"It's always 'By Jove' and never 'Hi, Jove'" :c

I love when Sword Saint Isshin starts to lose in a sword fight so he pulls out a spear and a Glock

drunk history darmok and jalad at tanagra

Shit I did it backwards

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Also my RimWorld war crimes got really dark and made me irl sad so ig I'm being nice to my prisoners now

More places should be open on Christmas, Jews need weed too ok

Shooting my elephants is a great way to be forced to make big rocks into small rocks for the rest of your life (it will not be a long life)

If i sound like a war criminal just assume I'm talking about RimWorld now

Inspiring words from this NASA official

Please no donations over $500 for tax purposes. This is the for the first friend I made when I moved to Seattle and he has never been anything but kind and generous to everyone he meets. He also has not had a day off in 2 months

I keep running out of food and I don't know why (Please ignore the 12 elephants guarding my base thank you)

Guy who thinks he can run an empire because he's got 1453 hours in crusader kings

Bearshare wrapped 2005 You burned one song to CDs more often than any other song! I Want Your Girlfriend (To Be My Girlfriend) by Reel Big Fish! You were in the top 0.5% of listeners!

Quasimorph is fun because you can struggle on 1 mission for hours and finally get a good run and grab the objective but I used dragon breath rounds on a zombie at point blank and the fire spread and I died instantly

I love when war criminals die

Oh so it's literally only me that's this underground cool cool cool

New Astarion romance dialogue just dropped

New favorite strategy, just send a million annoying little laser drones at them while I charge with heavy armor and enough rockets to glass Arrakis

This shit DUSTY open.spotify.com/track/2ASzVC...

I'm getting really sick of these pirates and terrorists, you'd think they'd leave me alone after the last dozen war crimes

Cereal is just breakfast soup

Sunlight is for losers

Someone come paint my house to look like a Roman imperial domus please and thank you

Apparently rogue AI's pay really well

Ah yes, nothing like spending an hour and a half tweaking a build, only to realize that the default build was basically perfect and only needed 1 change

Remember it's not illegal if your transponder is off

I'm gonna start curating underground hip-hop, you're all very welcome for my exquisite taste open.spotify.com/track/5Oa0OL...

Lizards guide to morally acceptable market manipulation 1 build a nice little farm 2 burn every other farm in the galactic sector 3 watch as a galaxy wide famine breaks out 4 ??? 5 profit (It's moral because I didn't burn the entire planet)