literally only me that's this underground cool cool cool
about 2 years ago
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Annuh
about 2 years ago
New Astarion romance dialogue just dropped
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New favorite strategy, just send a million annoying little laser drones at them while I charge with heavy armor and enough rockets to glass Arrakis
about 2 years ago
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This shit DUSTY
open.spotify.com/track/2ASzVC...
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GRAVERAISER
Hezekaust · Song · 2023
https://open.spotify.com/track/2ASzVC3xrTE5hMzSSq6bWD?si=XMBdB8DQS5e7Kh03HVhahg
about 2 years ago
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I'm getting really sick of these pirates and terrorists, you'd think they'd leave me alone after the last dozen war crimes
about 2 years ago
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Cereal is just breakfast soup
over 2 years ago
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Sunlight is for losers
over 2 years ago
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Someone come paint my house to look like a Roman imperial domus please and thank you
over 2 years ago
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Apparently rogue AI's pay really well
over 2 years ago
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Ah yes, nothing like spending an hour and a half tweaking a build, only to realize that the default build was basically perfect and only needed 1 change
over 2 years ago
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Remember it's not illegal if your transponder is off
over 2 years ago
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I'm gonna start curating underground hip-hop, you're all very welcome for my exquisite taste
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Matsuri
Purely Blue · Song · 2023
https://open.spotify.com/track/5Oa0OLfsVNpNcUTbEjtWpI?si=ZJYTgq7DRmObKmxnDXhWmQ
over 2 years ago
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Lizards guide to morally acceptable market manipulation 1 build a nice little farm 2 burn every other farm in the galactic sector 3 watch as a galaxy wide famine breaks out 4 ??? 5 profit (It's moral because I didn't burn the entire planet)
over 2 years ago
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