I advise you never to make these. Or at the very least go into making them with your eyes wide open. Because they are basically the biscuit equivalent of crack.

For A Few Dollars Less. #MakeAFilmCheaper

Torvill and Dean have been on the frontlines - shelling advanced squads of racists.

Please quote this with the time you didn’t interact with someone famous I visited Gothic Valley WI’s stand at BBC 6 Music festival, then went for lunch with a friend, and Jodie Whitaker turned up and enjoyed a cup cake.

“Also… I’m a Knight!” Congratulations Sir ‘Dris.

Lavrov saying Russia will review stance on peace re the false attack - seeking they have not reviewed or changed their stance on peace!! They never wanted peace, they want full conquest. Their stance is the same today as the day before yesterday.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Jess is absolutely right. The Court of Appeal’s decision in the Begum deprivation of citizenship case, and the Supreme Courts reasons for not hearing an appeal, are two of the worst legal judgments of recent years. There are other bad decision, but these were awful.

Almost a year ago to the day, I spoke to highly respected scenario planning expert and futurist Richard Watson. He told me that due to demographic trends "the war to attract and retain talent will intensify". And this is not just about numbers. It goes deeper. 1/2 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/q...

Artists show the way it's done.

Has he thought this one through?

The Tories’ Shadow Attorney General, Lord Wolfson, is representing Roman Abramovich in a legal case that is delaying the transfer of £2.5bn of assets to benefit the people of Ukraine. I’ve written to Kemi Badenoch about the conflicts of interest this raises. 👇

Top Adrian Chiles Columns of 2025: I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince? Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts. I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3

gotta love online business models like this from CityMapper - we will serve you fake news ads, or you can pay to remove them

and only 700 of them are cocaine!

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

i spent long enough covering crypto shenanigans to absolutely assure you that all the below is simply how it works with money. if you want to interface with the world of real dollars, there is no cryptographic getout. (unless you are a close associate of the President) d-shoot.net/@kib/statuse...

I mean, the obvious answer is that they’re pandering to racism because they think that’s how they beat reform. And I think the obvious answer stands. But there is also this:

So after the Conservatives spend years accusing Keir Starmer of betraying Britain in his work as a former Human Right's lawyer, Kemi Badenoch's own Shadow Attorney General in the Lords takes a job representing a sanctioned Russian oligarch

Shamima Begum was the beginning of something in so many ways, one of which was 'the last government's inability to just do its job properly (in this case by passing legislation that would have allowed it to prosecute her here at home) and instead going 'no option but to undermine all our rights'.

'So, populists, does "white privilege" exist?' 'Oh FFS, of course not. It's a liberal Lefty concept!' 'But *should* white privilege exist?' 'Of course it should!' Righty-ho.

Good old Donald coming to the rescue!

Still unreported, should be investigated: ICE shot Richard outside a mall. I visited mall security office. Guard said ICE and LAPD came in, used thumb drive to copy mall’s video footage, and THEN DELETED THE EVIDENCE from mall’s local drives. He showed me the missing timeline part saying “no data.”

Interested in how you square the circle of “British people who post ‘burn down a migrant hotel’ during race riots shouldn’t be arrested” with “someone who posted pretty objectionable and racist things 8 years before they became a British citizen should be deported” and am sure someone will ask Nigel

a thread in which Mark Cuban billionaire-splains UK healthcare to UK citizens, and they are not having it.

2025: Liz Truss criticising Keir Starmer over the release of Alaa Abd El-Fattah 2022: Liz Truss as Foreign Secretary trying to secure the release of Alaa Abd El-Fattah

“Accepting the jumbo jet from Qatar was huge in terms of what it breached. But he loved it. So he took it. Now he says it's going to be part of his presidential library. Meaning, as far as I can tell from Trump's intellectual life, that it will contain one plane and no books.” @mrjamesob.bsky.social

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Chubby Checker is still with us

This is literally what the Telegraph campaigned for.

What will James Dyson, who supported the euro to "save" UK manufacturing, Brexit to end EU vacuum cleaner regulations, and the replacement of EU farm subsidies to maintain his farm income, propose?

COMMISSION SOME SITCOMS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.

Sweet mother of god

There are FOUR ghosts!

George Michael died on Christmas Day in 2016. He will be remembered for his incredible songwriting talent, his gorgeous vocals and for the greatest non-apology video of all time, following his arrest for cottaging.

Unexpected message this year.

The Snowman and Father Christmas take place in the same universe. In Father Christmas, Jim and Hilda Bloggs from When the Wind Blows are shown in the pub. This therefore suggests that, canonically speaking, the real ending of The Snowman is a massive nuclear war.

Scum, all you faithful.

Merry Christmas! Britain’s news channel celebrating by reading “Christmas Bells” / flogging you financial ads 🎄🎄

Low bar in 2025, but 🎄🎵 Try not to be a cunt, it's X-mas. 🎵✌🏻 (Written & performed by British trio Fascinating Aïda) ☺️

The black cat atop the stones at Stonehenge during the Winter Solstice 2025 celebrations, delivering its blessings for the coming year.

All - genuinely. If this is something you want to see, can you quote tweet this and explain why? Since I've been fighting to write this book for years, and I keep getting told there's no market interest. I get it; it's not a sexy book. But it's an important book, imho. LMK what you think?

It was such a joy (and a privilege) to have @mrjamesob.bsky.social back on. We laughed so hard a bit of wee came out.

Time for Patel to answer for his lies.

Was amused to see @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com describe the same error the other day, simply calling it out as ‘inflationary’…

He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.